Windwakerguy430 Article: Walking dead spoof 3... Part 1

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posted by Canada24

It'll be way easier to write this in script form.. I obviously wasn't getting anywhere writing it the other way.

Joe: You screwed up asshole!

Rick: Yes, yes., You said that several times now..

Joe: You killed our friend, now were kill YOU!

Rick: Why would you want to kill me?

Joe: ... A -Are you serious.. I literary JUST explained it.

Rick: Explained what?

Joe: ... Are you braindead or something?

Rick: ... Who's braindead? Is he a friend of yours?

Joe: Shut up!.. I'll shoot your brains out.

Rick: That's horrible. Why would you want to kill me?

Joe: (screaming) BECAUSE YOU KILLED OUR FUCKIN FRIEND!

Rick: WHEN!?

Joe: In the house, idiot!

Rick: What house!?

Joe: Just shut and listen!... I won't kill you straight away! First were beat Daryl to death.. Then the girl... Then were shoot and be square.

Rick: (singing in head) "And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon"

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The Real Powerpuff Girls Episode 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 78 - Condemned: Criminal Origins

posted by Windwakerguy430

Oh, Sega. When will you ever care about other properties that aren’t Sonic already. Well, with a new Shenmue game being announced… Behind a wall of Sonic games, I think now is a good time to talk about a classic Sega game. And not just any Sega game, but a horror Sega game that fell into obscurity after some time ago. Yes, everyone. Today, we will be taking a look at the psychological horror game known as Condemned: Criminal Origins. Also, since this is an underrated game, I think that this will also be a Hidden Gems article. So, today, you will get both a Corner of Horror and a Hidden...

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Crimson Salvation: Episode 2

posted by Windwakerguy430

Barry: (Parks his car in front of a small white house, and makes his way to the door)
Ruby: (Runs out the door) Daddy’s home (Runs over and hugs Barry)
Barry: (Hugs back) Hi, Ruby. How’ve you been?
Ruby: I’ve been great. The school got cancelled on account of a giant robot attack, so I got more time to work on my science project
Barry: That’s great
(A teenage girl in punk attire with brown hair sits at the doorway, texting on her cellphone)
Barry: Hi, Rose
Rose: (Looks up and nods as she keeps texting)
Barry: Where’s your mother, Ruby?
Ruby: She’s inside. Said that she was on the phone with...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 70 - Fifth Day of Christmassacre: The Children

posted by Windwakerguy430

Okay, thankfully, after three days in a row of bad Christmas horror movies, we can now get a good one. Now, when you think of anything that appears to be scary, what do you think of? Serial killers, giant monsters, dangerous animals, and more. But, how many of you think of children being scary… Well, if you’ve seen Eraserhead or just in general hate children, I can’t really blame you. But, if you aren’t scared of kids, than this movie will probably make you change your mind. And that movie in question is, creatively, named The Children

The Children takes place not on Christmas,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 61 - Trick 'r Treat (Finale of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Happy Halloween, everyone. For real this time. Now we have finally reached the last movie of this crazy month. Are you excited? I know I am. So let’s talk about the Halloweeniest movies out there, otherwise known as Hallowee- Oh, wait. I already reviewed Halloween… Well, don’t worry. I got something even better. Something even more Halloweeny. And that movie is the underrated horror movie, Trick ‘r Treat.

Now, is Trick ‘r Treat better than Halloween. I can’t say for sure. However, what I can say is that Trick ‘r Treat definitely feels more like a Halloween movie (The holiday,...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 59 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Day 29 of October Movie Marathon)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Back in the 70s, when movies were hard to make, and when the only slasher movie out there was Psycho, a little known director by the name of Tobe Hooper had a vision. Create a movie that’s very violent and gory, without much violence and gore shown. And so he went to work, creating a movie that me and my friends find to be one of the best slasher movies out there. And that movie happens to be Texas Chainsaw Massacre… The 1974. Not the crappy and gory remake.

The movie follows a woman by the name of Sally, her paraplegic brother Franklin, and their three friends, Jerry, Kirk, and Pam,...

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Crimson Salvation Pilot Episode

posted by Windwakerguy430

(Over the town of Sangria, a lighting bolts crashes through a building) (A large human-like creature emerges from the lightning bolt and begins to run through the city)
Alarm: Attention all civilians. A large monster is attacking the city. Evacuate immediately
(Crowds of people run away from the giant monster)
Police Chief: This is the City of Sangria Police Chief. Can any heroes hear me. We need help
(The radio is answered)
Crimson Salvation: Don’t worry, I’ve got this
Police Chief: C-Crimson Salvation? Is that you
Crimson Salvation: That’s right. I’ll take care of this problem
Police Chief:...

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∞ Reasons Why Shadow The Hedgehog Is Evil

posted by deathding

(Please be advised that there's some more mature humor in this, thanks in advance!)

Shadow the Hedgehog. A huge gaming icon and certainly one of the most popular anti-heroes of all time. He's made many appearances throughout the Sonic series, and will always be loved in the hearts of many.

....Which brings me to the conclusion that he is EVIL! Yeah, a hedgehog named Shadow is evil, WHO WOULD'VE FUCKING GUESSED IT!?

So without further ado, I'm your host Ethan Bradberry and let's get RIGHT into the fucking news.

1. His name is Shadow for God's sake. And we're original. Trust me. ;)

2. It doesn't matter...

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∞ Reasons Why Toon Link Should Be President

posted by deathding

(Please be advised that there's some more mature humor in this, thanks in advance.)

Toon Link. The cartoon version of one of gaming's biggest icons, and it looks like he's here to stay.

And honestly, what's not to love about Toon Link? He's courteous, powerful, and is always way stronger than he PROBABLY SHOULD BE IN SMASH BROS GODDAMMI-

And is overall a very memorable character.....Which brings me to the logical conclusion that he should RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

Why you may ask?

Stop asking such silly questions. :)

So without further ado, I'm your host Killer Semenstar and let's get RIIIIIGHT into the...

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Corner of Horror - Episode 19 - Naoki Urasawa's Monster

posted by Windwakerguy430

Art by SeantheHedgehog

Wow, a horror anime review. It only took a while, with the last one being Parasyte. I know it’s been awhile since my review on a horror anime, which I will try to do a lot more of if I have the time. Because having to watch episode after episode is a bit of a challenge. So, today, we’ll be watching a special horror anime. One that I love oh so much. And it doesn’t even have creative disturbing monsters, which you know will instantly interesat me. Instead, we got an anime about human. But I assure you, people can be just as much of monsters as any creature. And this anime just so happens...

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How Resident Evil's Horror and Silent Hill 2' Horror is Different

posted by Windwakerguy430

I always enjoyed the horror genre. Sure, I may love those family friendly Nintendo games, and all of those bright colors in it. But, whenever I get the feeling, I just want to play a game that’s grim, dark, and terrifying. And thankfully, there is no short supply of terrifying video games. There are so many, like Dead Space, now turned into a non-survival horror game in the 3rd game thanks to EA’s co-op decision, Fatal Frame, which is now being highly censored due to angry mobs of femi-nazis, and Five Nights at Freddy’s…….. And that’s all I gotta say. But if there are two wonderful...

Why Wind Should NOT Visit Resident Evil (Jill's Side)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: Sheesh, you’d think they could handle a couple dogs (Walks to the door)
Wesker: No! You don’t want to go back out there
Wind: …. Why? This mansion is probably filled with god knows what, and you’re scared of a couple of dogs? Fuck it, whatever. What do we do now?
Barry: We should split up and look around
Wind: Oh, yeah. That’s a great idea

Barry: Hey, look at this? It’s blood. I hope it’s not Chris’s blood
Wind: I have absolutely no idea who that is.

Wind: (Walks down a hallway, and meets a zombie)
Zombie: (Eats Kenneth, before getting up and looking at Wind)
Wind: ……. Well...

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Why Wind Should NOT Visit Skyrim: Dragonborn

posted by Windwakerguy430

Wind: After all the shit I went through in Skyrim
(Flashback)
Wind: (Gets eaten by a dragon and is swung around)
(End of flashback) I just want to leave Skyrim and never look back. Maybe there’s something good in Morrowind

Wind: Okay. There’s giant mushrooms… and brown grass… Nothing much
Cultist: You there, are you Dragonborn
Wind: I’m Wind, but I did yell at a dragon one time
(Flashback)
Dragon: (Resting on a mountain)
Wind: (From the bottom of the mountain) Fucking asshole
(End of Flashback)
Cultist: Well, we are from the Temple of Miraak. We would like it if you would come with us
Wind: I’m...

Top 5 funniest responses to "Do midgets have night vision?"

posted by Canada24

#1:
Actually, it has been historically proven that this is a fact. In the Midget/Elf wars of 991 BC, Midgets used their superior vision to lead night time archer attacks and take out hoardes of elves each night. Unfortunately, these tactics led to the extinction of the Elves and that is the reason midgets are the only tiny humanoids alive today. Private contractors for the U.S. military are now trying to deploy Midgets into combat today to increase accuracy on late night bombing runs and ground assaults. They are also trying to develop Midget sized planes that would be undetectable by radar....

Windwakerguy430's Top 100 Favorite Video Games (Short)

posted by Windwakerguy430

Boy, do I love video games. I still have a ton I want to play, but until I do, I just want to list the ones that I myself have played. No, rules as usual. Only one game per franchise, and only ones that I have played. And, after I buy a million more games, I may make another list in the future. I don’t know, we’ll see. Well, with all that said, let us start this long, yet short list

#100: Turok: Dinosaur Hunter

A very fun and kinda hard game. The controls may be a lot different from how they are today, but after you get used to it, the game is still really fun. And it is a real blast...

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Wind's Story Time: Wind Finds a Dead Dog At a Park and Closes Down That Portion of the Park

posted by Windwakerguy430

Guys, I am not making this up, this is probably the darkest one by far. Sure, it may not be so bad when we get to later stories, but trust me, by far, this is my darkest one. So, back when I was like nine, and I was still living in a suburban neighborhood. And let me tell you, this neighborhood is like one of those late 70’s sitcoms. I mean, this place was so caucasian, that I felt like I was in a winter wonderland. But anyway, we went to this one park called Hueston Woods back when we all actually gave a shit about going outside (Yeah, imagine that. Kids actually used to go outside). Anyway,...

Wind's Story Time: Wind Get's Pneumonia and Vomits in a Hospital Parking Lot

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello, everyone, and welcome to Wind’s Story Time. Today’s story; Wind and Pneumonia.
So the earliest memory I ever recall having is when I was only three years old and I had pneumonia. Yeah, what a great early memory. I remember getting this from walking outside in the snow without proper equipment. Needless to say, I thought it was just a cold… Oh, was I wrong. Instead, what happened was that I got one of the worst fevers ever. For those of you with the flu who think you got it bad, trying being a walking hazard zone at the age of three. I’m not even kidding, I was literally a quarantine...

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Top ten worst Squidward moments

posted by Canada24

#10: HOME SWEET PINEAPPLE:
Cheers for SpongeBob moving away along with Gary, paying no attention to Patrick's sadness. But this is understandable, he always hated Spongebob.. But the pineapple home grows back to normal and squashes Squidward..

#9: SQUIDWARD THE UNFRIENDLY GHOST:
When SpongeBob and Patrick believe they have killed Squidward and that he is now a ghost, he takes advantage of this by making them his slaves..

#8: GOOD OLD WHATHISNAME:
Squidward steals What Zit Tooya's wallet and ran a red light in front of a police officer and gets arrested and was sentenced to 10 years in jail.

#7:...

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Patrick Star: Top ten worst moments

posted by Canada24

1: VALENTINE'S DAY:
When SpongeBob didn't give him a present for Valentine's Day (He did but the present didn't come at first) Patrick was upset when he thought Spongebob lied to him. But eventually Patrick went insane over this; nearly destroying the amusement park and threatening the citizens. This is also widely considered to be Patrick's straightest villain role (alongside Rule of Dumb).

2: I'M WITH STUPID:
When Spongebob pretends to be dumb to make Patrick look smarter in front of his parents, Patrick takes it too far and begins treating Spongebob like he really is dumb. Not only that, but...

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Deathding's Top 10 Most Hated Songs Of All Time! Part 1/3

posted by deathding

WARNING: These songs will make you wish you were never born. Seriously, if you think you know bad songs, you haven't seen anything yet.

Music! :D One of the most well-known types of media out there and I'd be telling the most BS lie in the world if I said I hated it. Music is a wonderful thing that we can listen do at practically anytime we want for a little more entertainment and drastically increases our mood, no matter what the situation.

...............

And then there's THOSE songs. The ones that make others wish they didn't exist. These toxic melodies aren't just bad, oh no. They're god-awful. An insult to humanity. These despicable songs should be burned in the flames of Hell.

Whether you like them or not, you have to admit...