In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like hey are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me you freak you tried to kill me dammit Get away from me. Yet she takes Edward Yes the Edward who allegedly "punched a ragged hole through my chest" ( Her word not mine) And made her into an insane dulesional pscotic adrenaline junkie. I soo would not have done that it is part of my personal rulebook Never let a man play mind games with you and that is what Edward is doing to her. Yet she is all Oh of course my hot Vampire B/F (soon to fiancee) nothing atall matters now that you are here not even my best frien Jacob (who I am in love with) I love you. OMFG! Sm really needs to get rid of Mary sue!!!
My opinion of Edward Cullen
Make no mistakes I am team Edward but with reservations... In the books he seems all nice and romantic but whether that is more to do with when he was "reborn" as a "Glorius immortal God" of a Meyerpire but maybe it has more to do with maybe SM's Love life is lacking somewhat... but anyway back to my original point In the flim they make him a brash arrogant moody sonovabitch and he is 108 i mean a 108 year old guy dating a 17 year old Mary sue hmmm... I don't mean to be disrespectful each to their own and all that but do you (the very much loved reader of this article) think Bella would see anything in him If he DID look his age? I think not. So If perchanceEdward and Bella did not end up together what would SM's story have been like then hmm? Interesting thought for you all isn't it? So that is the real question my friends, is Stephanie meyers love life lacking? Is Edward an arrogant Brute or a control freak or is he Jealos of Bellas relationship with Jacob Black (the wetrewolf or is shapeshifter more apprpriate with whom she is in love with) and does not want to lose her?
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or as Bella would say arrrghhh my heart you have cruelly torn out my heart and stamped jumped and then spat on with your sparkly Meyerpirelube and left me to wither like a dying plant. *sob sob* hahaha!!!
Oh hang on a moment also could someone please enlighten me as to why he is with her? Because I have no ida. If I were Edward I would have succumbed to "the unbearably sweet fragrance" of her blood and killed her. He would have been much better off and it would make a better story!
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like hey are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me you freak you tried to kill me dammit Get away from me. Yet she takes Edward Yes the Edward who allegedly "punched a ragged hole through my chest" ( Her word not mine) And made her into an insane dulesional pscotic adrenaline junkie. I soo would not have done that it is part of my personal rulebook Never let a man play mind games with you and that is what Edward is doing to her. Yet she is all Oh of course my hot Vampire B/F (soon to fiancee) nothing atall matters now that you are here not even my best frien Jacob (who I am in love with) I love you. OMFG! Sm really needs to get rid of Mary sue!!!
My opinion of Edward Cullen
Make no mistakes I am team Edward but with reservations... In the books he seems all nice and romantic but whether that is more to do with when he was "reborn" as a "Glorius immortal God" of a Meyerpire but maybe it has more to do with maybe SM's Love life is lacking somewhat... but anyway back to my original point In the flim they make him a brash arrogant moody sonovabitch and he is 108 i mean a 108 year old guy dating a 17 year old Mary sue hmmm... I don't mean to be disrespectful each to their own and all that but do you (the very much loved reader of this article) think Bella would see anything in him If he DID look his age? I think not. So If perchanceEdward and Bella did not end up together what would SM's story have been like then hmm? Interesting thought for you all isn't it? So that is the real question my friends, is Stephanie meyers love life lacking? Is Edward an arrogant Brute or a control freak or is he Jealos of Bellas relationship with Jacob Black (the wetrewolf or is shapeshifter more apprpriate with whom she is in love with) and does not want to lose her?
Please comment on the effectiveness of the point of my article hope you enjoyed reading it.
or as Bella would say arrrghhh my heart you have cruelly torn out my heart and stamped jumped and then spat on with your sparkly Meyerpirelube and left me to wither like a dying plant. *sob sob* hahaha!!!
Oh hang on a moment also could someone please enlighten me as to why he is with her? Because I have no ida. If I were Edward I would have succumbed to "the unbearably sweet fragrance" of her blood and killed her. He would have been much better off and it would make a better story!
