#1: PATRICK STAR:
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves or something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, or gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If you wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally.
* Trapping Spongebob into a Wringer with super glue, and then causing the villagers to get angry at Spongebob, simply for FINALLY yelling at Patrick.
* Physically assaulting Squidward, and leading Squidward to get a retraining order.
* Stealing Spongebob's money to buy a toy they can "share".
And MUCH much more..
#2: MR KRABS:
He use to be a kind hearted, relatable, father figure to Spongebob. Still greedy back then, but not at the point of doing ILLEGAL actions. And is a bad role model to both Spongebob, AND his daughter..
#3: SPONGEBOB:
Once the MOST relatable.
Now the LEAST relatable.
He's an annoying, villainous, asshole. Who LITERARY stalks Squidward.
Leading to most SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORNS.
Pre movie episodes had the GOOD squidward torture porn.
Squidward was an arrogant, rude, selfish, bully. Who DESERVED the punishments he got.
But now.. All he dose is try to mind his own business and act like a NORMAL human being..
Patrick use to be CUTE stupidity. Like Derpy Hooves or something.
He DID care about his friends, and he had good intentions, but unwittingly leads Spongebob into danger, or gives him TERRIBLE advice.
But now, all hope of having GOOD INTENTIONS are lower and lower in each season.
If you wanna see Spongebob himself go though the SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORN theme, just watch pretty much ANY modern Patrick episode.
And according to THE CARD, Patrick implies that he might only be PRETENDING to be stupid.
But that means the "nice things" he dose to Spongebob, are all done intentionally.
* Trapping Spongebob into a Wringer with super glue, and then causing the villagers to get angry at Spongebob, simply for FINALLY yelling at Patrick.
* Physically assaulting Squidward, and leading Squidward to get a retraining order.
* Stealing Spongebob's money to buy a toy they can "share".
And MUCH much more..
#2: MR KRABS:
He use to be a kind hearted, relatable, father figure to Spongebob. Still greedy back then, but not at the point of doing ILLEGAL actions. And is a bad role model to both Spongebob, AND his daughter..
#3: SPONGEBOB:
Once the MOST relatable.
Now the LEAST relatable.
He's an annoying, villainous, asshole. Who LITERARY stalks Squidward.
Leading to most SQUIDWARD TORTURE PORNS.
Pre movie episodes had the GOOD squidward torture porn.
Squidward was an arrogant, rude, selfish, bully. Who DESERVED the punishments he got.
But now.. All he dose is try to mind his own business and act like a NORMAL human being..
#1:
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn by ACCIDENT..
KylaIsBack123 and I are secretly dating.. She's was gone for a long while, but now she's back..
#2:
I dislike the Canadian band RUSH..
#3:
I dislike sports (even hockey)..
#4:
I NEVER say "eh", but tease those that do..
#5:
I liked Jason Voorhees BEFORE having liked Freddy Krueger..
#6:
I was the first of my family to watch BIG BANG THEORY. And now we ALL watch it..
#7:
I originally watched my little pony as a JOKE.
Same with South Park..
#8:
The first person I EVER met on Fanpop is called Ecology (I think).
He was GAY actually. But I don't judge. And no, it's NOT why we kinda lost touch..
#9:
As a little boy I was scared of literary ANYTHING.
Now it's the OPPOSITE.
Very little scares me (movie wise at least).
#10:
I found KoRn by ACCIDENT..