This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a tree stump when suddenly..
Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. You look very adorable. I gotta take you to meet some friends.
So she walks into town with the parasprite following close behind.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 9: Swarm Of The WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!?!
Fluttershy: *Runs into Sugarcube Corner, and sees Twilight & Pinkie Pie* Hey you two, guess-
Twilight: Nigga, shut da fuq up. I gotta make plans to have Pornstarville look nice for Celestia's arrival.
Pinkie Pie: But it already looks nice.
Twilight: Nigga, fuck you. Yer just a lazy ass bitch.
Fluttershy: But I found something really cool I think you guys will like.
Twilight: Fine. What is it?
Fluttershy: *Shows the parasprite*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! *Grabs an MP40, and shoots the Parasprite*
Fluttershy: *Cries* You killed it.
Twilight: Man, I wanted to kill it!
Pinkie Pie: I'll let you get the next one.
Twilight: Fluttershy, do you know wut dat was?
Fluttershy: A cute little bug!
Twilight: Naw man, it was a parasprite.
Pinkie Pie: Those things multiply, and eat everything. They could destroy this city.
Twilight: Alright man, I'm gonna go check on Rarity. *Leaves*
At Rarity's, the white unicorn was torturing Rainbow Dash with old clothing from the 18th century.
Rainbow Dash: Rarity, you're making it too tight!
Rarity: Then hold still!
Rainbow Dash: I don't want to wear this!
Rarity: Do you want to look nice for Celestia, or not?
Rainbow Dash: Well, thanks to you, I look the complete opposite of nice!
Twilight: *Arrives* Hey man, I saw Fluttershy with a- *Spots Rainbow Dash in the crappy clothing* Dude, wut da fuq have you done to Dash?!
Rarity: I gave her clothing.
Twilight: I can see that. Why is she wearing dat shit?
Rarity: To look nice.
Twilight: Well thanks to you, she looks hideous.
Rarity: *Offended* I don't have to put up with this. *Goes into a different room, grabs a dildo, and masturbates*
Twilight: *Takes the clothes off Rainbow Dash with her magic*
Rainbow Dash: Did you say Fluttershy had something?
Twilight: Oh yeah, she found a parasprite.
Rainbow Dash: Uh oh.
Twilight: If she found one of them, chances are, more of them could be in this area.
Rainbow Dash: Let's get them.
At Sugarcube Corner, the streets were deserted, except for several parked cars.
Pinkie Pie: *On top of Sugarcube Corner with an MG42. She is surrounded by sand bags*
Twilight: *Looks at the street, and sees fifty parasprites*
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were downstairs carrying Tommyguns.
Twilight: Alright mah niggas. These parasprites will eat anything, and I mean anything. We must stop them immediately.
One of the parasprites ate this car.
Pinkie Pie: Holy shit!! It just ate a brand new Thunderbird!
Twilight: Man, good thing it wasn't my car. *Sees a parasprite eating her car* FUUUCKK!! When I get back to my house, I'm gonna stab Spike in the ass with a knife!! *Shoots the parasprites with her shotgun*
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting Parasprites*
Parasprites: *Eating the bullets, and multiplying*
Applejack: They're eatin our bullets.
Twilight: Like I said man, they'll eat anything, and multiply.
Pinkie Pie: *Uses her MG42 to kill the parasprites*
Twilight: Nigga, how many of those guns do you have?
Pinkie Pie: They are not for sale. *Kills more parasprites*
The bullets were going too fast for the parasprites to eat. They all got killed in a matter of seconds.
Twilight: Holy shit, dat was fun.
Applejack: But won't Celestia get angry when she sees that this street is covered in blood?
Twilight: *Sees the big pool of blood from the dead parasprites* Fuck it man. She won't notice.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack
Now, let's begin. Fluttershy was putting a basket of apples on a tree stump when suddenly..
Parasprite: *Appears out of nowhere*
Fluttershy: AH! *Hides, but realizes the parasprite did not do anything scary*
Parasprite: *Goes to Fluttershy*
Fluttershy: Oh, hi. You look very adorable. I gotta take you to meet some friends.
So she walks into town with the parasprite following close behind.
Intro
Theme song: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. Ah ah ah ah, My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar.
Twilight: Then I found out it was for faggots.
Rainbow Dash: I think I can.
Pinkie Pie: I'm German!
Rarity: I want sex.
Applejack: Faithful, and strong.
Angel: *Shouting at Fluttershy* Hey Fluttershy, you smell like shit!!!!!
Twilight: Man, there's a lot of faggots in this town.
Japanese Men: My Rittre Pornstar. Despite everything, you are my best friends.
My Little Pornstar: Friendship Is For Faggots
Episode 9: Swarm Of The WHO GIVES A FUCK?!!?!
Fluttershy: *Runs into Sugarcube Corner, and sees Twilight & Pinkie Pie* Hey you two, guess-
Twilight: Nigga, shut da fuq up. I gotta make plans to have Pornstarville look nice for Celestia's arrival.
Pinkie Pie: But it already looks nice.
Twilight: Nigga, fuck you. Yer just a lazy ass bitch.
Fluttershy: But I found something really cool I think you guys will like.
Twilight: Fine. What is it?
Fluttershy: *Shows the parasprite*
Pinkie Pie: Scheiße! *Grabs an MP40, and shoots the Parasprite*
Fluttershy: *Cries* You killed it.
Twilight: Man, I wanted to kill it!
Pinkie Pie: I'll let you get the next one.
Twilight: Fluttershy, do you know wut dat was?
Fluttershy: A cute little bug!
Twilight: Naw man, it was a parasprite.
Pinkie Pie: Those things multiply, and eat everything. They could destroy this city.
Twilight: Alright man, I'm gonna go check on Rarity. *Leaves*
At Rarity's, the white unicorn was torturing Rainbow Dash with old clothing from the 18th century.
Rainbow Dash: Rarity, you're making it too tight!
Rarity: Then hold still!
Rainbow Dash: I don't want to wear this!
Rarity: Do you want to look nice for Celestia, or not?
Rainbow Dash: Well, thanks to you, I look the complete opposite of nice!
Twilight: *Arrives* Hey man, I saw Fluttershy with a- *Spots Rainbow Dash in the crappy clothing* Dude, wut da fuq have you done to Dash?!
Rarity: I gave her clothing.
Twilight: I can see that. Why is she wearing dat shit?
Rarity: To look nice.
Twilight: Well thanks to you, she looks hideous.
Rarity: *Offended* I don't have to put up with this. *Goes into a different room, grabs a dildo, and masturbates*
Twilight: *Takes the clothes off Rainbow Dash with her magic*
Rainbow Dash: Did you say Fluttershy had something?
Twilight: Oh yeah, she found a parasprite.
Rainbow Dash: Uh oh.
Twilight: If she found one of them, chances are, more of them could be in this area.
Rainbow Dash: Let's get them.
At Sugarcube Corner, the streets were deserted, except for several parked cars.
Pinkie Pie: *On top of Sugarcube Corner with an MG42. She is surrounded by sand bags*
Twilight: *Looks at the street, and sees fifty parasprites*
Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Rarity were downstairs carrying Tommyguns.
Twilight: Alright mah niggas. These parasprites will eat anything, and I mean anything. We must stop them immediately.
One of the parasprites ate this car.
Pinkie Pie: Holy shit!! It just ate a brand new Thunderbird!
Twilight: Man, good thing it wasn't my car. *Sees a parasprite eating her car* FUUUCKK!! When I get back to my house, I'm gonna stab Spike in the ass with a knife!! *Shoots the parasprites with her shotgun*
Rainbow Dash: *Shooting Parasprites*
Parasprites: *Eating the bullets, and multiplying*
Applejack: They're eatin our bullets.
Twilight: Like I said man, they'll eat anything, and multiply.
Pinkie Pie: *Uses her MG42 to kill the parasprites*
Twilight: Nigga, how many of those guns do you have?
Pinkie Pie: They are not for sale. *Kills more parasprites*
The bullets were going too fast for the parasprites to eat. They all got killed in a matter of seconds.
Twilight: Holy shit, dat was fun.
Applejack: But won't Celestia get angry when she sees that this street is covered in blood?
Twilight: *Sees the big pool of blood from the dead parasprites* Fuck it man. She won't notice.
Ending theme: link
Japanese Men: *Singing* My Rittre Pornstar. My Rittre Pornstar. *Waiting for the instrumental part of the song to end* My Rittre Pornstar, friend.
The End
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~Story~
Now, you all know that I love the first No More Heroes...
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~Story~
Now, you all know that I love the first No More Heroes...
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Anime
Creepypasta
And, as shameful as it is to admit, MLP
Each and every time, I crawled my way out and managed to find myself out of the cringe pit that was some of those things. It was a hard struggle to find my way out of the cancer, I was able to find the light of reality and bask in the sweet release. And while I don’t blame the creations themselves, I could never return to those things. I left, never to return to them, never to find myself...
