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Yakko, Wakko, and Dot found themselves walking along a desert road.
Yakko: I wonder what the animators have in line for us this time.
Wakko: When do we eat?
Roadrunner: Meep meep! *Runs past*
Wile E. Coyote: *Chasing Roadrunner, but runs out of breath, and stops next to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot*
Yakko: Looks like somebody didn't drink enough water.
Wile E. Coyote: Who are you three?
Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers.
Dot: And the Warner sister.
Yakko: I'm Yakko.
Wakko: I'm Wakko.
Dot: And I'm Dot.
Wile E. Coyote: I have never seen you around these parts before. As much as I'd like to stay and chat, I have a roadrunner to catch.
Wakko: What's a roadrunner?
Wile E. Coyote: It's a really fast bird, now please, I need to catch him.
Yakko: Why?
Wile E. Coyote: Because I'm hungry, and I need something to eat.
Wakko: I'm guessing this place doesn't have any restaurants.
Wile E. Coyote: Well, I can either catch this bird, or go to McDonald's.
Yakko: Igh.. Good point.
Dot: Maybe we can help.
Wile E. Coyote: I, I don't think that's a-
Yakko: Oh come on. We're great at catching birds.
Wakko: I prefer drawing them.
Wile E. Coyote: Alright, but you have to do exactly what I say.
Yakko: Oh sure thing.
A little while later, the four of them set up a boulder on a catapult.
Wile E. Coyote: When I say now, cut the rope, and let the rock fly, crushing our victim.
Roadrunner: *Running towards them* Meep, meep.
Wile E. Coyote: Now!
Yakko: *Cuts the rope*
Wile E. Coyote: *Gets smashed by the boulder*
Wakko: I don't think that's how it's supposed to work.
Another trap later.
Wile E. Coyote: *Standing on top of a cliff with Yakko, Wakko, and Dot* We'll try crushing him with a boulder up here.
Wakko: Why don't you try an anvil?
Wile E. Coyote: A what?
An anvil fell from the sky, and crushed Wile E. Coyote. Then, the section of the cliff he was standing on collapsed, and fell towards the road. Five thousand miles he fell, landing in the middle.
Yakko: Ooh. Good thing he's a cartoon, otherwise, he'd be dead.
Roadrunner: *Stops next to the boulder*
Wile E. Coyote: *Pops his head, and arms out as he tries to grab Roadrunner*
Roadrunner: Meep meep! *Takes off*
Wakko: He was so close.
The final attempt featured a bowl of bird seed, and a railroad crossing.
Wile E. Coyote: Haha. Once he stops to eat the bird seed, he'll get hit by a train.
Wakko: Are you sure you don't want to use an anvil.
Wile E. Coyote: No!! *Backs away, getting hit in the foot by an anvil* Yow!!! *Bouncing towards the tracks*
Wakko: How about a sledgehammer?
Wile E. Coyote: Well, at least I don't have to worry about those falling out of the sky for no reason.
As soon as he said that, a sledgehammer fell out of the sky for no reason, landing on top of Wile E's head.
Wile E. Coyote: Grrrr.....You three are not helping at all!! Don't you want to catch the bird?!?!
Yakko: We'd rather give you the bird, but the admins on this website wouldn't allow it.
Wile E. Coyote: That's it!!! Instead of catching the bird, I'm going to catch you!! *Chasing the Animaniacs*
The four of them ran down the road as the sun began to set.
The End
Announcer: Here's a sneak peak to Six Shooters 4. The newest fan fiction from SeanTheHedgehog.
Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.
Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who said we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red 1967 Oldsmobile 442 convertible*
Stuart: You have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys show up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's safe to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now or never. *Gets in the car* A good thing someone decided to leave the top down. *Begins to hot wire the car*
Stuart: Oh hell. *Gets in, sitting down next to Alan*
Alan: *Starts the car*
Rocco's men were coming back in their Plymouths. Song (Start at 1:15): link
Alan: We gotta go! *Floors it out of the dealership, and drives back to the highway*
Man 86: *Drives after Alan*
Man 97: *Also following in his car*
Man 94: Is that them sir?
Rocco: Yes. Stop them this instant.
Alan: *Passes between a station wagon, and a Mustang*
Men: *About to pass between the two same cars*
Station Wagon Lady: *Goes into the middle lane*
Man 86: *Swerves into the left lane*
Man 97: *Honks at the station wagon, then he too drives into the left lane*
Stuart: Please be careful.
Alan: Shut up. I have to concentrate.
Man 86: They're getting away from us.
Man 54: Then shoot at them. *Leans out his window with a Tommygun, and fires 20 bullets*
Alan: *Hearing the bullets hit the road* Not a good shot. Is he? *Turns right, cutting off a pick up truck*
Truck Man: *Brakes, honking his horn*
Rocco: Use the phone, and call for more men!
Man 99: Yes sir. *Using a phone*
Skip the song to 2:38
Alan: *Increasing speed*
Stuart: *Looking back* They're not able to keep up.
Alan: *Nods* I think it's time to turn off the highway. *Turns right, going up a small hill to an intersection*
Men: *Taking the right turn*
Alan: *Drifts right on the intersection*
Men: *Stop for a truck, then take a right turn to follow Alan*
Alan: *Passing another truck, then drifts onto a road to the left*
Stuart: *Leaning on the dashboard*
Alan: I always found this route to Cape May to be the quickest.
Man 86: *Knocks a man off a motorcycle as he turns left*
Motorcycle Man: *Stands up*
Man 97: *Pushes the motorcycle into a tree as he turns right*
Motorcycle Man: Motherfuckers!
Alan: *Goes off road to pass a van. He smashes a corn sign to pieces* I never really did like corn.
Men: *Continue to chase Alan*
Rocco: We're losing him. We're losing him!!
Man 97: Don't worry sir, we'll catch up.
The song fades away as Alan turns right, into an Ice Cream place.
Alan: *Stops behind the ice cream place*
Stuart: *Watching the others pass them*
Alan: Well?
Stuart: *Laughs* It worked!
Alan: Good. What do you say we get some ice cream while we wait for those guys to get further away from us?
Stuart: Ice cream?
Alan: Don't tell me you're too old for ice cream.
Stuart: Well how old are you?
Alan: 30. *Backs up the car into a parking space* I've been having Ice cream since I was 5. When did you stop?
Stuart: When I was 13.
Alan: Ooh. What happened?
Stuart: I grew up.
Alan: Believe me, there are hundreds of people, maybe even more, that are older than us, and they still enjoy ice cream.
Stuart: How about a root beer float?
Alan: Now we're talking. Let's go. *Walks with Stuart to the front window*
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Life In The Fast Lane - 2014
It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the beach with Amy, even though he hated water.
Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: You haven't said that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run by the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.
And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.
Amy: It's been a while since Eggman attacked us.
Sonic: I know.
Amy: Do you think he's waiting this long on purpose?
Sonic: Possibly, and if he is, I'm ready to defeat him. For now, let's continue running.
But all of a sudden they stopped as if they were in a movie being paused. Sonic, Amy, and their surroundings turned black & white. Then, a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe on his chest walks infront of them.
Sean: Okay, I was playing a video that had my cousin spending time in the beach. That's not what this fanfiction is about. This is what it's about. Cars. And now, cue the opening credits.
Theme song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgheog fanfiction
Life In The Fast Lane
Featuring the following characters, and their cars.
Sean the hedgehog
Car: Chevrolet Corvette
Year: 1968
Color: Blue
Top Speed: 185 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good
Sonic The Hedgehog
Car: Austin Healey 3000
Year: 1963
Color: Red, and white
Top Speed: 179 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Good
Miles "Tails" Prower
Car: BMW 507
Year: 1958
Color: Silver
Top Speed: 181 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Very good
Knuckles The Echidna
Car: Dodge Viper
Year: 2010
Color: Red and black
Top Speed: 220 Miles an hour
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Very good
Sexy the hedgehog (My girlfriend's fan character)
Car: Ford Mustang
Year: 1969
Color: Red and black
Top Speed: 190 Miles an hour
Handling: Very poor
Reliability: Very good
Amy Rose
Car: Ferrari 599
Year: 2011
Color: Pink
Top Speed: 210 Miles an hour
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Average
Cream The Rabbit
Car: Chevrolet Bel air
Year: 1956
Color: Orange, and black
Top Speed: 161 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good
Vector The Crocodile
Car: Ford Mustang Bullitt
Year: 2001
Color: Dark green
Top Speed: 191 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good
Espio The Chameleon
Car: Chevrolet Bel air
Year: 1955
Color: Red, and white
Top Speed: 166 Miles an hour
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Good
Charmy the bee
Car: Jeep Wrangler
Year: 2002
Color: Orange
Top Speed: 156 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Poor
Shadow the hedgehog
Car: Dodge Charger
Year: 1969
Color: Yellow
Top Speed: 185 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good
Silver The Hedgehog
Car: Lamborghini Huracan
Year: 2014
Color: Yellow
Top Speed: 222 Miles an hour
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Average
Blaze The Cat
Car: Hyundai Sonata
Year: 2003
Color: Silver
Top Speed: 129 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Poor
Mighty The Armadillo
Car: Pontiac Firebird
Year: 1986
Color: Red, and white
Top Speed: 187 Miles an hour
Handling: Very poor
Reliability: Very good
Doctor Eggman
Car: Mercedes Benz CLA 45 AMG
Year: 2014
Color: White
Top Speed: 218 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Good
And finally, Rouge the bat
Car: Willys Americar
Year: 1941
Color: Pink
Top speed: 60 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Very poor
Sean: *Standing in front of a blue 1968 Corvette* This is my car. I think you already saw this, but for those of you just tuning in, I just want you to know.
The Challenger - 2016
Song: link
Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into bed with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from inside his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor next to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
The sun was rising over Salt Late City, and Bill, despite being drunk, was doing an impressive job of driving the 35 mile an hour speed limit, while staying on his side of the road.
Bill: *Turns right, going onto Interstate 89*
Skip the song to 2:18
Bill: *Passes an intersection as the light turns yellow*
People: *Driving their cars as their light turns green*
Bill: *Takes a right, into the parking lot of a police station. He slowly moves the car towards a parking space marked Captain Bill Hudson. He parks the car in his space, and gets out. He slowly walks to the police station*
Once he got in, he was greeted by Gordon.
Gordon: You're late Hudson.
Bill: Who's complaining?
Gordon: Well-
Bill: Besides you Lieutenant.
Gordon: The chief has been asking me about you since 7. You're 30 minutes late.
Bill: So what? *Walks to the chief's office*
Gordon: He's got an important assignment for you. Try to at least make yourself look decent! And get rid of that stench of booze!
Bad Auditions By Bad Actors - 2016
Mark walks in, holding a water bottle and a yoga mat.
Mark: Hi. Mark McCrossen. I got here a little late from a yoga class. Do you mind if I take a minute to warm up?
Casting Director: Okay, but we have other people waiting. Do you want us to let someone in while you warm up?
Mark: No it's fine. It will only take a minute. *Rolls out his yoga mat, and lays down*
Roger: Do you think I can go to the bathroom real quick?
Mark: *On his hands, and knees* Hiya!!!!! Qoooooouuuuuaaaaaaa!!!!!
Casting Director: He said it would only be a minute.
Mark: *Cuddles into a ball, and cries*
Casting Director: What?
Mark: *Waving his arms, and legs around*
Casting Director: Oh my god! Roger, call the-
Mark: *Stands up, smiling*
Casting Director: *Speechless*
Mark: i'm ready to begin now.
Casting Director: Okay. That was quiet.
Mark: *Angry* I'M READY, TO BEGIN!!!!!
Roger: That's it, I'm going. *Running to the bathroom*
Casting Director: Uh.....
Mark: *Running around the stage in a circle* I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm re-re-re-re-ready! To be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-begin!! NOW!!!! *Stops, and looks at the C.D.*
Casting Director: Okay Mark, we really need to get started.
Mark: We really need to get started.
Casting Director: Yes, we're running behind.
Mark: Yes, we're running behind.
Casting Director: What are you doing?
Mark: What are you doing?
Casting Director: I'm not doing a Meisner exercise with you!
Mark: I'm not doing a Meisner exercise with you!
Casting Director: I'm serious.
Mark: I'm serious.
Casting Director: Stop this at once!
Mark: Stop this at- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, *Runs around in a circle* Merilly we roll along, roll along, roll along, *Slides on his knees* Today!!!! *Stands up* I'm glad that's out of the way. I can't do a good audition without warming up first.
Casting Director: I guess that's understandable, but we're running behind.
Mark: What would you like me to do- *Turns left, facing the chairs in front of the stage* Eep eep eep eep eep!
Roger: *Returns from the bathroom* I'm back. What did I-
Mark: Eep eep eep eep eep!
Roger: Never mind.
Mark: *Looks back at the C.D.* Is this the stage where the play will take place?
Casting Director: Yes.
Mark: These acoustics are unacceptable! *Picks up his yoga mat, and water bottle* The high C's are getting drowned out by these crappy curtains. Call me when the proper upgrades are made. *Leaves*
Yakko, Wakko, and Dot found themselves walking along a desert road.
Yakko: I wonder what the animators have in line for us this time.
Wakko: When do we eat?
Roadrunner: Meep meep! *Runs past*
Wile E. Coyote: *Chasing Roadrunner, but runs out of breath, and stops next to Yakko, Wakko, and Dot*
Yakko: Looks like somebody didn't drink enough water.
Wile E. Coyote: Who are you three?
Yakko & Wakko: We're the Warner Brothers.
Dot: And the Warner sister.
Yakko: I'm Yakko.
Wakko: I'm Wakko.
Dot: And I'm Dot.
Wile E. Coyote: I have never seen you around these parts before. As much as I'd like to stay and chat, I have a roadrunner to catch.
Wakko: What's a roadrunner?
Wile E. Coyote: It's a really fast bird, now please, I need to catch him.
Yakko: Why?
Wile E. Coyote: Because I'm hungry, and I need something to eat.
Wakko: I'm guessing this place doesn't have any restaurants.
Wile E. Coyote: Well, I can either catch this bird, or go to McDonald's.
Yakko: Igh.. Good point.
Dot: Maybe we can help.
Wile E. Coyote: I, I don't think that's a-
Yakko: Oh come on. We're great at catching birds.
Wakko: I prefer drawing them.
Wile E. Coyote: Alright, but you have to do exactly what I say.
Yakko: Oh sure thing.
A little while later, the four of them set up a boulder on a catapult.
Wile E. Coyote: When I say now, cut the rope, and let the rock fly, crushing our victim.
Roadrunner: *Running towards them* Meep, meep.
Wile E. Coyote: Now!
Yakko: *Cuts the rope*
Wile E. Coyote: *Gets smashed by the boulder*
Wakko: I don't think that's how it's supposed to work.
Another trap later.
Wile E. Coyote: *Standing on top of a cliff with Yakko, Wakko, and Dot* We'll try crushing him with a boulder up here.
Wakko: Why don't you try an anvil?
Wile E. Coyote: A what?
An anvil fell from the sky, and crushed Wile E. Coyote. Then, the section of the cliff he was standing on collapsed, and fell towards the road. Five thousand miles he fell, landing in the middle.
Yakko: Ooh. Good thing he's a cartoon, otherwise, he'd be dead.
Roadrunner: *Stops next to the boulder*
Wile E. Coyote: *Pops his head, and arms out as he tries to grab Roadrunner*
Roadrunner: Meep meep! *Takes off*
Wakko: He was so close.
The final attempt featured a bowl of bird seed, and a railroad crossing.
Wile E. Coyote: Haha. Once he stops to eat the bird seed, he'll get hit by a train.
Wakko: Are you sure you don't want to use an anvil.
Wile E. Coyote: No!! *Backs away, getting hit in the foot by an anvil* Yow!!! *Bouncing towards the tracks*
Wakko: How about a sledgehammer?
Wile E. Coyote: Well, at least I don't have to worry about those falling out of the sky for no reason.
As soon as he said that, a sledgehammer fell out of the sky for no reason, landing on top of Wile E's head.
Wile E. Coyote: Grrrr.....You three are not helping at all!! Don't you want to catch the bird?!?!
Yakko: We'd rather give you the bird, but the admins on this website wouldn't allow it.
Wile E. Coyote: That's it!!! Instead of catching the bird, I'm going to catch you!! *Chasing the Animaniacs*
The four of them ran down the road as the sun began to set.
The End
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Announcer: Here's a sneak peak to Six Shooters 4. The newest fan fiction from SeanTheHedgehog.
Alan, and Stuart were running towards a dealership.
Stuart: I'm not certain if we have the money to buy a new car.
Alan: Who said we were buying it? I happen to know how to hot wire cars.
Stuart: No. We are not hot wiring a car.
Alan: Not even that one? *Points at a red 1967 Oldsmobile 442 convertible*
Stuart: You have to be fucking kidding.
Alan: I'm not, now let's go before those bad guys show up. *Runs to the Oldsmobile*
Stuart: I think it's safe to wait for my Packard to be repaired.
Alan: Fuck that. We need to get out of here. It's now or never. *Gets in the car* A good thing someone decided to leave the top down. *Begins to hot wire the car*
Stuart: Oh hell. *Gets in, sitting down next to Alan*
Alan: *Starts the car*
Rocco's men were coming back in their Plymouths. Song (Start at 1:15): link
Alan: We gotta go! *Floors it out of the dealership, and drives back to the highway*
Man 86: *Drives after Alan*
Man 97: *Also following in his car*
Man 94: Is that them sir?
Rocco: Yes. Stop them this instant.
Alan: *Passes between a station wagon, and a Mustang*
Men: *About to pass between the two same cars*
Station Wagon Lady: *Goes into the middle lane*
Man 86: *Swerves into the left lane*
Man 97: *Honks at the station wagon, then he too drives into the left lane*
Stuart: Please be careful.
Alan: Shut up. I have to concentrate.
Man 86: They're getting away from us.
Man 54: Then shoot at them. *Leans out his window with a Tommygun, and fires 20 bullets*
Alan: *Hearing the bullets hit the road* Not a good shot. Is he? *Turns right, cutting off a pick up truck*
Truck Man: *Brakes, honking his horn*
Rocco: Use the phone, and call for more men!
Man 99: Yes sir. *Using a phone*
Skip the song to 2:38
Alan: *Increasing speed*
Stuart: *Looking back* They're not able to keep up.
Alan: *Nods* I think it's time to turn off the highway. *Turns right, going up a small hill to an intersection*
Men: *Taking the right turn*
Alan: *Drifts right on the intersection*
Men: *Stop for a truck, then take a right turn to follow Alan*
Alan: *Passing another truck, then drifts onto a road to the left*
Stuart: *Leaning on the dashboard*
Alan: I always found this route to Cape May to be the quickest.
Man 86: *Knocks a man off a motorcycle as he turns left*
Motorcycle Man: *Stands up*
Man 97: *Pushes the motorcycle into a tree as he turns right*
Motorcycle Man: Motherfuckers!
Alan: *Goes off road to pass a van. He smashes a corn sign to pieces* I never really did like corn.
Men: *Continue to chase Alan*
Rocco: We're losing him. We're losing him!!
Man 97: Don't worry sir, we'll catch up.
The song fades away as Alan turns right, into an Ice Cream place.
Alan: *Stops behind the ice cream place*
Stuart: *Watching the others pass them*
Alan: Well?
Stuart: *Laughs* It worked!
Alan: Good. What do you say we get some ice cream while we wait for those guys to get further away from us?
Stuart: Ice cream?
Alan: Don't tell me you're too old for ice cream.
Stuart: Well how old are you?
Alan: 30. *Backs up the car into a parking space* I've been having Ice cream since I was 5. When did you stop?
Stuart: When I was 13.
Alan: Ooh. What happened?
Stuart: I grew up.
Alan: Believe me, there are hundreds of people, maybe even more, that are older than us, and they still enjoy ice cream.
Stuart: How about a root beer float?
Alan: Now we're talking. Let's go. *Walks with Stuart to the front window*
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Life In The Fast Lane - 2014
It was a nice evening in Mobius with a beautiful sunset. Sonic was at the beach with Amy, even though he hated water.
Amy: We found a lot of sand dollars.
Sonic: And shells. This collection we'll start will be way past cool.
Amy: You haven't said that in a long time.
Sonic: You're right, I haven't. Now let's act like we're in a romantic movie from the 70's, and run by the water.
Amy: But I can't run as fast as you.
Sonic: We'll only run ten miles an hour.
And so they did. As they were running, Amy decided to ask Sonic something.
Amy: It's been a while since Eggman attacked us.
Sonic: I know.
Amy: Do you think he's waiting this long on purpose?
Sonic: Possibly, and if he is, I'm ready to defeat him. For now, let's continue running.
But all of a sudden they stopped as if they were in a movie being paused. Sonic, Amy, and their surroundings turned black & white. Then, a grey hedgehog with black spikes, and a red, white, and blue stripe on his chest walks infront of them.
Sean: Okay, I was playing a video that had my cousin spending time in the beach. That's not what this fanfiction is about. This is what it's about. Cars. And now, cue the opening credits.
Theme song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgheog fanfiction
Life In The Fast Lane
Featuring the following characters, and their cars.
Sean the hedgehog
Car: Chevrolet Corvette
Year: 1968
Color: Blue
Top Speed: 185 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good
Sonic The Hedgehog
Car: Austin Healey 3000
Year: 1963
Color: Red, and white
Top Speed: 179 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Good
Miles "Tails" Prower
Car: BMW 507
Year: 1958
Color: Silver
Top Speed: 181 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Very good
Knuckles The Echidna
Car: Dodge Viper
Year: 2010
Color: Red and black
Top Speed: 220 Miles an hour
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Very good
Sexy the hedgehog (My girlfriend's fan character)
Car: Ford Mustang
Year: 1969
Color: Red and black
Top Speed: 190 Miles an hour
Handling: Very poor
Reliability: Very good
Amy Rose
Car: Ferrari 599
Year: 2011
Color: Pink
Top Speed: 210 Miles an hour
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Average
Cream The Rabbit
Car: Chevrolet Bel air
Year: 1956
Color: Orange, and black
Top Speed: 161 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good
Vector The Crocodile
Car: Ford Mustang Bullitt
Year: 2001
Color: Dark green
Top Speed: 191 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good
Espio The Chameleon
Car: Chevrolet Bel air
Year: 1955
Color: Red, and white
Top Speed: 166 Miles an hour
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Good
Charmy the bee
Car: Jeep Wrangler
Year: 2002
Color: Orange
Top Speed: 156 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Poor
Shadow the hedgehog
Car: Dodge Charger
Year: 1969
Color: Yellow
Top Speed: 185 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Very good
Silver The Hedgehog
Car: Lamborghini Huracan
Year: 2014
Color: Yellow
Top Speed: 222 Miles an hour
Handling: Poor
Reliability: Average
Blaze The Cat
Car: Hyundai Sonata
Year: 2003
Color: Silver
Top Speed: 129 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Poor
Mighty The Armadillo
Car: Pontiac Firebird
Year: 1986
Color: Red, and white
Top Speed: 187 Miles an hour
Handling: Very poor
Reliability: Very good
Doctor Eggman
Car: Mercedes Benz CLA 45 AMG
Year: 2014
Color: White
Top Speed: 218 Miles an hour
Handling: Average
Reliability: Good
And finally, Rouge the bat
Car: Willys Americar
Year: 1941
Color: Pink
Top speed: 60 Miles an hour
Handling: Good
Reliability: Very poor
Sean: *Standing in front of a blue 1968 Corvette* This is my car. I think you already saw this, but for those of you just tuning in, I just want you to know.
The Challenger - 2016
Song: link
Salt Lake City, 1966
Mustache Man: *Walks into a room with a woman*
Woman: *Taking off her blue dress, and goes into bed with the man*
Bill: *Watching in disgust from inside his brand new Pontiac GTO with a pair of binoculars. He puts them away, and opens a can of Budweiser. He drinks the Budweiser, then throws the empty can to the right of his car, landing on the floor next to eighteen other cans. He starts his car, and drives away*
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Challenger
Starring SeanTheHedgehog as Bill Hudson
Hannah Belle as May Thomas
Jeff Bodine as Gordon Huff
Nate Ebner as Mayor Danforth
Bobby Cannavale as Chief Warren
The sun was rising over Salt Late City, and Bill, despite being drunk, was doing an impressive job of driving the 35 mile an hour speed limit, while staying on his side of the road.
Bill: *Turns right, going onto Interstate 89*
Skip the song to 2:18
Bill: *Passes an intersection as the light turns yellow*
People: *Driving their cars as their light turns green*
Bill: *Takes a right, into the parking lot of a police station. He slowly moves the car towards a parking space marked Captain Bill Hudson. He parks the car in his space, and gets out. He slowly walks to the police station*
Once he got in, he was greeted by Gordon.
Gordon: You're late Hudson.
Bill: Who's complaining?
Gordon: Well-
Bill: Besides you Lieutenant.
Gordon: The chief has been asking me about you since 7. You're 30 minutes late.
Bill: So what? *Walks to the chief's office*
Gordon: He's got an important assignment for you. Try to at least make yourself look decent! And get rid of that stench of booze!
Bad Auditions By Bad Actors - 2016
Mark walks in, holding a water bottle and a yoga mat.
Mark: Hi. Mark McCrossen. I got here a little late from a yoga class. Do you mind if I take a minute to warm up?
Casting Director: Okay, but we have other people waiting. Do you want us to let someone in while you warm up?
Mark: No it's fine. It will only take a minute. *Rolls out his yoga mat, and lays down*
Roger: Do you think I can go to the bathroom real quick?
Mark: *On his hands, and knees* Hiya!!!!! Qoooooouuuuuaaaaaaa!!!!!
Casting Director: He said it would only be a minute.
Mark: *Cuddles into a ball, and cries*
Casting Director: What?
Mark: *Waving his arms, and legs around*
Casting Director: Oh my god! Roger, call the-
Mark: *Stands up, smiling*
Casting Director: *Speechless*
Mark: i'm ready to begin now.
Casting Director: Okay. That was quiet.
Mark: *Angry* I'M READY, TO BEGIN!!!!!
Roger: That's it, I'm going. *Running to the bathroom*
Casting Director: Uh.....
Mark: *Running around the stage in a circle* I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm ready to begin! I'm re-re-re-re-ready! To be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-begin!! NOW!!!! *Stops, and looks at the C.D.*
Casting Director: Okay Mark, we really need to get started.
Mark: We really need to get started.
Casting Director: Yes, we're running behind.
Mark: Yes, we're running behind.
Casting Director: What are you doing?
Mark: What are you doing?
Casting Director: I'm not doing a Meisner exercise with you!
Mark: I'm not doing a Meisner exercise with you!
Casting Director: I'm serious.
Mark: I'm serious.
Casting Director: Stop this at once!
Mark: Stop this at- AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH, *Runs around in a circle* Merilly we roll along, roll along, roll along, *Slides on his knees* Today!!!! *Stands up* I'm glad that's out of the way. I can't do a good audition without warming up first.
Casting Director: I guess that's understandable, but we're running behind.
Mark: What would you like me to do- *Turns left, facing the chairs in front of the stage* Eep eep eep eep eep!
Roger: *Returns from the bathroom* I'm back. What did I-
Mark: Eep eep eep eep eep!
Roger: Never mind.
Mark: *Looks back at the C.D.* Is this the stage where the play will take place?
Casting Director: Yes.
Mark: These acoustics are unacceptable! *Picks up his yoga mat, and water bottle* The high C's are getting drowned out by these crappy curtains. Call me when the proper upgrades are made. *Leaves*
Yakko Warner
Animaniacs is such a fun show for all ages! it was such a great show From the 1990s From the Warner bros library! Viewers watching the Wacky adventures of Yak, Wakko and Dot going on Crazy misadventures and they usually get on other people's nerves whenever they meet someone new. And they always have this very iconic catchphrase when they meet a very sexy lady named HELLO NURSE!!!! other character joining in on the fun include, pinky and the brain, sloppy squirrel, The Good feathers, Buttons and Mindy, Rita and Runt and many more characters! animaniacs has a big cast of characters that you will remember for a life time!
