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A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were you followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a safe bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered you bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck you ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be la-

"I'm here" Carly Jade said, coming though the front door.

"That a girl... Anyway, onto the plan" Michael said.

"Right... Packie, are either Adam or Connor able to fly a helicopter?" Lester asked.

"Helicopter? Why?" Packie replied.

"Well... The plan is complicated.. You and Michael will be distracting the guards by pretending to rob the joint" Lester replied.

"Why me!?" Packie cried.

"Your one the best gunmen I know.. And I'll need someone like you for when the shit goes down.. Witch trust me, it WILL!" Michael replied.

"Anyway.. While this is happening Franklyn and Carly, will use a Cutter to reach the Union Depository vault from the underground, so he can steal the gold directly from the vault. Michael will be at the front of the bank... Carly is good shot. So she'll b there to cover him in if anyone is there guarding the place.. Witch they probably will... Anyway.. Trevor will be there will his helicopter to take the gold to a train that Connor and Adam will need to high jack" Lester said.

"They can do that right?" Michael asked.

"Of coarse.. Adam knows how to drive a train., And Connor can cover him" Packie said.

"Great.. Only thing left is a second helicopter pilot... You know anyone Packie?" Lester asked.

"As a matter of fact I DO" Packie said, and took out his phone.

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Dash Lucia is seen in Packie's old bedroom, witch Maureen gave to her as thank you for all her selfless acts towards her.

She is seen trying to open a beer, as So What by Metallica played in the room.

Suddenly she received a text message.

I need you in Los Santos - Packie.

"Well.. Guess I better go than" Dash said to herself, bringing the unopened beer with her.

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Dash was outside the Los Santos airport.

A car came up.

"Who are you?" Dash asked, seeing it was Carly instead of Packie.

"Carly Jade, Packie asked me to gave you a lift since he's a bit busy" Carly replied.

"Well.. Alright" Dash said, getting in the back of the car.

"So.. Uhhh... How do you know Packie?" Dash asked, a bit shy.

"Well.. It's my dad who knows him actually.. He uses him for most of his heists, and they formed a bit of a friendship along the way" Carly replied.

"Ahh... I guess I shouldn't be surprised" Dash replied.

Another car nearly bangs into them, causing Carly to list every scream threes, while flipping him off.

"(laughs) your not settle are you?" Dash said, having very little emotion over Carly's freak outs.

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Connor and Adam found the train.

"Mike, we found the train" Adam said, radioing Michael Townley/De Santa.

"Alright.. Make this quick, time is factor here" Michael's voice replied.

"Yes sir" Adam replied.

Adam and Connor stepped out of the Adam's minivan.

"Here you are" Adam said, handing Connor an Uzi, while Adam himself took out an black pistol, same type that Packie used during the Dollar Pills heist.

"My aim isn't very good.. So I may not be too much help" Adam admitted.

"It's okay.. Hopefully nobody will even shoot at us" Connor insisted.

Ironically as soon as they reached inside train they began getting shoot by men inside it.

"FUCK!" Connor cried, before returning fire, and killing the nearest enamy, giving him three bullet holes though the chest, before he feel dead.

"You got nowhere left to go!" Cried one of the voices.

"Fuck you!" Connor cried, before firing again, killing two more men.

"Huh.. Not bad for a NON violent person" Adam commented, seeing the kills.

"Thanks" Connor said, while reloading.

Eventually they made there way to the engine, there was only one guy left, and Connor had to jump in fire as the guy was firing an Carbine rifle at him.

"Adam! A little help would be nice!" Connor cried, seeing he was out of bullets and didn't have time to reload.

"Okay! Okay!" Adam cried, before shooting at the gunmen, however, despite how close he was, not ONE of Adam's bullets hit him.

The unharmed gunmen turned to Adam and fired the Carbine at him, but luckily Adam was near cover.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?" Connor cried angrily.

"I TOLD you my aim was bad!" Adam whined.

"Yeah.. But I didn't think THAT bad!" Connor complained.

"Screw off you Canadian prick!" Adam growled.

Eventually, Connor managed to grab a knife he brought and threw it into the gunmen's back head, killing him.

"Finally.. That guy was getting annoying" Adam said, quoting Max Payne 3.

Adam soon reached the trains engine, as Connor acted as a watchmen.

"Okay Mike.. We got it" Adam radioed Michael.

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"Good news you guys.. Packie's boys got the train" Michael told Trevor, Dash and Packie.

"Great.. What about that over dramatic girl?" Dash asked.

"You mean Carly?" Michael asked.

"Yeah.. Her" Dash replied.

"Let me check... (radios) hey swwetheart? You and Frank in position?" Michael radioed.

"Sure are" Carly's voice replied.

"Alright.. That leaves us.. Come on Dash.. It'll be a bit of a drive, but you can jerk me off if I get bored" Trevor inappropriately joked, as he and Dash started leaving.

"Hey!" Packie cried angrily.

"He's joking Packie" Michael said, holding him back a bit.

"Anyway.. Come on, we need to get ready as well" Michael said, leading himself and Packie to Michael's car.

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OUTSIDE UNION DEPOSITORY:

"Here's your gun" Michael said, handing Packie his AK47 (same one from the stories cover).

Michael took out his scooped Carbine rifle, same one he used in the FIB heist, and during the THE WRAP UP.

"So McReary?.. You ready to do something entirely STUPID!?" Michael said, with very little emotion.

"You kidding.. Stupid ideas is what got me this far in life!" Packie chuckled.

"Good.. Because there's no one else I'll rather do this along side" Michael commented.

"Are you hitting on my!?" Packie joked.

"Fuck you" Michael said, playfully.

"Anyway.. Let's go.. Here's your mask" Michael added, giving Packie a ski mask.

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"NONE OF YOU FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the Union Depository buliding along side Michael.

"Yeah! This is a robbery! Everyone on the ground!.. Don't be hero!" Cried an masked Michael Townley.

Everyone inside did as the armed robbers said, but unknown to them, this was only the distraction.
posted by Canada24
"Gracie, you alright?" Tony asked, imitating Gracie's father.

Gracie: (gagged) DADDY!?

"The bastards didn't hurt you, did they?" Tony asked.

"Yo, she can't talk, We got a gag in her mouth!" Dash told him, with a serious tone.

"Give her back, you animals! She's suffered enough!" Tony order.

"... Hand over the stuff" Packie ordered, as he was holding the gagged Gracie.

"Hand over Gracie... I'm here for you sweetie" Tony replied.

"JUST HAND OVER THE FUCKIN STUFF!" Packie cried out angrily.

"Alright, calm down. Both of you" Niko said, acting like the peacemaker.

"Hey ... We put the ice in the middle, we...
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"NONE OF YOU FUCKIN FUCKS MOVE!" Cried an masked Packie McReary as he dramatically ran into the bank of Liberty city, holding his shotgun. He had a small small crew of 4. All of them armed to the teeth, and not screwing around.

'I should of known' Connor thought, as he and everyone else in the bank were forced to lay on the ground. He's gotten use to this shit. Nutcase's are pretty "average" for this town. And trouble always seems to find him. It's like he's cursed.

"Fuck these people! Fuck your cause! Ireland ain't the only thing green! Dollars are two!" Packie angrily yelled, as he and his...
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THE NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES:
"The requested sequel to THE TREVOR PHILLIPS SERIES... With all the swearing, violence, and immature comedy you guys enjoyed even more then I "thought" you people would..."


SEQUEL TO WALKING DEAD SPOOF:
"Don't read this stupid story unless you like stupid comedies by an stupid Canadian writer who has no stupid life outside this stupid fan fiction site... :)"


ALPHA AND OMEGA REVIEWS:
"Warning: I swear a lot now. Along with giving, annoying brony references"


CRASHED PARTY:
"Roman makes the mistake of bringing Niko to Maisonette 9".
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Anyone who's seen my avatar photo, can clearly guess who my favorite Hellsing character is.

And in honor of this, I decided to review a story by him.

And despite there being all these great stories of.

I am unfortunately reviewing a NOT SO GREAT one.

The story is parody themed.
And even has Maxwell naked in a scene (what the fuck!?).

Anyway.
As for the story itself.

The title is clearly taken from a movie titled, just added "anderson" in it.

The story itself.

Well.. I have nothing to say.

But trust me.
It's bad..
posted by Canada24
Vaas
Vaas
Johnny awoke tied to chair. Carly tied to a chair infront of him, Packie two.

"Packie! Packie are you okay!?" Johnny cried.

Packie was two weak to reply. He looked very beaten up, and looked half dead.

Suddenly Vaas showed up, pouring gasoline around the room, and even doing a silly little dance about it, before throwing away the can and tried lighting match, but it wasn't working very well.

"Let me guess.. Your Vaas" Johnny said, glaring at him.

"Smart biker boy, very smart" Vaas mocked.

"When I get out of thi-"

"Haha.. You think your so tough don't you" Vaas laughed.

But Vaas paused as he noticed...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song: link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Coffee Crème From Karina_Brony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 49

Buses Are Worse Than Trains

August 13, 1955

One day, At Mirage's house, he was getting ready for work.

Mirage: *Breathing in fresh air, and looks all around him* Another beautiful day, and more time for me to work.
Colts: *Running to Mirage* Mister, we need your help!...
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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The show seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking images and fan arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the Apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their apple names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character...
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Matt Shadows is such a awesome singer!! He's wait up there with James Hatfield and the guy from Korn
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#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, you look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) You do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...
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#1:
“(being attacked by Zombie, before knowing what zombies are) STOP! LEAVE ME ALONE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?”


#2:
“(To Governor) YOU PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS!!"


#3:
“Thinking of the good times makes all this seem worse”


#4:
Lori: Rick, you shaking.
Rick: The past two days.. I been so focused on finding you and Carl.. I hadn’t had time… To be scared.


#5:
Carl (kills Shane): (in tears) It’s not the same as killing the dead ones Daddy.
Rick (hugs him): I never SHOULD be son.. It never should be.


#6:
“I understand what your saying Tyreese. I just watched my best friend flip out...
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I know I did this kinda list before.. But it's mostly a new take.. Orginally this featured Windwaker, but he had no ideas.. So I had my friend Sarah.. AKA.. xXBalorBabeXx, from my Fanfiction.net account..

Mine has images so your know the difference..




#10: LORD FRIEZA

I never watched Dragon Ball Z. But I find it interesting. Though I could only get though first season, and stick to youtube videos.. But anyway, Frieza is always amongst the highest of DBZ villain lists. For one thing, the reason Cell is so evil, is because Frieza is a part of him. Unlike most DBZ villains, Frieza was not created...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: You see, we forgot to do this in the last episode.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes, I know, we feel terrible.
Tom: Wait a second. Stop booing, and we'll let you know who Brony Of The Month is assholes.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: You're making it worse.
Tom: I'm making it worse? They're supposed to be cheering, or laughing....
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SONG: What shall we do now.. SCENE FROM: The Wall, film version (1982)
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#1: OGDAN:

The dragon from Demons, who forced Verona to have Liz. Ogdan is generally shown as manipulative, intelligent, arrogant, and possibly sexually attracted to Liz.. Basically, he told Verona to bang him by telling her that his species are dying. But she has second thoughts and runs off with Liz.. Ogdan respondes by killing an entire village of sick dragon family's including the childrun. And telling everyone it was Verona, which assumably worked.. Sense than he's been trying get Liz for himself. Even kidnaps and brainwashes Seras into trying to kill Verona.. And he generally quite feared.....
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#1:
"Let's read quotes during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, you can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"


#2:
Spike: The spell took over you, and you wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell you how I really felt about it, but then I... I told you the truth.
Mrawkwardreviewer: My question is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...


#3:
"Ahh, here comes princess Twilight...
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