As Cornelius Fudge walked by, engrossed in conversation with some lady, Voldemort debated and decided against Imperiusing him to do something stupid in front of everybody. He would have plenty of time to embarrass that idiot Minister when he finally rose to full power again.
“Good day”, said Fudge as he walked by the disguised evil lord. “Good day, Minister”, he replied, trying hard to keep the usual sneer out of his voice. Then, he caught a good look at the lady talking to Fudge, and his mind went blank. Suddenly he couldn’t remember what he was doing or who he was. He was just concentrating on the breathtaking woman currently talking to the Minister of Magic.
She was short and chubby, wearing a garish pink outfit that most would have run away screaming “AAAGH MY EYES MY EYES” at the sight of, though Voldemorts initial impression of it was that it was adorable. The woman had short, limp, curly brown hair, dishwater eyes, and a little bow in her hair. She looked rather like a toad, with the little ribbon resembling a large fly that would probably soon be her next meal. To most people, she would have appeared quite repulsive, but to Voldemort she was perfect.
He rather liked toads, next to snakes they were his favorite animals. Not that he’d ever tell anyone that.
“Excuse me, are you all right sir?”, asked a man, who had just stepped out of a nearby fireplace.
Voldemort nearly crucio-ed the man before speedily remembering who he was impersonating.
He then realized that he had been staring, openmouthed at the woman, and had drool coming out of his mouth.
He quickly shut his mouth, then asked, “Who’s that lady next to Fudge?”
“That’s Dolores Umbridge, she’s the new Senior Undersecretary to the Minister”, he replied. “She’s not really much of a looker, huh? Reminds me of a toad, and have you seen her office? Hideous”.
Voldemort lost control. This insignificant idiot had just insulted the most beautiful, amazingly toad like woman he had ever seen!
Voldemort stunned the man and then gasped in horror at a lady nearby.
“How could you do that to a colleague?!?”, he shouted at her, pointing first at her, then at the stunned man on the floor.
She didn’t even have time to declare her innocence before she was hauled away and handcuffed by two burly security wizards.
People were clapping the disguised Voldemort on the back and congratulating him for figuring out who had just stunned the man, who had turned out to be the Ministers Junior assistant, but he shrugged them off and hurried after Fudge and the beautiful Dolores Umbridge.
Voldemort walked a few paces behind them and eavesdropped on their conversation.
“…I quite agree, Minister. And that horrible Harry Potter boy is to blame, spreading lies, as usual”, she was saying.
Voldemort nearly swooned. She was beautiful, as well as sharing his hatred of Harry Potter? For the first time ever, the Dark Lord was in love.
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