Songs. What can be said about music. It has been around for ages. From the beauty of Classical music, to the new generation of Jazz, to the godly Classic Rock, to the new age Dubste- NO! THAT IS NOT MUSIC!!! JUST FUCKING NO!!! However, we all listen to songs, but, what we don’t know at times is that… what are the singers actually singing. Sure, some of us know the lyrics, but, then there are songs that have lyrics that are really dark. But, when they are added to such happy tunes, they are just so… crazy. So, I decided to show you all the Top Ten Songs that have darkest lyrics. Enjoy.
#5: Ready To Die by Andrew W.K. - Now, some of you may think this song doesn’t count, but, it still has that little happy tune at the beginning playing in the background, so it counts. Now, this song may sound happy at first, until the hard pounding drums and guitar come in, not to mention the lyrics are basically about murder and death. Not only is this song just so violent, it is also one of Andrew W.K’s greatest songs ever, pretty much making him a rock icon… until Cartoon Network dragged him into Destroy, Build, Destroy, and brought his career to as low as it could possibly go. Andrew W.K., I am so sorry you had to go through that hell. Just be glad it is all over… Sorry about going off topic… I just really, REALLY hate everything on CN Real, including Destroy Build Destroy.
#4: Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Song by Voltaire - This song is so evil, the title isn’t even subtle about it. But, just like Ready To Die, this is one of Voltaire’s greatest songs, along with their song When You’re Evil. This song is about a man who is a complete satanist, who cares nothing more about death… and the Devil… and evil… Yeah, I guess the name kinda gave that away. Oh well. Anyway, this song was made as a joke. When this song came out, parents and Christians were saying how music is the sign of the devil, and Voltaire made this song. So, in other words, Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs is just a big, fat middle finger to people who find music evil. Pretty funny, but, what do you expect by Voltaire.
#3: Bullet by Hollywood Undead - Now, when you think about suicide, you think of complete and utter sadness, and when it is used in a song, you think of a sad use of instruments. But, Hollywood Undead had other ideas. They used lyrics that are basically about suicide, and added a happy tune to it. Needless to say, people were not happy about it. But, do you really think these guys cared. No, not at all. They knew what they were doing with this, and they did it anyway. But, this song was very well listened to, and many people found this song catchy and really enjoyed it. A song about suicide that people enjoy… how ironic.
#2: I Can’t Decide by Scissor Sisters - So, when a band that has made so many catchy upbeat songs, they make this song… which pretty much stuck out from the other songs. Basically, this song stays very subtle about its message, but, basically, the whole song is about torture and murder. It is mainly hidden behind the very catchy instruments. But, this song has become one of the most popular of the band, getting dozens of animations on Youtube, and even getting it’s own music video by a fan of the song… why are all these dark songs the most popular of these guys.
#1: Run For Your Life by The Beatles - Now, when you think of The Beatles, you think of a lot of songs about love and world peace. Not this song, however. So, this is a very underrated song by the Beatles. However, that doesn’t mean it isn’t screwed up. So, most of the song from The Beatles are about love, peace, and all that good stuff. What is Run For Your Life about? Well, it is about murdering a girlfriend for being with someone else? Jesus Christ. Okay, first off, The Beatles of all people made this song. Second, that’s pretty messed up. Third. The BEATLES of all people made this song. Fourth, it is amazing how much more people didn’t freak out over this song when it first came out. And fifth, THE FUCKING BEATLES OF ALL PEOPLE MADE THIS SONG! Seriously, I still can’t over that. How could The Beatles, a band that is all about peace and love, make a song about murder. That’s like if Spongebob had suicid- Oh, wait, Creepypastas did that…. Well, you know what I mean. It’s fucked up.
So, there you go. Do you agree with my list? Tell me below. With that, I will see you all next time.
#5: Ready To Die by Andrew W.K. - Now, some of you may think this song doesn’t count, but, it still has that little happy tune at the beginning playing in the background, so it counts. Now, this song may sound happy at first, until the hard pounding drums and guitar come in, not to mention the lyrics are basically about murder and death. Not only is this song just so violent, it is also one of Andrew W.K’s greatest songs ever, pretty much making him a rock icon… until Cartoon Network dragged him into Destroy, Build, Destroy, and brought his career to as low as it could possibly go. Andrew W.K., I am so sorry you had to go through that hell. Just be glad it is all over… Sorry about going off topic… I just really, REALLY hate everything on CN Real, including Destroy Build Destroy.
#4: Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Song by Voltaire - This song is so evil, the title isn’t even subtle about it. But, just like Ready To Die, this is one of Voltaire’s greatest songs, along with their song When You’re Evil. This song is about a man who is a complete satanist, who cares nothing more about death… and the Devil… and evil… Yeah, I guess the name kinda gave that away. Oh well. Anyway, this song was made as a joke. When this song came out, parents and Christians were saying how music is the sign of the devil, and Voltaire made this song. So, in other words, Death Death Devil Devil Evil Evil Songs is just a big, fat middle finger to people who find music evil. Pretty funny, but, what do you expect by Voltaire.
#3: Bullet by Hollywood Undead - Now, when you think about suicide, you think of complete and utter sadness, and when it is used in a song, you think of a sad use of instruments. But, Hollywood Undead had other ideas. They used lyrics that are basically about suicide, and added a happy tune to it. Needless to say, people were not happy about it. But, do you really think these guys cared. No, not at all. They knew what they were doing with this, and they did it anyway. But, this song was very well listened to, and many people found this song catchy and really enjoyed it. A song about suicide that people enjoy… how ironic.
#2: I Can’t Decide by Scissor Sisters - So, when a band that has made so many catchy upbeat songs, they make this song… which pretty much stuck out from the other songs. Basically, this song stays very subtle about its message, but, basically, the whole song is about torture and murder. It is mainly hidden behind the very catchy instruments. But, this song has become one of the most popular of the band, getting dozens of animations on Youtube, and even getting it’s own music video by a fan of the song… why are all these dark songs the most popular of these guys.
#1: Run For Your Life by The Beatles - Now, when you think of The Beatles, you think of a lot of songs about love and world peace. Not this song, however. So, this is a very underrated song by the Beatles. However, that doesn’t mean it isn’t screwed up. So, most of the song from The Beatles are about love, peace, and all that good stuff. What is Run For Your Life about? Well, it is about murdering a girlfriend for being with someone else? Jesus Christ. Okay, first off, The Beatles of all people made this song. Second, that’s pretty messed up. Third. The BEATLES of all people made this song. Fourth, it is amazing how much more people didn’t freak out over this song when it first came out. And fifth, THE FUCKING BEATLES OF ALL PEOPLE MADE THIS SONG! Seriously, I still can’t over that. How could The Beatles, a band that is all about peace and love, make a song about murder. That’s like if Spongebob had suicid- Oh, wait, Creepypastas did that…. Well, you know what I mean. It’s fucked up.
So, there you go. Do you agree with my list? Tell me below. With that, I will see you all next time.
A car is violently flipped over.
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice said as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first punch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..
"Yo! What the fuck!?" The passengers cried angrily.
"OPEN FIRE!" Officer Shane cried, and all the officers started killing the suspects, though they were no threat at all.
However, Shane ended up accidentally shooting chief Rick Grims, nearly killing him.
"Oh nooo... He's been shot because by the criminals" Shane called out nervously.
Shane and the officers ran over to the fading away Rick.
"By the way. If you die or fall into a coma.. I'm gonna sleep with your wife" Shane's voice said as it was fading away.
AT THE HOSPITAL
The doctor violent punches Rick while he was still unconscience.
"What you do doing!?" Shane cried.
"My job..Sometimes people FAKE being in a coma. This man's not.. Unless.. The first punch knocked him out.. Either way, we won't know for sometime" the doctor replied.
Stay tuned for more..