I recently re-watched the Will Farrell movie SEMI-PRO.. And sense this story is a comedy.. It gave me an idea.
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Dash, Francis, Gerry and Packie, after finishing their food fight, where now actually EATING the food.
Francis ate something, that caused him to say "Oh my God. What the fuck is that? It's incredible?"
"It's called fondue" Gerry replied.
"Fon what?" Francis asked.
"Fondue... Three different cheeses melted.. That's what you're tasting.. Gorgonzola muenster and cottage. It's the latest thing from Sweden apparently" Gerry told him.
"Well, I'm not surprised by that. The Swedes are so inventive aren't they?" Dash insisted.
"Oh, they are. - Yep. They are my favorite producers of pornography!" Packie insisted.
"Over share!" Dash laughed.
"He's right though.. Swedish porn was the only thing... that kept my mind off Charlie when I was in Vietnam" Gerry insisted.
"You were never in Vietnam you jive turkey!" Francis laughed.
Everyone fell silent.
"Did you just call me a jive turkey?" Gerry asked, with the look of murder in his face.
"No.. No he did not... He uh called you cocksucker... R- Right-Right Francis?" Jackie nervously laughed.
"Yeah, yeah. I just called you cocksucker" Francis insisted, now scared.
"I'm pretty sure that you called me a jive turkey" Gerry said sternly.
"No, no. Now, Gerry, nobody called anyone a JT" Packie insisted.
"Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!" Gerry told Francis.
"Look we're all here. We all heard what was said and we're in agreement.. Francis.. said cocksucker.. That's all he said about you" Packie insisted, this "somehow" being the better word.
"Dig into that fondue you little cocksucker" Packie joked nervously.
"We like playing games, don't we?" Gerry said, still a stern voice.
"Yes.. We do we're playing one right now!" Francis insisted.
"Well.. I'm gonna show you guys this game that I learned.. (suddenly stands up and points loaded revolver at Francis) When I was in FUCK NAM!" Gerry cried angrily.
"Oh shit!" Dash cried, actually showing a bit of fear.
But suddenly burst into laughter.
"Gun's not loaded!" Gerry laughed.
Everyone sighed in relief.
"You all should of seen the looks on your faces!" Gerry laughed.
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Dash, Francis, Gerry and Packie, after finishing their food fight, where now actually EATING the food.
Francis ate something, that caused him to say "Oh my God. What the fuck is that? It's incredible?"
"It's called fondue" Gerry replied.
"Fon what?" Francis asked.
"Fondue... Three different cheeses melted.. That's what you're tasting.. Gorgonzola muenster and cottage. It's the latest thing from Sweden apparently" Gerry told him.
"Well, I'm not surprised by that. The Swedes are so inventive aren't they?" Dash insisted.
"Oh, they are. - Yep. They are my favorite producers of pornography!" Packie insisted.
"Over share!" Dash laughed.
"He's right though.. Swedish porn was the only thing... that kept my mind off Charlie when I was in Vietnam" Gerry insisted.
"You were never in Vietnam you jive turkey!" Francis laughed.
Everyone fell silent.
"Did you just call me a jive turkey?" Gerry asked, with the look of murder in his face.
"No.. No he did not... He uh called you cocksucker... R- Right-Right Francis?" Jackie nervously laughed.
"Yeah, yeah. I just called you cocksucker" Francis insisted, now scared.
"I'm pretty sure that you called me a jive turkey" Gerry said sternly.
"No, no. Now, Gerry, nobody called anyone a JT" Packie insisted.
"Jive turkey is a little over the line my man!" Gerry told Francis.
"Look we're all here. We all heard what was said and we're in agreement.. Francis.. said cocksucker.. That's all he said about you" Packie insisted, this "somehow" being the better word.
"Dig into that fondue you little cocksucker" Packie joked nervously.
"We like playing games, don't we?" Gerry said, still a stern voice.
"Yes.. We do we're playing one right now!" Francis insisted.
"Well.. I'm gonna show you guys this game that I learned.. (suddenly stands up and points loaded revolver at Francis) When I was in FUCK NAM!" Gerry cried angrily.
"Oh shit!" Dash cried, actually showing a bit of fear.
But suddenly burst into laughter.
"Gun's not loaded!" Gerry laughed.
Everyone sighed in relief.
"You all should of seen the looks on your faces!" Gerry laughed.
Gotta love Anderson
R.I.P
I originally left Alpha and Omega fan fiction.
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems safe is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
To get away from the fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
But..
What do you know.
My little pony brought me WAIT back into it.
The fighting, the trolling, the porn, the betraying, the incest, and the paranoia.
My little pony ain't no fuckin better here.
And for BOTH Alpha and Omega and My little Pony, it's the fandom's I care for.
Not the things themselves, there not even that good anymore.
But, hey.. You get use to things I guess.
Only place that seems safe is Grand Theft Auto.
So sticking to those for now..
As usual.
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this show for the violence.
And when you know it's Japenesse, you KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi bitch has in store..
I don't have much to say..
It's been while since I watch this show, but the episode was good.
Like most media's.
Most times I just watch this show for the violence.
And when you know it's Japenesse, you KNOW your get nothing but blood covered pleasure. If I was a sadist I probably would get a boner from such intense battles.
But anyway.
At first I was a bit mad when they blew down the zeppelin, thought it meant their will be no epic fight against the crazy nazi bitch.
But.. I was proven wrong, she and her men servived.
And apparently she can make illusions to have herself bigger (yeah, cause that's "totally" playing fair)..
But at wheat I didn't see too many of Pip's men die.
I hate seeing army men die in shows like this.
I made episode 2 really hard to watch in that way.
All those poor army men.
Well anyway.
That's all I got.
Let's await episode 7.
And see what the crazy nazi bitch has in store..
