So, I have been on the internet for a LONG time, and, its no secret that the internet is a weird place. I mean, it has some weird stuff in it. It ranges to those god awful fanfics, to those weird bloated fetish pictures on DeviantArt, to Rule 34- NO, we’re not talking about that again. But, what’s REAL weird is the fact that people actually dedicate their time and even money to make full websites dedicated to these sort of things. So, I want to share with you some of the strange websites that are out there. Now, I am going to talk about STRANGE websites. Not those putrid disgusting ones that make me vomit. Rule 34, Tumblr, and 4Chan, I’m looking directly at you.
Death Date - Now, this is actually kinda creepy. This website asks for your birthdate, your age, your…. weight? Just roll with it. And once you’ve entered all that, the website will then tell you the exact date you will die on. Not only that, but it will actually show you a timer for how much seconds of life you have left. It’s pretty damn creepy if you ask me, but, its kinda worth checking out. But, only if you’re curious.
Plane Crash Recordings - This…… This is a website. Someone actually put time into making a website dedicated to posting the recordings of a persons last seconds while a plane was going down. I don’t know how sadistic you have to be to get to that level to actually post a dead person’s last words all over the internet for everyone to see. There is so much wrong with this website that it is just to hard to count. If you want to see it, go right ahead.
Staggering Beauty - Now, this website is…. hard to describe. I mean, its so simple, yet, there isn’t much to say. You just move the mouse around the browser, and when you do, this black blob follows the cursor. However, once you do this, the screen will tell you to Shake Rapidly. When you do shake the mouse rapidly, you will be greeted with a loud blaring sound, as well as a million colors flashing per second. In other words, you should NOT look up this website if you are epileptic or experience seizures. That is a must on this website.
Divine Intervention - Words… can not even explain this website. I will just say this… This is an online sex shop… with all the toys representing characters from the Bible…. A sex shop… with the characters of the Bible… as sex toys…. You can’t make this shit up. I’m not kidding, you can actually buy a dildo that looks just like Noah for ten dollars… why you would, I have no idea.
Maze Game - Now, everyone and their teenage mothers have played or at least heard of this game at one point in their lives. The Maze Game is a game where you control a cube with the mouse and guide it through three different mazes without touching the walls. And, trust me, its easier said then done. So, after three levels of this shit, what do you get. The jump scare that started the whole, “Oh, yeah, jump scares are where the fucking moneys at”. Yeah, I don’t really like this website. Not for the jump scare, but because it is annoying to get to it and started the whole jump scare craze. But, if you want to look it up, I ain’t stopping you.
Rate My Poo - ….The title says it all. People take pictures of there shit, post it online, and people rate it. Yeah, its good to look at… if you want to add vomit to the shit. I mean my fucking god, what were they thinking with that idea… Oh, right. They weren’t.
Skyway Bridge Jump - Now, this is a lot like the Plane Crash Recordings, because, here, you can actually see the estimated number of people who jump off Skyway Bridge in Florida, and kill themselves… Yeah, I think I’ve said enough.
Simulation Argument - This whole website is just a bunch of conspiracy theorists saying we live in a simulation… What, like the Matrix? Okay, then, where’s the people in leather, agents, a bullet dodging. Okay, I know some people may think this, but, I am not a fan of theories, so, I do not think this is true. But, you can check out this website if you like.
Time Cube - Now, this is a strange riddle. Hell, I can’t even think of how it works. But, all I can say is that, for ANYONE who can answer it, will be given a ten thousand dollar reward by the creator of Time Cube. Think you can solve it?
Birth And Death - Now, this website is real creepy. This whole website shows you in actual time all the people around the world who die and are born each minute. It’s pretty creepy. This website doesn’t even take a break to show you how fast people die or are born. It’s pretty scary, but, also worth a visit.
So, there you go. Those are just some of the strange websites that exist out there. Some of them good. Some bad. And some just… well, like I said before, weird. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.
Death Date - Now, this is actually kinda creepy. This website asks for your birthdate, your age, your…. weight? Just roll with it. And once you’ve entered all that, the website will then tell you the exact date you will die on. Not only that, but it will actually show you a timer for how much seconds of life you have left. It’s pretty damn creepy if you ask me, but, its kinda worth checking out. But, only if you’re curious.
Plane Crash Recordings - This…… This is a website. Someone actually put time into making a website dedicated to posting the recordings of a persons last seconds while a plane was going down. I don’t know how sadistic you have to be to get to that level to actually post a dead person’s last words all over the internet for everyone to see. There is so much wrong with this website that it is just to hard to count. If you want to see it, go right ahead.
Staggering Beauty - Now, this website is…. hard to describe. I mean, its so simple, yet, there isn’t much to say. You just move the mouse around the browser, and when you do, this black blob follows the cursor. However, once you do this, the screen will tell you to Shake Rapidly. When you do shake the mouse rapidly, you will be greeted with a loud blaring sound, as well as a million colors flashing per second. In other words, you should NOT look up this website if you are epileptic or experience seizures. That is a must on this website.
Divine Intervention - Words… can not even explain this website. I will just say this… This is an online sex shop… with all the toys representing characters from the Bible…. A sex shop… with the characters of the Bible… as sex toys…. You can’t make this shit up. I’m not kidding, you can actually buy a dildo that looks just like Noah for ten dollars… why you would, I have no idea.
Maze Game - Now, everyone and their teenage mothers have played or at least heard of this game at one point in their lives. The Maze Game is a game where you control a cube with the mouse and guide it through three different mazes without touching the walls. And, trust me, its easier said then done. So, after three levels of this shit, what do you get. The jump scare that started the whole, “Oh, yeah, jump scares are where the fucking moneys at”. Yeah, I don’t really like this website. Not for the jump scare, but because it is annoying to get to it and started the whole jump scare craze. But, if you want to look it up, I ain’t stopping you.
Rate My Poo - ….The title says it all. People take pictures of there shit, post it online, and people rate it. Yeah, its good to look at… if you want to add vomit to the shit. I mean my fucking god, what were they thinking with that idea… Oh, right. They weren’t.
Skyway Bridge Jump - Now, this is a lot like the Plane Crash Recordings, because, here, you can actually see the estimated number of people who jump off Skyway Bridge in Florida, and kill themselves… Yeah, I think I’ve said enough.
Simulation Argument - This whole website is just a bunch of conspiracy theorists saying we live in a simulation… What, like the Matrix? Okay, then, where’s the people in leather, agents, a bullet dodging. Okay, I know some people may think this, but, I am not a fan of theories, so, I do not think this is true. But, you can check out this website if you like.
Time Cube - Now, this is a strange riddle. Hell, I can’t even think of how it works. But, all I can say is that, for ANYONE who can answer it, will be given a ten thousand dollar reward by the creator of Time Cube. Think you can solve it?
Birth And Death - Now, this website is real creepy. This whole website shows you in actual time all the people around the world who die and are born each minute. It’s pretty creepy. This website doesn’t even take a break to show you how fast people die or are born. It’s pretty scary, but, also worth a visit.
So, there you go. Those are just some of the strange websites that exist out there. Some of them good. Some bad. And some just… well, like I said before, weird. But, hey, that’s only my opinion. What’s Your Take.