So, about a two years ago, I got my first job working as a store clerk. Now, I get to tell you all about how I lost that job in the worst way possible. So, I got this job because… Well, it was literally the only place I could work. I practically lived in the middle of nowhere, with the only business being a store, a post office, a fire station, and a bank. So obviously, I went with the one that wasn’t complicated. Here is where I met my boss, and let me tell you, this guy was a huge money grubber, but at the same time, he was a pretty cool guy. He let me make up my own hours, and I could take a break for as long as I want. I could work for a week, and avoid work the next week, and come back when I want to earn more money. It was the best job in the world. Of course, the pay wasn’t all that great. I only made about seven dollars a day. I mean, I am pretty sure that is illegal or something. But what do I know, I never passed Personal Finance classes. Anyway, I was working at this place for about a year, so by that point, I got the basic idea of what I should do. Just sit behind a counter and wait for people to come by and buy stuff. So, once I had worked for a year, I was thinking how I had the best job in the world, and how I am glad I will never lose it… That is until three months later. It was during the winter of 2015, and my boss had added this new heater to the store, since he was too cheap to use the thermostat (I’m telling you, Scrooge McDuck was more generous than this guy). So, he set up the heater, and I swear, I saw sparks coming out of the outlet. I already asked him about this, but he said it was fine. So, I just decided to ignore it and go back to work. Later that night, I woke up because I heard sirens down the street. Now, I just have to add that the store I worked at was just down the block from where I lived, so I was pretty close to it. So, the sirens were blaring, and since I couldn’t get to sleep with that noise, I went outside to see what was causing all the noise. I looked outside, and the fucking store had caught on fire. And not just on fire, no. It had been engulfed in the goddamn thing. So much infact, that it caused massive damage to the houses right next to it. The fire kept burning until the morning. By that point, the store was nothing more than a giant burning pile. The next day, they sent a bulldozer over to knock down the remains of the store so they could start rebuilding. And let me tell you, they got everyone excited for this. They placed signs all over town about how they would do it, they got the town excited, they got the bricks sent to the location to get ready, they drove out of town and never came the fuck back. That was nine months ago, and the bricks that were meant to be used to rebuild the store have not been moved since. They never got to work on the store, and since my boss sold the property and moved out of town, it’s likely that they won’t be rebuilding this store. So, all I have to think of now is where the fuck am I going to get a job like that again?