Author note: This is my first chapter of my novil- it will take a bit for the story to go to Jasper so deal with it.
Boom! The thunder crashed again at Idaho (im not telling you people what town). I was waiting for my bus to take me home. How was school Dillon? Asked my friend Jakob. (FYI-I don't give a damm if you thinkk i spelled his name wrong cause i didn't!) It was gay as usual. How was it gay! Did you rape your fucking wolf friend from the gay movie your soo ubsessd with? Tony the asshole asked. No dipshit!, I was trying to take my test when I heard you pleasuring yorself, wishing it was your mom! Dillon at least shes a female, but u wish u got raped by HUMPrey- a guy wolf!Oops! I meant you let Humprey hump you and you enjoyed it! Your such a Fag Tony! Finally, it was my stop. Bye Matt. Then I got off the bus and I was sprinting home. I made it to my driveway still sprinting so I wouldn't get drenched, BOOM! the thunder clapped and lightning sapped my driveway and created a black hole! Holy shit! Help, its sucking me in! As i was trying to climb out the black hole sucked strong winds and it blew a rock right into my head, and i fell unconshis.
I woke up confused, because i remember the black hole sucking me in, but now im laying on the back of a carabou! Holy fuck im surrounded by carabou now! Oh shit! Stampede! They are running so fast and i don't know why- if i jump ill be crushed by others! then i clenched on tight to its neck. I felt something uncomfterble in my pocket..... FUCK IM SAFE ITS MY DAGGER! Then I grabbed it out of my pocket and slit the carabous neck and it colapst on the ground. All the other carabou ran around it and kept running further in the distance. Then I saw a huge group of figures that look like... Holy shitt its a pack of wolves..... Holy shit.. not just any wolves... its Kate, Garth, Cando, Hutch, and all the other alphas from the pack! OOps- i said that outloud, and they heard it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, they started to growl at me. Who the fuck are you, How do you know our names Human! shouted Garth. I am Dillon, I whatched alpha and omega- a movie about you. What the fuck is a movie! How did you get here! shouted Kate. A black hole sucked me in, and i fell un conshis,and i woke up on a carabous back during the stampede, where am i. your in jasper park canada answered Kate,.............. (i couldn't answer to that cause cando tackled me and choked me untill i fell unconshis)
Boom! The thunder crashed again at Idaho (im not telling you people what town). I was waiting for my bus to take me home. How was school Dillon? Asked my friend Jakob. (FYI-I don't give a damm if you thinkk i spelled his name wrong cause i didn't!) It was gay as usual. How was it gay! Did you rape your fucking wolf friend from the gay movie your soo ubsessd with? Tony the asshole asked. No dipshit!, I was trying to take my test when I heard you pleasuring yorself, wishing it was your mom! Dillon at least shes a female, but u wish u got raped by HUMPrey- a guy wolf!Oops! I meant you let Humprey hump you and you enjoyed it! Your such a Fag Tony! Finally, it was my stop. Bye Matt. Then I got off the bus and I was sprinting home. I made it to my driveway still sprinting so I wouldn't get drenched, BOOM! the thunder clapped and lightning sapped my driveway and created a black hole! Holy shit! Help, its sucking me in! As i was trying to climb out the black hole sucked strong winds and it blew a rock right into my head, and i fell unconshis.
I woke up confused, because i remember the black hole sucking me in, but now im laying on the back of a carabou! Holy fuck im surrounded by carabou now! Oh shit! Stampede! They are running so fast and i don't know why- if i jump ill be crushed by others! then i clenched on tight to its neck. I felt something uncomfterble in my pocket..... FUCK IM SAFE ITS MY DAGGER! Then I grabbed it out of my pocket and slit the carabous neck and it colapst on the ground. All the other carabou ran around it and kept running further in the distance. Then I saw a huge group of figures that look like... Holy shitt its a pack of wolves..... Holy shit.. not just any wolves... its Kate, Garth, Cando, Hutch, and all the other alphas from the pack! OOps- i said that outloud, and they heard it. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, they started to growl at me. Who the fuck are you, How do you know our names Human! shouted Garth. I am Dillon, I whatched alpha and omega- a movie about you. What the fuck is a movie! How did you get here! shouted Kate. A black hole sucked me in, and i fell un conshis,and i woke up on a carabous back during the stampede, where am i. your in jasper park canada answered Kate,.............. (i couldn't answer to that cause cando tackled me and choked me untill i fell unconshis)
The front of the pack- this is how mad they were when they saw me....
WELCOME, TO PAW STEEL 3!!!
TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
GARTH VS. STEELE!!!
WHO WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
garth was just going on a cruise! same as steele. but they were just sitting right by each other.
"my fucking god this is the life!!!" garth said. "tell me about it!" steele said. they were just eating. then a lady wolf just came and gave a check. "that will be 40$ for the food." the lady said. "here let me pay this!" steele said. "no let me pay it!" garth said. "dont worry i got this!" steele said. " i feel bad cause my food was more expenceive, just let go the check!" garth said. "dude let me pay it!" steele said. then they were pulling it from each other. "LET GO OF THE CHECK!" garth said with a strong growl. "no im not letting go this thing!" steele said. they looked at each other. then steele threw the table and they both stood.
to be continued. sorry didnt had time
TODAY! TODAY! TODAY!
GARTH VS. STEELE!!!
WHO WILL WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
garth was just going on a cruise! same as steele. but they were just sitting right by each other.
"my fucking god this is the life!!!" garth said. "tell me about it!" steele said. they were just eating. then a lady wolf just came and gave a check. "that will be 40$ for the food." the lady said. "here let me pay this!" steele said. "no let me pay it!" garth said. "dont worry i got this!" steele said. " i feel bad cause my food was more expenceive, just let go the check!" garth said. "dude let me pay it!" steele said. then they were pulling it from each other. "LET GO OF THE CHECK!" garth said with a strong growl. "no im not letting go this thing!" steele said. they looked at each other. then steele threw the table and they both stood.
to be continued. sorry didnt had time
It was a warm cozy evening, Kate and Humphrey were already in bed. Every thing was well, for a little while. They had their door locked and all of sudden the door was shaking. Kate stirred and then woke up. She saw the door, and freaked out. She woke Humphrey to take a look. He went to the door, shaking with a butcher knife he always kept in his drawer, Kate heard someone calling her name, and began to cry. Humphrey approached his door, his heart pounding, wanting to cry, but before he could open it the door opened by itself.
Well I was going through a movie theater and a found a book that had realease days of movies. While going through it I found alpha and omega 2. It said realease date April/1/2013.
In this book it also had summaries of the movies. The summary said and I qoute "alphaes and omegas live happily In till one becomes enraged and tries to start a war. It's up to Kate and Lilly to save their home from another war.
So that was it the summary. So if this is true Kate and lily will be the main charaters, yay Kate! But now I'm left to wonder about Humprey and Garth and who the bad guy is.
Well all good question and the answer will proably come soon. So that's it for now.
In this book it also had summaries of the movies. The summary said and I qoute "alphaes and omegas live happily In till one becomes enraged and tries to start a war. It's up to Kate and Lilly to save their home from another war.
So that was it the summary. So if this is true Kate and lily will be the main charaters, yay Kate! But now I'm left to wonder about Humprey and Garth and who the bad guy is.
Well all good question and the answer will proably come soon. So that's it for now.
The plot is also crap. It's a cheap ripoff remake of The Lion King but with bears and wolves. LAZY. A&O 8 also manages to rip off other movies like Open Season and even some of the past A&O movies (particularly the original and A Howl-iday Adventure).
And don't get me started on Princess Canue. At least the other bears look like fucking bears. I don't know what the hell is up with Canue and that ugly-ass hairstyle. Not much to complain about character-wise but she's pretty hard to look at.
I don't recommend it. It's not Dino Digs BAD. It's not even The Great Wolf Games BAD, but it's still bad. I give it a solid D. Way to go, Tom Kane... NOT.
