#1: NEVER TRUST CULTS:
I'm not joking. His stories are more SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved by them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!
#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already mentioned in #1 as an example. I already mentioned the Guru.
But even worse, an serial killer raped a little girl so hard she gave birth, so the killer went on to rape the CHILD as well. And people thought it would be "funny" to tell people how to make crystals, but really their making poisonous gas and dying, and the guy telling them to do this is AWARE of this. Nightmare ALSO covered this event..
#3: NEVER TRUST STEP FATHERS:
Just ask the movie..
#4: DON'T JUDGE BY APPEARENCE:
A nice looking guy tried to kill a guy, but a scary looking guy turned out to be really kind, and saved him..
#5: ONLINE GAMERS NEED SERIOUS HELP:
People LITERARY got murdered cause they won the round..
#6: DON'T FUCK WITH 4CHAN:
It never ends well..
#7: SKIN CRAWLERS MIGHT BE REAL:
And their NOT to be fucked with..
#8: AVOID DARK CREEPY LOOKING HOSPITALS:
It never ends well..
#9: NOT "ALL" COPS CAN BE TRUSTED:
One tried stealing a guys daughter at gun point.
Another turned out to be the famish "Ted Bundy" in disguise..
#10: KNOW THE WARNINGS:
If your kid starts killing animals for pleasure.
Then you KNOW something is up..
I'm not joking. His stories are more SAD than frightening. Like a rape victim child brought into a camp which only has ONE purpose... Further traumatize her.. And worse yet, a little boy didn't take a corrupt Guru too seriously. So he tricked the boy's gullible parents into believing he'll a curse their family and he is completely unloved by them for the rest of his life. He also can't even marry. Basically his ENTIRE life is ruined, all because of that fuckin Guru asshole!
#2: THE WORLD IS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE PLACE:
This is the point behind just about ALL his videos.
As already mentioned in #1 as an example. I already mentioned the Guru.
But even worse, an serial killer raped a little girl so hard she gave birth, so the killer went on to rape the CHILD as well. And people thought it would be "funny" to tell people how to make crystals, but really their making poisonous gas and dying, and the guy telling them to do this is AWARE of this. Nightmare ALSO covered this event..
#3: NEVER TRUST STEP FATHERS:
Just ask the movie..
#4: DON'T JUDGE BY APPEARENCE:
A nice looking guy tried to kill a guy, but a scary looking guy turned out to be really kind, and saved him..
#5: ONLINE GAMERS NEED SERIOUS HELP:
People LITERARY got murdered cause they won the round..
#6: DON'T FUCK WITH 4CHAN:
It never ends well..
#7: SKIN CRAWLERS MIGHT BE REAL:
And their NOT to be fucked with..
#8: AVOID DARK CREEPY LOOKING HOSPITALS:
It never ends well..
#9: NOT "ALL" COPS CAN BE TRUSTED:
One tried stealing a guys daughter at gun point.
Another turned out to be the famish "Ted Bundy" in disguise..
#10: KNOW THE WARNINGS:
If your kid starts killing animals for pleasure.
Then you KNOW something is up..
#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or Drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..
#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..
#3:
Put on Country Music..
#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, or Drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..
#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..
#6:
Steal his X-Box..
#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..
#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..
#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..
#10:
Talk shit about his videos (just kidding)..
#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The Shark may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. Move slowly toward the shore or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the shark and the open ocean, move away, or else the Shark will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the Shark DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..
The Shark may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. Move slowly toward the shore or a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms or kick or splash while you swim..
#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the shark and the open ocean, move away, or else the Shark will feel threatened..
#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the Shark DOSE attack, you still need to stay calm. I know this is easier said than done. But. You need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..