Link: So, what's the next place we need to go to
Tetra: We need to head to Lenzo's Pictograph Shop to help him out with his desire.
Link: Why do I give a shit about what he desires
Tetra: If we help him, he'll give us stuff
Link: You had me at stuff
(Later, in Pictograph Shop)
Lenzo: (With shaky voice) Hey, young boy, I need your help
Link: As long as stuff is involved, I will
Lenzo: Listen, I'm a creeper, and I like to... take pictures of everyone in town, but, I am under house arrest, so, I need you to go and take pictures of everyone.
Link: So, your telling me to help a creepy psycho by taking pictures of people without permission like a crazy person.
Lenzo: ....... Yes
Link: I have no problem with this actually. I'll be right back
(Later, at postbox)
Link: Okay, just gotta take his picture
Garrickson: FUCK YOU, GOVERNMENT, I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS BOMB
(Later, in cafe)
Link: Okay, just gotta take his picture
Gossack: I pissed myself
(Later, near windmill)
Link: Just gotta get the picture
Anton: I have a stupid haircut
Linda: I'm turned on by this, for some reason
(Later, at the Pictograph Shop)
Link: Here, I got your pictures
Lenzo: Oh my goodness, these are amazing. I can't wait to look at these later tonight......................
Link: Uh..........
Lenzo: Oh, right, well, anyway, here is your reward (Hands him a Joy Pendant) It is my most treasured belonging. I had it ever since I was a child. I trust it to you. May you treasure it al-
(Later, on the ship)
Link: and then I sold the pendant for twenty thousand rupees
Tetra: ........... Your a dick, you know that
Link: Thank you
Tetra: That was an insult
Link: Don't care. I'm still gonna take it as a compliment....... Still, I want more stuff
Tetra: You got money out of this? Why do you want more?
Link: I'm a...... well you know
Tetra: Link, please don't do this
Link: Too late, its in my head. Can't stop thinking of it now
(Later, at the Pictograph Shop upper floor)
Link: (Steals from his drawers) What? This guy only had fifty rupees..... well, better then nothing... fucking Mesa (Walks down stairs) (See's Lenzo talking to a Minenco) (Takes their picture)
Lenzo: Ah, hey, you can't take pictures of people without permission... That's my job.
Minenco: Please, you can't show anyone this picture. If you do, my husband will divorce me, and leave me penniless. If you look deep into your heart-
(Later, walking down the road)
Tetra: Link, please, I am begging you, don't do this
Link: Not interested
Tetra: Link, please, don't do this
Link: Not interested
Tetra: Link, your going to ruin her life
Link: The more likely reason to do it
Tetra: but why. What's did she do to you
Link: It's more of "What didn't she do for me"... and that was nothing, so, its payback time
Tetra: Link, please, if you do this, I will never forgive you
Link: I can live with that
Tetra: Link, please, for the love of god, do not do this. Please, you just can't-
Man: AHHHH! WHY WOULD MY WIFE DO THIS
Link: Too late
Tetra: ...........................................
Link: Tetra?
Tetra: Fuck you, Link
Link: Ah, there you are
TO BE CONTINUED