So, yeah, it’s been some time since I did another one of these, and since people really seem to like them, I thought, why not. So, here is part six of my mini rants. Enjoy.
TV - Now, I really hate TV nowadays. I have not watched TV in three years. That’s how much I have grown to hate television. All it is nowadays is a bunch of comedy shows that aren’t funny, drama shows that aren’t suspenseful, action shows that aren’t awesome, and a whole fucking dump truck if unfunny sitcoms, and god awful reality shows, and you all know how much I hate reality shows. And if bad television shows weren’t bad enough, they also have some of the stupidest commercials imaginable. Like, one of them is a dog that talks in such an annoying voice. As if to say “Buy this food for your dog”, when, in reality, I want to walks around town and shoot every dog I see, all thanks to this commercial. Another stupid television idea is that they air all the good stuff when you’re not at home. Here’s an example. I want to watch Pokemon whenever I SOMEHOW want to watch TV… Instead, I can’t, because, it is only on at 7:30 in the morning, and its only on at weekdays. You know, when I’m asleep. But, I’m sure we get shows that are good when I get home, like…. Teen Titans Go….. WHAT THE FUCK! HOW COME THEY AIR THE GOOD STUFF WHILE NO ONE IS HOME, BUT WE GET THESE SHITTY SHOWS, NO MATTER WHAT! THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Jury Duty - You want to know why I leave voting to the patriots in this country? Jury Duty. Once you place that ballet into the box, the government will have your name and could easily get you set up for Jury Duty. And trust me, it is nothing television makes it up to be. All you do is sit in a chair for god knows how long, hearing boring crap, while looking at your watch slowly count down every second you are wasting for this shit. Also, you gotta love it when they have to have multiple recesses just for stupid shit, wasting more and more time. This feels more like a prison sentence to me. If only it was something out of Liar Liar.
Google Images - Now, when Google isn’t sucking the money out of your wallet with Google +, it CAN be helpful…. 75% of the time, at least. That’s where Google Images comes in. Now, everyone uses this at one point in their lives for something. But, what they don’t know is that there are some fucked up people out there drawing their so called “art”, and putting it on the internet, and, thanks to Google Images, they post it onto it, and, by mistake, you will see a picture, then tie a noose, and then hang yourself, the picture is so bad. Weather it is a picture that horrifies you, makes you think the world is slowly getting retarded, or makes you so sick to your stomach, you feel like you’re about to vomit up your own stomach, is entirely a gamble, thanks to Google Images. You can’t even look for images about inanimate objects without getting something fucked up. For example, I was looking through Google Images to find out about milk in bags, which are common in Canada and other parts of the world, but, what I found was…. oh God…. a carton of milk sticking its penis into a bag and shooting milk into it…. SEE WHY I HATE USING GOOGLE IMAGES! IT’S LIKE WALKING THROUGH A MINEFIELD… BUT WORSE!
Paper Bags - Now, people always say to use paper bags, because they are more environmentally friendly and help with pollution. Yeah, well, try telling that to the food that’s on the floor thanks to this paper bag just giving the fuck up. I don’t care if it’s environmentally friendly, paper bags are fucking weak. I can’t even stick on can of soda without it going through the fucking bag. Oh, it is even worse when it is raining, because, the bag just fucking falls apart and all your food just falls out of it and onto the ground. You’d have a better chance of balancing all this food on your head then putting it in a paper bag, because, unless you’re the Wicked Witch of the West, you don’t get fucked up by rain.
Jumpy Advertisements - Now, some of you may be wondering what I am talking about. Well, I’ll tell you. Whenever you are on a website that is always filled with ads, like Youtube or something. Now, when you get to a new page, you will obviously want to click on a video, right? Well, when you try to, a big ass fucking ad will come and get in the fucking way. Then, by accident, you will be sent to the add. I know you can just go back easily, but I shouldn’t have to go back because of stupid fucking ads popping up everytime.
Trends - Now, I hate my generation. I REALLY fucking hate my generation. It’s amazing I came out the way I am without a brain that is as worthless as a pile of dogshit. The reason I hate this generation is because they think that stupid shit on the internet is the quickest way to be a celebrity. No… it’s just fucking stupid. There are a lot I really fucking hate. Like, there is the Harlem Shake, which makes you have the dance move of a halloween kid having a seizure, the word YOLO, which is so fucking famous, it has a fridge magnet. A FUCKING FRIDGE MAGNET! There is also…. the T dance, which turns little girls to sluts in just two seconds, and I REFUSE to say the name… It makes me sick to my stomach. Oh, and there is still so much more. And then there’s CuttingForBeiber, where people slit their wrists because of Justin Beiber’s drug us, which is just so fucking stupid. Lets see, there is also Planking, Keep Calm, the word Fail, Candy Crush - WHICH I FUCKING HATE! GET OVER IT! - Unboxing Videos, Self Portraits - IT’S SELF PORTRAITS! NOT SELFIES! GET IT THE FUCK RIGHT! - Trolls, and the list goes on, and on, and on. No doubt 2015 is gonna have trends, and, I am not prepared for the kinds of stupid shit they make this year.
Comments on Youtube - A friend of mine, MRBrightSide, once said, “It Youtube was a city, the comments section would be the sewer system”... He took the words right out of my mouth. Seriously, you should never look at the comments on Youtube. It is literally a fucking nest of trolls, flamers, 7-year-olds who can’t spell, and just overall assholes. The comments sections are not only unfunny, but most comments have to do something about calling people either “Brony Retards” or “Autistic Retards”.. Um, okay, dicks, can I call you dicks, it seems like the appropriate term, um…. Bronies are a group of people that like things, and, you could like something that people hate you for, making you a brony to that sort of thing.. and, Autism is not retardation… it is a mental problem, yes, but, it does not affect a persons IQ in anyway… And don’t think I’m calm, readers, I have a lot of anger building up inside.
Bus Rides - Now, this is the kind of shit that makes you want to walk three hours to school. The bus is nothing more than a long as fuck torture device on wheels. First off, the bus is always crowded by a bunch of people, who need the bus only to get one mile from the bus stop, because they’re too lazy, while you need the bus to get to your job on the other side of town. But, they don’t fucking care. Also, never sit near the window… ever. It’s a first time public bus riders trap. Once you are there, you could end up having someone sit next to you, and possibly crush you against the wall. And once you’re off the bus, you’ll want to breathe in the air, as if you just got released from a prison sentence. Yeah, buses are that bad.
Online Play - If Youtube comments are the nest for internet idiots, then Online Games are a whole fucking colony. Literally, if you have XBox Live, or Playstation Online, I feel so sorry for you… unless you’re a Troll, then fuck you. This is basically where some of the stupidest shit happens. Now, if you grew up in the nineties, you knew that, when a player lot at a game, he was a fair sport, and still manages to have a fun time with the player. But, nowadays, its all about being the best, and shoving it in everyone’s fucking faces. And, if someone loses, they say pretty much this. “FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! I’M GONNA FUCK YOUR MOTHER! I’M GONNA FUCK YOUR FATHER! I’M GONNA FUCK YOU, YOU GAY PIECE OF FUCK”! Yeah, that’s about right. This is why I hate Call of Duty game so much. People buy these games to have…… THIS?!
School Hallways - Have you ever wanted to walk through a crowded hallway, with a bunch of rude, impolite brats bumping into you, knocking you down, THEN HAVING THEM KICK YOU YOU WHILE YOU’RE DOWN AND- …….. Sorry, I… had a flashback to middle school…. Anyway, school hallways are one of the many problems with schools. Not only do you have to get to your next class before the bell rings, but you have to get to your next class before the bell rings while walking through a hall as crowded as a New York sidewalk. People are always bumping into you, tripping you, or just plane fucking stopping for no fucking reason other than to waste your time. And, when you think you got used to it, it happens over and over again, and then, you’re late for your class, and you get a detention for it, because of a bunch of fucking morons in the halls. This is why school sucks.
So, there you go. Five more things that piss me off. Now, there are a lot more things out there, and I may work on more of these, if time allows me. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take
TV - Now, I really hate TV nowadays. I have not watched TV in three years. That’s how much I have grown to hate television. All it is nowadays is a bunch of comedy shows that aren’t funny, drama shows that aren’t suspenseful, action shows that aren’t awesome, and a whole fucking dump truck if unfunny sitcoms, and god awful reality shows, and you all know how much I hate reality shows. And if bad television shows weren’t bad enough, they also have some of the stupidest commercials imaginable. Like, one of them is a dog that talks in such an annoying voice. As if to say “Buy this food for your dog”, when, in reality, I want to walks around town and shoot every dog I see, all thanks to this commercial. Another stupid television idea is that they air all the good stuff when you’re not at home. Here’s an example. I want to watch Pokemon whenever I SOMEHOW want to watch TV… Instead, I can’t, because, it is only on at 7:30 in the morning, and its only on at weekdays. You know, when I’m asleep. But, I’m sure we get shows that are good when I get home, like…. Teen Titans Go….. WHAT THE FUCK! HOW COME THEY AIR THE GOOD STUFF WHILE NO ONE IS HOME, BUT WE GET THESE SHITTY SHOWS, NO MATTER WHAT! THAT’S FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Jury Duty - You want to know why I leave voting to the patriots in this country? Jury Duty. Once you place that ballet into the box, the government will have your name and could easily get you set up for Jury Duty. And trust me, it is nothing television makes it up to be. All you do is sit in a chair for god knows how long, hearing boring crap, while looking at your watch slowly count down every second you are wasting for this shit. Also, you gotta love it when they have to have multiple recesses just for stupid shit, wasting more and more time. This feels more like a prison sentence to me. If only it was something out of Liar Liar.
Google Images - Now, when Google isn’t sucking the money out of your wallet with Google +, it CAN be helpful…. 75% of the time, at least. That’s where Google Images comes in. Now, everyone uses this at one point in their lives for something. But, what they don’t know is that there are some fucked up people out there drawing their so called “art”, and putting it on the internet, and, thanks to Google Images, they post it onto it, and, by mistake, you will see a picture, then tie a noose, and then hang yourself, the picture is so bad. Weather it is a picture that horrifies you, makes you think the world is slowly getting retarded, or makes you so sick to your stomach, you feel like you’re about to vomit up your own stomach, is entirely a gamble, thanks to Google Images. You can’t even look for images about inanimate objects without getting something fucked up. For example, I was looking through Google Images to find out about milk in bags, which are common in Canada and other parts of the world, but, what I found was…. oh God…. a carton of milk sticking its penis into a bag and shooting milk into it…. SEE WHY I HATE USING GOOGLE IMAGES! IT’S LIKE WALKING THROUGH A MINEFIELD… BUT WORSE!
Paper Bags - Now, people always say to use paper bags, because they are more environmentally friendly and help with pollution. Yeah, well, try telling that to the food that’s on the floor thanks to this paper bag just giving the fuck up. I don’t care if it’s environmentally friendly, paper bags are fucking weak. I can’t even stick on can of soda without it going through the fucking bag. Oh, it is even worse when it is raining, because, the bag just fucking falls apart and all your food just falls out of it and onto the ground. You’d have a better chance of balancing all this food on your head then putting it in a paper bag, because, unless you’re the Wicked Witch of the West, you don’t get fucked up by rain.
Jumpy Advertisements - Now, some of you may be wondering what I am talking about. Well, I’ll tell you. Whenever you are on a website that is always filled with ads, like Youtube or something. Now, when you get to a new page, you will obviously want to click on a video, right? Well, when you try to, a big ass fucking ad will come and get in the fucking way. Then, by accident, you will be sent to the add. I know you can just go back easily, but I shouldn’t have to go back because of stupid fucking ads popping up everytime.
Trends - Now, I hate my generation. I REALLY fucking hate my generation. It’s amazing I came out the way I am without a brain that is as worthless as a pile of dogshit. The reason I hate this generation is because they think that stupid shit on the internet is the quickest way to be a celebrity. No… it’s just fucking stupid. There are a lot I really fucking hate. Like, there is the Harlem Shake, which makes you have the dance move of a halloween kid having a seizure, the word YOLO, which is so fucking famous, it has a fridge magnet. A FUCKING FRIDGE MAGNET! There is also…. the T dance, which turns little girls to sluts in just two seconds, and I REFUSE to say the name… It makes me sick to my stomach. Oh, and there is still so much more. And then there’s CuttingForBeiber, where people slit their wrists because of Justin Beiber’s drug us, which is just so fucking stupid. Lets see, there is also Planking, Keep Calm, the word Fail, Candy Crush - WHICH I FUCKING HATE! GET OVER IT! - Unboxing Videos, Self Portraits - IT’S SELF PORTRAITS! NOT SELFIES! GET IT THE FUCK RIGHT! - Trolls, and the list goes on, and on, and on. No doubt 2015 is gonna have trends, and, I am not prepared for the kinds of stupid shit they make this year.
Comments on Youtube - A friend of mine, MRBrightSide, once said, “It Youtube was a city, the comments section would be the sewer system”... He took the words right out of my mouth. Seriously, you should never look at the comments on Youtube. It is literally a fucking nest of trolls, flamers, 7-year-olds who can’t spell, and just overall assholes. The comments sections are not only unfunny, but most comments have to do something about calling people either “Brony Retards” or “Autistic Retards”.. Um, okay, dicks, can I call you dicks, it seems like the appropriate term, um…. Bronies are a group of people that like things, and, you could like something that people hate you for, making you a brony to that sort of thing.. and, Autism is not retardation… it is a mental problem, yes, but, it does not affect a persons IQ in anyway… And don’t think I’m calm, readers, I have a lot of anger building up inside.
Bus Rides - Now, this is the kind of shit that makes you want to walk three hours to school. The bus is nothing more than a long as fuck torture device on wheels. First off, the bus is always crowded by a bunch of people, who need the bus only to get one mile from the bus stop, because they’re too lazy, while you need the bus to get to your job on the other side of town. But, they don’t fucking care. Also, never sit near the window… ever. It’s a first time public bus riders trap. Once you are there, you could end up having someone sit next to you, and possibly crush you against the wall. And once you’re off the bus, you’ll want to breathe in the air, as if you just got released from a prison sentence. Yeah, buses are that bad.
Online Play - If Youtube comments are the nest for internet idiots, then Online Games are a whole fucking colony. Literally, if you have XBox Live, or Playstation Online, I feel so sorry for you… unless you’re a Troll, then fuck you. This is basically where some of the stupidest shit happens. Now, if you grew up in the nineties, you knew that, when a player lot at a game, he was a fair sport, and still manages to have a fun time with the player. But, nowadays, its all about being the best, and shoving it in everyone’s fucking faces. And, if someone loses, they say pretty much this. “FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FAGGOT! I’M GONNA FUCK YOUR MOTHER! I’M GONNA FUCK YOUR FATHER! I’M GONNA FUCK YOU, YOU GAY PIECE OF FUCK”! Yeah, that’s about right. This is why I hate Call of Duty game so much. People buy these games to have…… THIS?!
School Hallways - Have you ever wanted to walk through a crowded hallway, with a bunch of rude, impolite brats bumping into you, knocking you down, THEN HAVING THEM KICK YOU YOU WHILE YOU’RE DOWN AND- …….. Sorry, I… had a flashback to middle school…. Anyway, school hallways are one of the many problems with schools. Not only do you have to get to your next class before the bell rings, but you have to get to your next class before the bell rings while walking through a hall as crowded as a New York sidewalk. People are always bumping into you, tripping you, or just plane fucking stopping for no fucking reason other than to waste your time. And, when you think you got used to it, it happens over and over again, and then, you’re late for your class, and you get a detention for it, because of a bunch of fucking morons in the halls. This is why school sucks.
So, there you go. Five more things that piss me off. Now, there are a lot more things out there, and I may work on more of these, if time allows me. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take