Red Hood was on patrol with Batgirl. It was unusual, yes, but they worked surprisingly well together. As they were going through an alley, this is what Aeronwen heard:
“Hey I just met you~ And this is crazy! But here’s my number, so call me maybe~” Batgirl started singing under her breath. Aeronwen froze.
“For the love of-!” She exclaimed, turning on the red head.
“Barbara, I will kill you. Don’t tempt me” Red Hood growled, pointing a finger at her companion. They continued down the alley. Red Hood saw a shadow pass over and brought out her knife. Batgirl brought out a bat-a-rang and they stood back to back. Red moved closer to an escape ladder, closer to the wall. Suddenly, Nightwing swung down, holding onto the second last ring of the ladder with his knees so he was upside down.
“It’s hard to look right at you BAAAABY-!” he sung loudly. Before he could continue, though, Red Hood pushed his head up, now glaring at the wall in front of her.
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As Red Hood jumped over roofs to her house, she saw a mugging attempt and jumped down, easily tackling the mugger. She grabbed the victim’s I-Pod and went to hand it to the unfortunate girl when this song abused her ears:
“I threw a wish in the well, don’t ask me, I'll never tell. I looked to you as it fell, and now you're in my way~” it blasted. My eye twitched and I practically threw the music device at the girl before running off. I ran home and changed into my pajamas, flicking on the TV, only to find:
“Your stare was holdin', Ripped jeans, skin was showin' Hot night, wind was blowin' Where you think you're going, baby?~” Carly Rae Jepson sung.
“AH!” Aeronwen smacked the remote, turning off the TV. She heard a cackle.
“DAMMIT GRAYSON! I WILL KILL YOU!” Aero screamed.
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Red Hood was surrounded. Stupid henchmen of Black Mask. Or was it the Joker this time? Maybe Penguin? She didn’t care, because all that mattered was that Red Hood was out-numbered and out-armed. Suddenly, some speakers started blasting this:
“And all the other boys, Try to chase me, But here's my number, So call me, maybe?~” That got to her all right. Red Hood screamed in anger and horror and pulled out both her guns, shooting at the source of the torture. In fright, the henchmen ran off. Red Hood walked off, grumbling.
“I swear, if I hear that song one more time, I’m going to kill myself” she muttered darkly.
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Aeronwen Todd walked pleasantly to meet Grayson and Thalia. Well, as pleasantly that Aeronwen could muster. She was humming a song that she couldn’t name. A smile graced her lips as she walked. When she met with Dick, he smirked. She was still humming the unnamable song. They walked in partial silence (Aeron’s humming filling the air) as they met up with Thalia. She gave the younger girl an odd look.
“Aeronwen, I thought you hated that song?” Thalia tilted her head.
“What song?” Aero asked
“That Call Me Maybe song” she said. Aero froze as they walked.
“GRAYSON!!!!!” Aeronwen screamed. Dick laughed and ran off, cackling his ass off. Aero chased him, yelling death threats in Romanian at him. Thalia laughed. She managed to understand one threat:
“I swear, when I catch you, I’m going to shove that damn stick of yours up where the sun don’t shine”