spikes_girl I love this one the best: Kate: Okay, Castle, but it's accompany and observe, not participate and annoy. Got it? Castle: Participate and annoy is a lot more fun, but alright. LOL great quotes in here!

Cinders Here are a few more that I love: Martha: That makes about as much sense as 'Mousetrap.' I did that play eight times a week for a year, I still have no idea what it's about! Castle: Guess who's got a date with a prostitute! Castle: How often are people killed in neighborhoods like this? Beckett: Same as anywhere else, Castle, just the once. Castle: Someone say murder? Hold on, I'll get my coat! Esposito: Look at him, all excited. Beckett: Yeah, like a kid at Christmas. Ryan: With a dead body under the tree. EDIT: Also: Beckett: We dated for six months. Castle: I didn't ask. Beckett: You were not asking very loudly. Castle: I know, I'm like a Jedi like that.

BlazeROCKS101 These are great,I love the "participate and annoy" one,it's hilarious.

lopiuyb202 haha, these made me laugh! you should get some from season 2 though!

fantasticpraju i just love these... season 2's e1 better though

aashiledhawan i also love the one in 'vampire weekend', when they r trying to find vixen, the vampire and Ryan mentions his ex-girlfriend. "Ryan: I had a girlfriend who was into the 'lifestyle'. Esposito: So what happend, did the relationship SUCK??".

kiersten11 Beckett: That's why she was throwing herself at you. She wanted you to recommend her for the part. Castle: What? Beckett: For the record, she's nothing like Nikki Heat. Castle: Oh! You just can't stand it that a beautiful actress is actually interested in me. Beckett: Why would I care? Castle: Exactly. That's a good question. Why would you care? Beckett: I don't! Castle: Fine! I'm gonna go get some coffee. Beckett: Fine! I've got work to do Beckett: Ellie Monroe, huh? Castle: Yeah, she's pretty upset about this whole Bobby Mann thing. That we were his last guests. She thinks it would be comforting if we were to be together. Beckett: "Comforting?" Is that what the cool kids call it these days? Kevin Ryan : Aren't famous people crazy and narcissistic? Kate Beckett : I don't know. Gotta ask Castle. Castle: Do you believe people get what they deserve? Beckett: Well, if they do then I must have done something terrible to be punished with you. Castle: Funny. Beckett: You know Castle, sometimes I forget that you have such a capacity for pure innocence in your life. Castle: Yeah, plus it was a great place to pickup chicks. Beckett: Then you open your mouth and you ruin it.

bellapaige88 Season 3 Episode 1: "A Deadly Affair" Ryan: Looks like he is back in the town. Esposito: Nice of him to call. Beckett: Ok, you guys can stop pining for your girlfriend, we got a body full of holes Ryan (looking at cut out of Castle): He really is ruggedly handsome. Ryan: (drops egg off desk) Beckett: Are you guys re-enacting the "Humpty Dumpty crime scene?" Beckett: Don't think this means you won the bet. All we know is they are connected, not how. Castle: I missed you, too. Beckett: CIA is a popular choice with you. Castle: Well yes. Law of averages demands I will eventually be right. Lanie: I heard you made an interesting arrest today, want to talk about it? Beckett: No. Lanie: Ok, keep hold all that in, you're gonna get an ulcer. Ryan: I almost shot Castle, what? He had a gun. Esposito: should have let you shoot him, would have served him right for not calling. Castle: You sound jealous. Beckett: Jealous of you and your second ex-wife and publisher. Tell me does she make you do *everything* on a deadline? Castle: She knew that I had a relationship with you... er... with the NYPD Episode 3: "Under the Gun" Beckett [to Royce]: I was drowning and you were dry land. Castle: You guys, I think I know what this is. Its a treasure map!! Beckett: You got a romance going on, Castle? Random Pierce: I wasn't running away, I was jogging. Beckett: I don't think you can handle the sight of me straddling it in tight black leather. Castle: My Spidey-Sense is tingling. Episode 2: "He's Dead, She's Dead" Beckett: Why is it so important to you that I believe all this stuff about fates, psychics, and Santa Claus? Castle: Because, if you don't even believe in the possibility of magic, you will never ever find it. Castle: He is wearing all black. Beckett: It has to be a coincidence. Castle: Or black is the new guilty. Castle: The thrill with Gina was long, long, gone. Now it's back with a vengeance. Of course, it brought along its friends "high-maintenance" and "shopaholic." Beckett: My gut say's it's not him, but we need to check his alibi. Castle: Oh, so you don't believe in fate, but your *gut* has magical properties. Castle: Surrounded my skeptics. Esposito: Called being a cop bro. Castle: Don't you believe in fate? Soul-mates? Unicorns? Faeries? Double-Rainbows? Castle: I am not saying I can speak with the dead, just that there are people in the world more sensitive than me. Beckett: Now that's not hard to believe. Castle: Walked right into that one. Ryan: uh huh. Episode 4: "Punked" Alexis to Castle: You will always be my go to guy, Dad. Alexis: How do you know when you're in love? Castle: A 200 year old bullet can only mean one thing: time travelling killer! Castle: Just saying, he was probably very comfortable when he was shot and killed. Martha: Maybe its a murder, darling, it will brighten your day. Episode 5: "Anatomy of a Murder" Castle: Nothing says I'm an ass like a bunch of helium filled rubber. Castle: urns out Greg isn't McDreamy or McSteamy...he's McSchemey. Castle: That totally makes him McSteamy. Beckett: In fact he performed a bypass surgery this morning, saved his patients life. What did you do this morning Castle? Castle: I made waffles. Gina: Do you remember our song? Castle: ACDC, You shook me all night long. Martha: You know that nurse greg fellow, he impresses me Castle: Um (pouring her a glass of wine) Martha: You know someone willing to risk it all to break his lover out of the Big house, we should all have that in our lives(takes a sip of wine) Castle: Yeah we should Martha: But the question is this, when you come right down too it, would you be willing, to break her out of Prison, because that my boy is true love (Martha walks off and Castle sits there and thinks about it) Esposito: That was a nice thing you guys did in there (Kate walks down the hall, still in ear shot, signing something, the boys talk) Castle: I just thought after everything Greg did for her, they deserved a chance ... Beside’s if it were you and I in Amy’s shoes we would still be rotting in Prison (Kate glances down towards them, pen scribbling over paper listening) Esposito: Speak for yourself Bro, I’d escape Castle: (looking a little hurt) what you’d just leave me there Esposito: It’s the Law of the Jungle, I’ve got to look out for Número uno Castle: Wow nothing like a hypothetical prison term to know who your friends really are (Kate walks back down towards themand answers in passing) Kate: Don’t worry Castle, I’d get ya out She continues walking, thinking he is following, Castle is standing there dumbstruck, Esposito a little surprised, Martha’s words running through Rick’s mind ... she stops a couple of metres from them when she realizes he’s not following, turns looks at them both and asks Castle Kate: You Coming” Castle is pulled from his thoughts and answers “Yeah” He then followers her out of the bullpen, Esposito still standing in his spot grinning like a kid who just seen Santa. Episode 6: "3XK" Captain Montgomery: Feds say he is a white male, 25 to 45 years old. Castle: Could be me. Captain Montgomery: With a dysfunctional relationship with his mother. Castle: Still me. Captain Montgomery: He has a menial unimportant job. Beckett: Definitely you. Castle: Just for that my next book is based on Esposito. Episode 7: "Almost Famous" Martha: Auditions are like men, there is always another one around the corner. Castle: Haven't these guys gotten the memo about the correlation between sun tanning and skin cancer? Castle: Firemen? Really? Isn't that a little cliche? Castle: Ladies, I am not a stripper, though I can understand how you'd make that mistake. Castle: Have you ever heard of a brilliant doctor named Doogie Howser? Castle: I had a dream I was floating on a lily pad with the Swedish swim team giving great reviews to Nikki Heat.

ReaderZ Got the one from Nikki Heat when Beckett asks castle why he didnt sleep with Natalie rhodes?

Becklefan32199 the things that they say to each other are just too much! too cute!

siriusblack4eva "Oh my God. This is quite possibly the worst coffee I've ever tasted. It's actually kind of fascinating. It tastes like a...(pauses to sip the coffee) it tastes like a monkey peed in battery acid. Try some?" Awesome! Love it! Lol. XP