Vin Diesel meme AaO edition

humphrey:It's time to ride the slide and taste the wind.

salty:Humphrey, you are totally genius.    

humphrey:Come on. Let's do it.    

everyone: air wolf!!

Humphrey: Guys! Guys! we're not.. MOVING!!!

kate: that caribou is mine!

lilly:Kate, I'm not a caribou. I'm your sister!    

kate: gotcha!

lilly: omegas don't play like this!

kate: can't escape the greatest alpha ever!

lilly: well i just did

one of the guys: we're gonna die!

humphrey: keep it steady! keep it steady!

one of the guys: what was i thinking??

humphrey: that was great! We are really...

butthead: HUH HUH HUH HEY BEAVIS YOU KNOW WHAT WE SHOULD DO.

beavis: UHHH WHAT?

butthead: WE SHOULD GO TO THE FOREST.

beavis: ummmm why? ha ha ha

butthead: you know like look at mothernatures boobs.

beavis: whoa... he he he... lets go!

they went out to the forest.

beavis: damn it butthead when are we gonna see mothernatures boobs!

butthead: damn it beavis calm down! (slaps beavis.0

beavis: hey look its a wolf

hutch: get out of here you!

beavis: whoa cool! ha ha ha

butthead: whoa are you like... from final fantasy?

hutch: (attacks beavis)

butthead: whoa... huh huh beavis you wuss... your getting your ass...

chapter 1

A grey wolf walked through the halls of the white house. He stepped into a room with a beautiful, young, goldish-tan wolf known as Kate, texting on her phone.

"Hey sweety" The grey wolf greeted.

"Hey dad" Kate greeted.

"How are you holding up?"

"I'm bored, when can we go home?" Kate asked.

"Soon".

They heard heavy footsteps walking towards the door. Two wolves in black suits walked in.

"Winston, we need to talk".

"Okay, bye Kate. I'll see you in a little while" Winston said."Okay bye dad" Kate said.

Winston walked with the two wolves down the hall, and through a door. In the small room, where...

Author's note:I just want to make this clear to everyone. In real life I rarely ever drink red wine except on special occasions like Thanksgiving, Christmas, and sometimes New Years Eve. Even then it is in very limited quantaties. (shot glasses or small wine glasses) I dont want everyone thinking I am an alcaholic! This article will contain some minor sex but nothing major! You are hereby warned for that!

October 21, 2011

It is Kate's 3rd birthday (19 in wolf years) and she is feeling happier than ever! I have just treated her to a nice, juicy tenderloin steak at her favorite restaraunt and...

Holy Shit! Humphfrey is now the most wanted suspect in the pack! Eve, and Kate were strolling around and Kate saw Humphfrey's shawdow with somone else and he was groaning pleasurely. Kate broke out in tears, and eve asked, "whats wrong!"Kate pointed in the distance, and in a second Eve took off faster than a bullit, and yelled Humphfrey YOUR DEAD FOR BREAKING MY DAUGHTER'S HEART! When Eve got there , whoever humphfrey was with desapeared, and Humphfrey said, "it's not what it looks like!" since eve was still charging after humphfrey, humphfrey started to run, but Eve took a rock, and pegged...

( this takes place the morning after the dream and the nightmare)

Opening my eyes was such a chore after last nights horrible nightmares;: the hellish fires, the rape and death of my beloved and the vision of the evil scar wolf. as difficult as it was to open my eyes the world made sure i did; the gleaming sun shine bursting through my window and onto my face, the birds singing there beautiful songs outside in the trees and a beautiful wolf lying in my bed and in my arms right next to me; her fur tickling my face in a way that made me shiver.

i looked around after struggling to open my weary...

Kate landed with a thud and she opened her eyes to face the dreaded Minos. He was positioned under a giant arch and he had two large tentacles for feet and one for a tail. Kate looked to see that he grabbed a damned soul, who was pleading for mercy. Minos sniffed him and licked him with his serpent tongue.

Minos: Hmmmmmmmm...... VIOLENCE!

He then Threw him over the edge and the soul fell into a void. Kate was terrified, but maybe he knew where her family was. Minos was about to grab the next soul, when a strange scent filled his nostrils.


Minos: Who comes into my house of pain and sorrow?...

(Lyrics in this chapter are adjusted for purpose)
(links in this chapter are to youtube and the actual songs, lyrics links are added as well)

The day of the festival was finally here and the golden sun in the sky shone it's beauty onto jasper to where an evil Kayne was awaiting his fate. After all he has done-shooting lily in the heart-almost killing Garth and torturing him until he bled a river of blood- Kayne deserved to die.

To rub salt into kaynes wound he would be executed in front of the whole of the valley before the metal festival begins; humiliated and with a death befittingly chosen...

UPDATE:I Will not really use * to show certain non text events also i changed my name to Darren(Its better than Tag by far)
I Was waking up from my sleep i went to wipe the sleep that was near my eyes i licked my Fur coat and standed up slowly
“Oh i left the TV on”i say grabbing the remote to turn off the TV
As i went to turn it off i heard a Gunshot i immediately ran outside to investigate then i seen a Poacher that was holding a Shotgun on the floor was Jacob who was bleeding heavily
“YOU WILL DIE”i say angrily
A rage inside me made me Pounce And Bite So hard on the neck that is broken...

Three weeks later. Humphrey's POV

I got up and walked outside with Garth careful so as not to wake up Kate. We went outside the Den and started talking. We were talking about what the pups would be like.
"As long as mine get my good looks I'm alright." I laughed. Garth laughed right alongside. I then asked him this. "Garth could you teach me how to hunt?" I asked him.
"Sure I can." He said. We then went off to the hunting grounds. We stayed there for a while and I got to kill my first caribou. Me and Garth then dragged it back to the den. I walked to get Kate. When she saw me she growled and snarled....

"Hey have you guys ever heard the legend of Fukaro, the red devil?" Shakey asked one night. The four omegas were sitting in a hot spring telling stupid ghost stories. "No, whats the story?" Humphrey replied. "Well, its said to go like this... Not to far from here, there is an old abandoned town called 'Silent Hill', a resort town and they say that he lurks there" Shakey began. Salty, Mooch, and Humphrey had sudden chills in their spines. "And he was first sighted by a man named Walter Sullivan, a deranged serial killer who was arrested for many murders. Well, he commit ed suicide in his jail...

Humphrey got to the police station to bail Mooch out. Mooch had trial that day so Humphrey had to wait.
“Mooch, you have been charged of the stabbing of the Alpha Faolan. Do you have anything for defense for your self?” Winston asked.
“No, sir.”
“Let the trial begin.”
Winston sat down, “Witnesses come up.”
An old Omega came up, “I heard the yelling of an Alpha. I also thought I heard a an Omega saying ‘shut the hell up’ to the Alpha as he tabbed him. I saw the body of a big bulky wolf with gray hair retreat after he stabbed the Alpha.”
“Thank you Mrs. Wangonschlang....

That night, Cando was well groomed and looking good. He went over to Scar’s den to take her a date. He rang the door bell, hyped up. Scar answered the door.
“Hello, my lady ready to go out on a date?” Cando said.
“Yes, I am,” Scar said.
Cando was uncomfortable. He could stop thinking about the fact that he was going to propose to her at the end of this date. Ahh, man, I am so nervous. Is she going yes or is she going to say no? He prayed, God, I know I haven’t had faith in you for almost a year but please help me! Please have her say yes. I will be the happiest wolf alive. Thanks...