Teacher: Okay kids, so today, we will be heading to the amusement park
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run by assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All of the students run out)
Teacher: Why am I not shocked
James: Mine, I’m so excited. Maybe we can meet the girls at the water world. You think any of them are wearing white T-shirts
Wind: Why are you asking me. I don’t give a shit about an amusement park. It’s just a social gathering for idiots to go because they have too much money on their hands
James: Sheesh, you avoid people like cancer
Wind: Well, if people are cancer, than that means I must have beaten cancer at least (Counts) twenty seven times. That’s more than anyone with cancer can say. Glad to know I beat cancer.
Bus Driver: (Slams on the brakes, barely missing a small car) Were here (Finishes bottle of beer and throws it out of the window, hitting the car outside and breaking the windshield)
Wind: Yeah, good luck with the liver failure
Bus Driver: Thanks (Takes out another bottle of beer and starts drinking it)
Cody: Okay, so, what should we do
Wind: Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m going to catch up on some reading (Reads On the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin)
Cody: (In ball ride) Please. Only a faggot baby would be scarred of a ride like th- (Gets launched into the air) AHHHHHHH!
James: (Sitting on a log ride) Alright (Sees two girls with white shirts) Oh god yes
(A large obese man sits right in front of James)
James: Oh come on
Miku: (Enjoying the cart ride) Well, this is ni- (A child on top of her drips ice cream onto her hair)
Amanda: Hold it! The colors on the bumper cars are in an uneven amount. There are more yellow carts than any other color
Worker: ……. Is it really that bad
Amanda: YES! Without order, do you know what we have?
Worker: Sane people?
Amanda: Chaos! That’s What!
Hannah: (Throws ring at a bottle and misses) Damnit (Throws another one) Damnit (Throws the ring, getting it on there)
Worker: ….. (Kicks the bottle over, making it tip over and break) Sorry. You lose
Hannah: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!
Wind: (Reading a book)
Game Host: Come on up, everyone
Wind: (Annoyed) Will you be quiet. I can’t read if you are-
Game Host: Ah, sir. Would you be interested in playing my game
Wind: I would rather play with a pack of rabid wolves
Game Host: Oh come now. Surely a man with your precise aim would enjoy a game like this
Wind: Alright, for fucks sake. What is it?
Game Host: Well, all you have to do is take this rifle here and shoot the aliens. Originally, they were going to be a different sort of “aliens”, but that’s bad for business
Wind: Alright (Hands him a dollar) If it will get you to stop yelling (Aims the gun and fires) What the hell? This is a real gun?
Game Host: What can I say. I wanted my original game to be as realistic as possible. I even found some aliens, but no, still bad for business, so these cardboard cutouts will have to do
Wind: Alright (Shoots again, hitting every alien within three shots)
Game Host: Man, that’s some good shooting
Wind: Well, when you’ve been throwing rocks at rats to catch a meal, you learn a thing or two
Game Host: Well, if you want to go again, go right ahead
Wind: Well…. screw it, why not
Wind: Well, damn. I’m all out of cash. Oh well, it was worth it. That was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. It was worth losing my ramen money for the week
Game Host: Glad to hear
Wind: (Walks off)
Game Host: I just hope I have enough money to replace the cardboard (Looks over at the cardboard aliens riddled with bullet holes)
Wind: (Sees the group) Hey, where were you guys. I had a lot of fun at this place. I even won this badge (Shows a badge labeled “Border Patrol Champion”)
Cody: (Terrified) T-this place is fucked up. They throw people in the air like it’s a goddamn madhouse.
James: (Crying) My wet T-shirt dreams. All lost
Miku: (Her hair is covered in different sweets) Those little bastards threw a bunch of candy in my hair. It’s gonna take days to get this out
Amanda: (Angered) This place is incredibly abnormal. I can’t stand it
Hannah: The rides here are rigged
Wind: Man, you guys are always finding something to complain about. I had so much fun. You guys complain about everything way too much
Everyone: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?
Cody: GAY!.... Sorry, I just needed a reason to shout that
Teacher: …. Anyway, after our successful fundraiser, we managed to make a bit too much money. Instead of giving this to charity, the board of education remembered that having a soul isn’t cheap, so instead, they decided to use the money for a field trip to the amusement park, which was much cheaper than giving all the money away for charity
Wind: Glad to know I go to a school run by assholes
Teacher: Me too. Now, I want everyone to line up in a single file line-
(All of the students run out)
Teacher: Why am I not shocked
James: Mine, I’m so excited. Maybe we can meet the girls at the water world. You think any of them are wearing white T-shirts
Wind: Why are you asking me. I don’t give a shit about an amusement park. It’s just a social gathering for idiots to go because they have too much money on their hands
James: Sheesh, you avoid people like cancer
Wind: Well, if people are cancer, than that means I must have beaten cancer at least (Counts) twenty seven times. That’s more than anyone with cancer can say. Glad to know I beat cancer.
Bus Driver: (Slams on the brakes, barely missing a small car) Were here (Finishes bottle of beer and throws it out of the window, hitting the car outside and breaking the windshield)
Wind: Yeah, good luck with the liver failure
Bus Driver: Thanks (Takes out another bottle of beer and starts drinking it)
Cody: Okay, so, what should we do
Wind: Well, I don’t know about you, but I’m going to catch up on some reading (Reads On the Origin of Species by Charles Darwin)
Cody: (In ball ride) Please. Only a faggot baby would be scarred of a ride like th- (Gets launched into the air) AHHHHHHH!
James: (Sitting on a log ride) Alright (Sees two girls with white shirts) Oh god yes
(A large obese man sits right in front of James)
James: Oh come on
Miku: (Enjoying the cart ride) Well, this is ni- (A child on top of her drips ice cream onto her hair)
Amanda: Hold it! The colors on the bumper cars are in an uneven amount. There are more yellow carts than any other color
Worker: ……. Is it really that bad
Amanda: YES! Without order, do you know what we have?
Worker: Sane people?
Amanda: Chaos! That’s What!
Hannah: (Throws ring at a bottle and misses) Damnit (Throws another one) Damnit (Throws the ring, getting it on there)
Worker: ….. (Kicks the bottle over, making it tip over and break) Sorry. You lose
Hannah: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!
Wind: (Reading a book)
Game Host: Come on up, everyone
Wind: (Annoyed) Will you be quiet. I can’t read if you are-
Game Host: Ah, sir. Would you be interested in playing my game
Wind: I would rather play with a pack of rabid wolves
Game Host: Oh come now. Surely a man with your precise aim would enjoy a game like this
Wind: Alright, for fucks sake. What is it?
Game Host: Well, all you have to do is take this rifle here and shoot the aliens. Originally, they were going to be a different sort of “aliens”, but that’s bad for business
Wind: Alright (Hands him a dollar) If it will get you to stop yelling (Aims the gun and fires) What the hell? This is a real gun?
Game Host: What can I say. I wanted my original game to be as realistic as possible. I even found some aliens, but no, still bad for business, so these cardboard cutouts will have to do
Wind: Alright (Shoots again, hitting every alien within three shots)
Game Host: Man, that’s some good shooting
Wind: Well, when you’ve been throwing rocks at rats to catch a meal, you learn a thing or two
Game Host: Well, if you want to go again, go right ahead
Wind: Well…. screw it, why not
Wind: Well, damn. I’m all out of cash. Oh well, it was worth it. That was the most fun I’ve had in a long time. It was worth losing my ramen money for the week
Game Host: Glad to hear
Wind: (Walks off)
Game Host: I just hope I have enough money to replace the cardboard (Looks over at the cardboard aliens riddled with bullet holes)
Wind: (Sees the group) Hey, where were you guys. I had a lot of fun at this place. I even won this badge (Shows a badge labeled “Border Patrol Champion”)
Cody: (Terrified) T-this place is fucked up. They throw people in the air like it’s a goddamn madhouse.
James: (Crying) My wet T-shirt dreams. All lost
Miku: (Her hair is covered in different sweets) Those little bastards threw a bunch of candy in my hair. It’s gonna take days to get this out
Amanda: (Angered) This place is incredibly abnormal. I can’t stand it
Hannah: The rides here are rigged
Wind: Man, you guys are always finding something to complain about. I had so much fun. You guys complain about everything way too much
Everyone: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS!?
Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare you all for the stupidest thing you will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. You know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my favorite fighting game franchise ever. I love playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my favorite so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, or the Tekken tournament, hosted by the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
Well, as of this date, this is the most recent game I have in the list of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a more in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the Top 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the year 2010, we got an anime known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in movies like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This anime had a lot of scenes like this.
Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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Like this.
And even this.
But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
Let’s talk about third-party Wii games… Everyone’s favorites. Okay, so I’ve already mentioned a few Wii games like Mushroom Men and the No More Heroes series, and Madworld. While those are indeed good underrated Wii games, I am aware that there are a multitude of bad third party Wii games. But you know what isn’t bad? A good old fashioned JRPG for the Wii. And no, it’s not Xenoblade Chronicles, so if you were expecting that, then prepare to be disappointed. No, today, we are talking about the other Wii JRPG: The Last Story.
The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
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The Last Story is a game for the Wii that was made...
