CUPCAKES SPOOF:
Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?
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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the next time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: Hey Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. Brave
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do you love me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. You are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying evil pony to a noose) You know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) YOU DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood swing and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would you marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did you even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught by him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, you got him.
Prisoner: ... Hey princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at Luna) I never liked you anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm by one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, next one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think you should join me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: You hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: You ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) You wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
Ditto: (sees Pinkamena frying in electric chair) I suddenly want BBQ.. Anybody else want BBQ?
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MASTER SWORD AND SATEN TWIST ROLE PLAY SERIES: (he's married to Luna in this universe):
Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the next time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.
Ditto: Hey Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.. like you.
Luna: (playfully) why?
Ditto: Well.. Your. Smart. Beauitful.. Successful.. Brave
Luna: (playfully) Annnd?
Ditto: And.. Uh.. Cute.. And.. Smart.. And, did I mention, beauitful... (awkward silence)... But why do you love me?
Luna: (shrugs) I don't know.. Just do.
Ditto: (chuckles) That's not fair. Why do 'I' have to give the essay answer?
Luna: (Playfully) Well, I guess its because I am a princess.
Master Sword: Wait, wait, wait wait wait..... wait. You are dating Luna? As in THE Luna? As in Princess Luna, the ruler of the moon herself.
Ditto: Yeah.. I can't believe it either... But the fact is. We were "always" there for each.
(extended scene)
Ditto: (tying evil pony to a noose) You know kid, I would feel less bad about this if it weren't for the fact that one of your crimes involved trying to rape sweet little Pinkie Pie., (screaming) YOU DISGUST ME!!... (has a sudden mood swing and calmly pats his head in a soothing voice) We're not gonna hurt you.. Not gonna hurt you.
Ditto: Well.. I was thinking about it, and.. Would you marry me, Luny?
Luna: (Surprised) Why.............. Of course I would, Ditto. Nothing would make me happier.
Ditto: Great. I even got a ring.. (shows expensive looking ring)
Luna: Were did you even get that?
Ditto: Well.. (shown savagely beating up prisoner, simply for the prisoners ring)... Not important.
Ditto: (dragging over prisoner who tried escaping but was caught by him personally).
Cadence: Oh, good, you got him.
Prisoner: ... Hey princess? How much would it cost to fuck yo-
Ditto: (smashes his the prisoners face against a wall, breaking his nose) SHUT UP!!
Mugger: (shoots at Luna) I never liked you anyway Luna!
Luna: (gets hit in the arm by one of them)
Mugger: (points the gun) Haha, next one is going straight for your fac- (suddenly the arm holding his gun gets violently ripped off)
Ditto: (mockingly) Ohh, looks like someone's gonna be missing (waving the torn off arm) thiiis!
Ditto: (violently beating prisoner) How ugly is Luna NOW!?
Prisoner: Still pretty fuckin disgusting
Ditto: (growls and continues to beat him).
Luna: I think you should join me at the spa. It'll help with all your stress honey.
Ditto: No way Luny. I'm a guy. I'm not going to a spa
(Later when he arrives at the spa)
Ditto: (how dose she do that!?)..
Ditto: We must stop them before they kill some one important.
Writer: Like Master Sword?
Ditto: Someone important!
Writer: Saten Twist?
Ditto: .......... Someone IMPORTANT!
Writer: Scootaloo?
Ditto: Yes. Exactly
Luna: Say.. What happened to the escaping prisoner?
Ditto: Well.. I hit him with my car.
Luna: You hit him!?
Ditto: Yep.
Luna: You ran over, a fellow pony!?
Ditto: Sure did,
Luna: But.. What about Celestia's rule!?
Ditto: ... Didn't kill him.
(shows the prisoner in the hospital, everything but his head is bandaged up)
Prisoner: (to nurse) You wanna know. How I got these scars!?
Nurse: (heard it before) Hmm,. From Ditto?
Prisoner: From, Ditto!!
Celestia: Ditto, dear, we need your help again.
Ditto: (groans) fine... (sarcastically) someone better be dying!
(skips ahead a bit)
Sick pony: I'm dying!
I never seen ALL Full Metal Jacket. But I seen most of Hartman's scenes..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy tree friends isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
I am always unsure how to feel about this character.
Sure his foul mouthed, slightly racist, rage filled, rude attitude, might be pushing the limits a bit.
But for the most part, Drill sergeants are SUPPOSE to be yelling at you, and scaring you.
The point of this, is their suppose to knock the innocence out of you.
War is no place for innocence.
It's a place of murder, and little else.
Why you think so many Veterans go crazy without the proper help.
In some ways, Happy tree friends isn't THAT far from the truth.
People are so use to killing with out remorse.
That they still have the "beast" inside.
But anyway..
I am always mad Hartman dies.
He didn't deserve it.
He was just doing his job (for the MOST part)..
Though out the game, Roman is often trying to get Niko to learn to forgive.
Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.
And if you kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.
Taking deal means you finally decided to learn to forgive.
But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.
The death is saying, you CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,
But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(
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Espically after he finally finds the guy who betrayed his war team.
And if you kill him, Niko feels empty, and finally realizes Roman is right.
Taking deal means you finally decided to learn to forgive.
But of coarse, this innocent idea, caused the death of Roman.
The death is saying, you CAN'T forgive, only revenge is the answer.,
But maybe I'm thinking too much into this :(
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#1: KORN - HATER:
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if you allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..
#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..
#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:
#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..
#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
It's pretty much saying "haters" can only destroy your life if you allow them too. Something I myself already knew, and its why any time people flame me on Fanpop, I just tell them to continue till they bore themselves and stop on their own..
#2: EMINEM - BEATUITFUL:
Hard to explain..
#3: LIFE STARTS NOW - THREE DAYS GRACE:
#4:EVERYBODY HURTS: (forget the band):
Stopped sucides of the time.. That's saying something..
#5: PAIN - THREE DAYS GRACE:
Hard to explain..
#5: Walking dead series
That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..
#4: Taken series
No comment..
#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..
#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..
#1: Purge series
Other you like Purge or not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the second one..
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That's one thing Walking dead has plenty of, its satisfying battle scenes..
#4: Taken series
No comment..
#3: Fury
It's a WWII movie, so we wouldn't except anything less out of it..
#2: Hellsing Ultmate
Like walking dead. It's the one thing they have PLENTY of..
#1: Purge series
Other you like Purge or not (I sure do, so do most of my friends).
They sure as shit got lots of awesome battles, espically the second one..
Please leave comments
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