#1:
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.
#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..
#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are you fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are you on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.
#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.
#5: REPUBLICAN SPACE RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. You came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't even speak American!
ALIEN: Yes I do. I said welcome.
#6:
TV: God, watching other people play poker is SO AWESOME!!
#7: NUCA:
Narrator: Once you see a monkey dressed as Hitlar, it'll change the way you view the war forever.
#8: MOLLIS PILLS:
GIRL: That was amazing.. Can I see you tomorrow?
GUY: Yeah.. Can you use the back door, so my friends don't see?
GIRL: ASSHOLE!!
#9: WING IT:
NARRATOR: Wing it. The computer software, that turns any empty, tedious, meeting. Into a empty, tedious, sales pitch.. It's a electronic slideshow. Move up the food chain in "your" office, and be a success.
COSTOMER: I never went to collage, or had any real training. But thanks to Wing It. I don't need it. I got slides wit sound effects! All kinds of crazy shit!
NARRATOR: Wow people with slide shows.. Avoid eye contact, or proper discussion. Their SO 20th century.
#10:
RADIO: Watch as formal celebrities who hit rock bottom, STAY THERE!!
#11: REPUBLICAN SPACE RANGERS:
NARRATOR: (Dick gets drunk and defecates in a U.S. Capitol model that was placed on the main stage. As the crowd cheers for him) Will Dick become the next president of United States?.. Find out next time.
#12:
TV: I wouldn't be here today, if my kids haven't beat the shit out of me.. Buy my book.. Hitting kids works wonders.
WEAZEL NEWS: The police are asking citizens to be alert and mistrustful of anyone who doesn't look like them.
#2:
WEAZEL NEWS: We looked around for some intelligent witnesses. But all we could find was "this" man..
#3: SCOOTER:
Narrator: And too answer the question.. Are you fat because your on a scooter.. Or.. Are you on a scooter because your fat.. Who cares. Your on a scooter, and their not.
#4: MUMMIFIED:
Narrator: Listen to this pleased costomer.. I SWEAR I didn't pay him.
#5: REPUBLICAN SPACE RANGERS:
ALIEN: The gods are right. You came.. Greetings.
COMMANDER: God damn it! This asshole don't even speak American!
ALIEN: Yes I do. I said welcome.
#6:
TV: God, watching other people play poker is SO AWESOME!!
#7: NUCA:
Narrator: Once you see a monkey dressed as Hitlar, it'll change the way you view the war forever.
#8: MOLLIS PILLS:
GIRL: That was amazing.. Can I see you tomorrow?
GUY: Yeah.. Can you use the back door, so my friends don't see?
GIRL: ASSHOLE!!
#9: WING IT:
NARRATOR: Wing it. The computer software, that turns any empty, tedious, meeting. Into a empty, tedious, sales pitch.. It's a electronic slideshow. Move up the food chain in "your" office, and be a success.
COSTOMER: I never went to collage, or had any real training. But thanks to Wing It. I don't need it. I got slides wit sound effects! All kinds of crazy shit!
NARRATOR: Wow people with slide shows.. Avoid eye contact, or proper discussion. Their SO 20th century.
#10:
RADIO: Watch as formal celebrities who hit rock bottom, STAY THERE!!
#11: REPUBLICAN SPACE RANGERS:
NARRATOR: (Dick gets drunk and defecates in a U.S. Capitol model that was placed on the main stage. As the crowd cheers for him) Will Dick become the next president of United States?.. Find out next time.
#12:
TV: I wouldn't be here today, if my kids haven't beat the shit out of me.. Buy my book.. Hitting kids works wonders.
#1: WHITE AMERICA:
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#2: GO TO SLEEP:
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#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:
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#4: RAP GOD:
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#5: DEMON INSIDE:
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#6: WITHOUT ME:
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#7: ROLE MODEL:
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#8: THE WAY I AM:
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#9: KIM:
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#10:
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#2: GO TO SLEEP:
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#3: TILL I COLLAPSE:
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#4: RAP GOD:
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#5: DEMON INSIDE:
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#6: WITHOUT ME:
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#7: ROLE MODEL:
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#8: THE WAY I AM:
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#9: KIM:
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#10:
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Sorry if the links fail.
If so,you can still find it by the "names"