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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!

SeanTheHedgehog: *Sitting at a table in front of a laptop* Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, when a movie called The Nightmare Before Christmas was released. And then twenty three years later, Overwatch was created. If you haven't seen a combination of Overwatch with The Nightmare Before Christmas, I'd say it's time you begin now.

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A scare crow spins around clockwise as the wind blows. We are on the Hollywood map, decked out in Halloween decor.

Reapers: *Singing* Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Sombras: Come with us and you will see, this our town of Halloween.
Reapers & Sombras: This is Halloween, this is Halloween, pumpkins scream in the dead of night. This is Halloween, everybody make a scene, trick or treat till the neighbors come and die of fright. It's our town, everybody scream, in this town of Halloween.
Widowmaker: *Hiding under a bed* I am the one hiding under your bed. *Activates infra-sight* Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red.
Reinhardt: *Under a flight of stairs* I am the one hiding under your stairs, fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair.
Reapers & Sombras: This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween.

Next up to appear is Junkrat, with Lucio and Zenyatta.

Junkrat, Lucio, and Zenyatta: *Walking out of a building, onto a street* In this town we call home, everyone hail to the pumpkin song.
Roadhog: *Standing on the black car* In this town, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise
Reapers & Sombras: Round that corner, then hiding in the trash cans, something's waiting now to pounce and how you'll..
Symmetra: Scream
Genji: This is Halloween.
Symmetra: Red and black
Doomfist: Slimy green,
Genji: Aren't you scared?
Mercys: *Flying on their broomsticks* Well, that's just fine. Say it once, say it twice, take a chance and roll the dice, ride with the moon in the dead of night.
McCree: Everybody scream, everybody scream!
Reapers & Sombras: In our town or Halloween
Zarya: I am the clown with the tear-away face. *Turns on her shield* Here in a flash and gone without a trace!

Tracer was listening to the song while leaning on a wall. She was early for a special party.

Reaper: I am the who when you call "Who's there?"
Moira: I am the wind blowing through your hair.
Hanzo: I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright.
Everyone: *Walking towards Tracer* This is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!

A guillotine split a pumpkin in half. A boy in a yellow shirt with a cast was next to his brother.

Boys: Tender lumplings everywhere, life's no fun without a good scare.
Winston: That's our job.
D.Va: But we're not mean.
Winston: In our town of Halloween.
Roadhog: *Standing on the black car* In this town, don't we love it now? Everyone's waiting for the next surprise.

Jack Morrison was on a trailer being pulled by a big red truck.

Reapers: Skeleton Jack might catch you in the back and scream like a banshee, make you jump out of your skin!
Everyone: This is Halloween, everybody scream! Won't you please make way for a very special guy?
Jack: *Jumps off the truck*
Everyone: Our man Jack is king of the pumpkin patch, everyone hail to the pumpkin king.
Jack: *Grabs a torch, and eats it. He's on fire*
Everyone: Now, this is Halloween, this is Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween!
Jack: *Jumps into a water fountain*
Boys: In this town we call home everyone hail to the pumpkin song.

As Jack Morrison rose from the fountain, he transformed into Soldier: 76.

Everyone: La, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la, la, la. La, la, la. La, la, la. Weeeeeeeeeeee!
Tracer: *Claps her hands*
Everyone: *Cheering, also clapping their hands*

It's not Christmas yet, but that doesn't stop Genji from saying....

Genji: *Standing on top of a tower* Merry Christmas!!
McCree & Mercy: *Turns around to face Genji*
Genji: Merry Christmas!! Merry Christmas!!
Mercy: *Laughing*
Genji: Merry Christmas!!
McCree: Someone had to break the ice.
Now, if you know me, you know that I watch Abridged series. One of my favorites would be Dragon Ball Z Abridged and Hellsing Ultimate Abridged. However, all of these were made by TeamFourStar, so they are pretty much abridged geniuses. However, there is one Abridged that, sadly, didn't go anywhere. That is Attack on Titan Abridged.
Now, this one had probably the longest first episode out of any other TeamFourStar series. And they used there time VERY well. All of the comedy is perfect in this. From dark to slapstick humor. This abridged used all of it. Another likable thing is the characters....
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…. I suck at keeping a schedule



Would it even matter calling this SWERY month at this point? It’s more like the SWERY Marathon. I apologize for this busted ass schedule. Needless to say, I am going to stop with these big month long events because I can’t seem to pull them off properly no matter how hard I try so I’m not gonna be celebrating these things for a month. I will have special events still, sure, but just nothing that has a dedicated schedule. Maybe just four things in a row. And with that said, we move on to the final game in the SWERY horror roster. We had many games...
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Good lord, Midway is at it again with another one of the worst games of all time, god save me. This time, we got ourselves a bike game, Gravity Games Bike: Street, Vert, Dirt… That’s a fucking horrible title. So this is an extreme sports game where you play on a bike and try to rank up the high score. I like extreme sports games. Tony Hawk’s Underground is one of my favorite video games ever. Yet Gravity Games Bike is a runner up for one of the worst video games of all time, so that’s going to be real fun to play. So let’s see if this game can hang with the biggest names of extreme...
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QuikPiks are a side part of NikPiks that I do when I write articles that are much smarter than the usual and when I want to get a point out there quickly. So if I have a topic that I will spend less than an hour working and editing on, well, this is what to expect.

Let’s talk about Saints Row, preferably 2. Now for those who may not have played the franchise, you may think, “Saints Row? You mean that lame GTA rip off that just turned into pure insanity that everyone grew to hate”. But me, an intellectual, would tell you, “Of course not.” But it’s fair to think that. Saints Row did...
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posted by Windwakerguy430


So, Halo 2 was a pretty good game, I don’t think anyone will deny that. But I always realized something. There was a two at the end. So where could I find a copy of the first one. Every retailer I went to as a kid had Halo 2 everywhere, but little copies of Halo 1. And then, one day, I finally got my hands on it. And it was even better (In some ways).
I think the reason I liked Halo 1 better than Halo 2, despite Halo 2 clearly being a step up, both graphic wise and variety wise, was just how mysterious and mystical Halo 1 felt in a way. The game opens up with Master Chief being woken...
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Another movie changed up this week and this one isn’t technically a cult film. Boy, now the schedule is useless and the name of Cultober is useless. That being said, who wants to talk about Halloween, a franchise that hasn’t had a good movie since the first one forty years ago. Well, low and behold, we may have gotten something great. After years of bad sequel after bad sequel, could 2018’s Halloween finally be the film we’ve been waiting for? Let’s find out. Also, this is a spoiler free review, so don’t worry.



The film takes place forty years after the events of the first...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
*Mikey was finishing up at the bar. He was cleaning the glasses, his eyes on his reflection. Though he kept a perfect facade of a friendly and charismatic man, he wasn’t sure what he was anymore. His eyes were locked onto the single wine glass he was cleaning, until he was brought back to reality with the sound of the familiar voice again. He turned toward the voice, and sure enough, it was Sally again.*
Sally: Hey, Mike. Busy as usual, I see
Mikey: Yeah. Just about done for the night
Sally: Is that so?
Mikey: Yeah. I was going to head on out after this
Sally: Hey, if you aren’t too busy, maybe...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
~Story~

In 3045, humanity has been enslaved by a The Master Race, a race of chrome robots that are powered from the knowledge of humanity's smartest humans. Humans who were deemed as “Rotten” to the Master Race, they were sent to work in constructing God’s Eye, a large compound above Earth where other members of the Master Race from across the globe can meet from this one structure that is connected to every country in the world. The smarter humans known as “Source” are placed into small chambers where they are put to sleep and imagine themselves in a world before the Master Race came...
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Oh, man, this is is gonna kill me. Yep, everyone, its another fanfic. A Napoleon Dynamite one. Now, I have not seen the movie, so I don’t know who or what the characters and setting is, but you don’t have to watch the movie to know this fanfic is crap. But, enough with me talking. Lets read Napoleon Dynamite 4: Napoleon is Dead…. WHAT HAPPENED TO NAPOLEON DYNAMITE’S ONE THROUGH THREE!?
So, it starts with Napoleon and Pedro walking to school. Pedro tells Napoleon that he has to run away and runs away… And like that, all sense this story could have made was thrown out the fucking window....
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You know, one of these days, Adventure Time, and Regular Show, the only cartoons on cartoon network I can stand, will be run out of ideas and be cancelled one day. However, one show that will never ever get cancelled, and will be there to laugh in our faces when those shows are cancelled, is the Cartoon Network abomination, Johnny Test.
Now, this show started out on the WB Kids channel, but, then, after it shut down, all of there shows went into some sort of television limbo. And, guess what, Johnny Test was the only show saved by Cartoon Network, even though there were , I don't know, MUCH...
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Now, people have been talking about the creepypasta called the Tails Doll, which is a doll of Tails from the game Sonic R, and if you play the game, Tails Doll will come and kill you. Now, I think its time I tell you all that this story sucks. Or, more importantly, the story in which it came from, titles Tails Doll: My Story.
So, the story starts where a kid badly wants to play Sonic R, and we reach our first problem. Someone wants to play Sonic R, one of the worst Sonic games ever made, if not the worst. Hell, Screwattack said it was worse then Sonic Free Riders, Sonic Labyrinth, and even Sonic...
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Oh look, its Jeff the Killer. Jeff the Killer. Jeff the motherfucking Killer. Yeah, well fuc you you overrated prick. You suck.
Incase no one noticed, I fucking hate the Jeff the Killer story. I do. I really do. And why. Well, its a fucking disaster, that's why. It is poorly written, and there was no effort put into it at all. Lets start with that Jeff's brother gets arrested for defending himself. And the court instantly finds him guilty. What kind of fucking trial is that. The court system in Phoenix Wright are better then this fucking place.
Also, when Jeff gets set on fire, I'd like to point...
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posted by FrostyBlazer
Henry: so... what are you working on?

Simon: none of your concern

Henry: can I help?

Simon: why should I let a insecure 19 year old with no experiences with science help me?

Henry: point taken

Simon: why are you in here?

Henry: I just want to know what you are making!

Simon: a cure for cancer

Henry: how will that help the war?

Simon: not every thing has to be about war... it will help the lives of millions! and some might see the day this chaos ends...

Henry: ok then... whats the progress?

Simon: dead-fuc*ing-end

Henry: welcome to my world
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a parody of My Little Pony. The voice actors for the mane 6 are..

Ice Cube - Twilight Sparkle
Kath Soucie - Rainbow Dash
Sargent Schultz from Hogan's Heroes - Pinkie Pie
Wally from The Cleveland Show - Fluttershy
Tabitha St. Germain - Rarity
Ashleigh Ball - Applejack

Now, let's begin. Spike was helping Twilight train with her magic.

Spike: Come on Twilight, you can do it.
Twilight: Man, shut the fuck up, and stand still. *Uses magic to give Spike a mustache*
Spike: *Looks at himself in a mirror* This is awesome. Now I can ask Applebloom out.
Twilight: Wait, I thought you liked Rarity....
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Vroom in the Night Sky is considered by many to be the worst game on the Nintendo Switch, let alone one of the worst games ever. Developed by Poisoft, a studio that clearly doesn’t speak English, Vroom in the Night Sky was once a Wii U exclusive, but was able to crawl it’s way out of the bargain bin console and onto your Nintendo Switch. I want you to let that sink in. Trash like Vroom in the Night Sky was able to survive the Wii U and yet Wonderful 101 remains trapped on there. This was the game that was considered better than Vroom in the Night Sky. May god forgive us all.



So from...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Well, this is a first of many, I feel. Fray, a game by the studio Brain Candy, an indie team that had passion for this game, this online multiplayer that anyone could get into. Fray was a game set in 2098 in a cyberpunk setting, you play as one of three giant corporations that want complete control over the Earth’s virtual communication system, and hire four soldiers to take out the other companies. Cyberpunk settings were always some of my favorite, so I was interesting in playing this game. So how is it? Well… It’s nothing. You can buy this game off Steam right now, but I wouldn’t...
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Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was one of my favorite films as a kid. A classic film starring Gene Wilder filled with adventure and whimsy… We’re not talking about that one. The Tim Burton remake, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, which felt more drab but at least the visuals were nice… also not what we’re talking about, technically. The video game, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for PS2, published by Warner Bros. Interactive, who now own the Mortal Kombat license. Weird, mentioning Mortal Kombat in each article thus far. The game was developed by High Voltage Software, who...
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So Metal Gear Solid 2 was a lot of fun, and I only have brief memories of playing the original Metal Gear Solid on PS1… And I never played Metal Gear Solid 4. So that must mean we are limited to one other Metal Gear Solid game. One that has, not Snake, but someone else. That’s right, it’s Metal Gear Solid V: Phan- Okay, even I can’t run that joke into the ground. No, seriously, though, it’s Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
Metal Gear Solid 3 takes place in the 1960s, the Cold War is just heating up, and the American hero known as The Boss has betrayed the American people and joined...
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