Me: Hi superboy
SB: Hey
Me: So superboy this must be your first interview seeing how you spent your whole life in a pod.
SB: I guess
Me: How does it feel to be out?
SB: good, I guess
ME: what do you like to do for fun?
SB: Train, ride my mortycycle and take wolf on walks
ME: you named him wolf
Sb: Yeah
Me not a very creative name
SB: Shrug
Everyone is yawning
ME: you’re not a very interesting person are you?
SB: Blame superman I am his clone
ME: What about Lex Luther he is your human father
Audience: Aw man I didn’t know that. Spoiler. This is star wars all over again.
Many leave.
SB: how did you know?
Me: I know everything
SB looks startled. There is a serious scary silence.
ME: anyway how do you feel about how many fans have coupled you with aqualad or Robin.
SB: I’m with Megan
Me: How long do you think it will last?
SB: What?
ME: Many relationships end
SB: Oh
Me: you haven’t thought about that have you?
SB: She’s the only person I feel see’s the real me. I can’t imagine us ending. When I think about the future I can’t imagine being without her
Audience starts crying. Everyone knows what will happen in five years except him.
I wipe my eyes with a tissue.
Me: That was beautiful, and sad considering the recent episodes.
SB: What?
ME: You’ll find out in five years. I think that this interview is over. Thank you Superboy for coming
We shake hands.
ME: Before you leave I want to give you a gift.
I gave him a box. He opened it and stared at it
SB: I really wish I had the ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes
ME: Please comment on who you would want me to interview next.
Camera goes over to the gift.
It's a monkey doll dressed as superman
SB: Hey
Me: So superboy this must be your first interview seeing how you spent your whole life in a pod.
SB: I guess
Me: How does it feel to be out?
SB: good, I guess
ME: what do you like to do for fun?
SB: Train, ride my mortycycle and take wolf on walks
ME: you named him wolf
Sb: Yeah
Me not a very creative name
SB: Shrug
Everyone is yawning
ME: you’re not a very interesting person are you?
SB: Blame superman I am his clone
ME: What about Lex Luther he is your human father
Audience: Aw man I didn’t know that. Spoiler. This is star wars all over again.
Many leave.
SB: how did you know?
Me: I know everything
SB looks startled. There is a serious scary silence.
ME: anyway how do you feel about how many fans have coupled you with aqualad or Robin.
SB: I’m with Megan
Me: How long do you think it will last?
SB: What?
ME: Many relationships end
SB: Oh
Me: you haven’t thought about that have you?
SB: She’s the only person I feel see’s the real me. I can’t imagine us ending. When I think about the future I can’t imagine being without her
Audience starts crying. Everyone knows what will happen in five years except him.
I wipe my eyes with a tissue.
Me: That was beautiful, and sad considering the recent episodes.
SB: What?
ME: You’ll find out in five years. I think that this interview is over. Thank you Superboy for coming
We shake hands.
ME: Before you leave I want to give you a gift.
I gave him a box. He opened it and stared at it
SB: I really wish I had the ability to shoot lasers out of my eyes
ME: Please comment on who you would want me to interview next.
Camera goes over to the gift.
It's a monkey doll dressed as superman