Chris: Welcome back to Total Drama Adventure! We saw last time that Skipper made a move on Crystal-for a brief moment. Will they become friends? Find out right here-right now!! On Total...Drama....Adventure!!!!
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*opening sequence*
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(Team Zoey in mansion)
Gwen: We're on a serious winning streak!
Kowalski: Pretty much, but we WON'T be if there's two COUPLES ON THIS TEAM!!!! AND MAYBE EVEN THREE!!
Gwen: I do NOT like Cody.
Kowalski: Still counts.
Gwen: Oh and you forgot Dawn!! She's always meditating! She's no good either!!
And let's not forget Private who DITCHED US to help the other team!!! But that's kinda Mike's fault too....
Kowalski: Speaking of Private, where is he anyway?
Gwen: I don't know. Let's go to the bowling alley.
(Team Triumph in hotel)
Duncan: Hey, I guess second place ain't that bad.
Heather: OH SHUT IT. I'm going to the indoor pool with DJ.
(at the indoor pool)
Everyone was at the indoor pool except Izzy.
DJ: Where's Izzy?
Suddenly a giant splash happened.
Everyone blasted out of the pool and onto the island.
Izzy: cannonball.
Crystal: UGH
(Team Losers in house)
Marlene: WHERE'S ANTONIO???!!!
Rico: i dunno
Ann Maria: *sprays her hair*
Suddenly Antonio the Otter came into the room.
Antonio: Hello senora Maria.
Marlene: Hello senor Antonio. *drools*
Ann Maria: Whatever. *looks at him* HOLY SHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rico: huh
Chris (on loudspeaker): Come on to get on the plane.
The contestants got on.
= 50 minutes later =
The contestants got off.
Chris: Welcome to Liberia City!!
Mike and Zoey were too busy kissing.
Heather: Ugh....
DJ: Cool...
Duncan: How is this place cool? It's a peice of-
Chris: Your challenge is to search through the ruins of the biggest tower of the city and find a car. Then do a race and the first team to finish wins! Second gets second and last gets DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!!!
Ann Maria: HEY NO MORE DOUBLE ELIMINATIONS!!!!
Chris: I swear to my heart no more double eliminations on this season.
Rico: YYAAAAYY
Marlene: It's about time.
Chris: Ready...set...go!!!
(Team Losers)
Rico: Hmm....
Ann Maria: *sprays her hair*
Rico: STOCK SPAIN YOUR HEAD!!!
Ann Maria: Uh no!! Your'e just jealous of my looks!!!
Rico regurgitated a mallet.
Ann Maria: WOAH!!!
She dropped her can of hair spray.
Rico smashed it and it exploded.
Rico: O_O EXPLOSIOOONNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ann Maria: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Rico: NOOO!!! IN DEBICK IN DEBICK
Ann Maria: Well, everyone says the good spraypaint is in Mexico...
Rico: yeahyeahyeah
Ann Maria: It's too much. No can do Rico.
Rico: Hmm....
He reguritated some good shovels again.
Ann Maria: Eew. It's slimy. Sorry penguin but no.
Rico: *sigh* Why do I do ebby thang???
He started digging.
Marlene and Antonio were too busy flirting.
(Team Zoey)
Kowalski: This is just to hard. But not without science!!! *grabs science kit*
Kowalski: According to this map of this building...
Gwen: UGH!!! WHERE'S PRIVATE???!!!
(Team Triumph)
Duncan: What is that penguin doing here?
Izzy: Helping us.
Duncan: Oh.....okay!!!
Crystal: Here Private
She threw a shovel at him
Private: ow...Thanks!
Skipper: Hey Crystal...are you two in an alliance?
Crystal: Nope.
Skipper: So....I think you're lying!!
Crystal: Fine! We do have an alliance.
Skipper: Let's merge to make a bigger alliance. 5 penguins together.
Crystal: NO! hmmmmm..... I mean sure!
Skipper: Great.
Crystal: It looks like the other penguins are in our alliance.
Private: Awesome! We can be the final 5!!!
Crystal *whispers* like that'll happen....
Private: Huh?
Crystal: Nothing....hey! I see the car parts!
Private: Just some building and we'll be the ones winning!
Izzy: I found some car parts too.
Duncan: Me too.
Crystal: Hey Private can you help me build my car?
Private: Well I guess but I'll have to dig for mine. But sure.
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Crystal: Time to work on Skipper.
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Crystal: Hey Skipper!
Skipper: Crystal? Can't you see I'm digging? And I think I found something.
Crystal: Can you help us build our car parts?
Skipper: Well I don't think-
Crystal: But us penguins have to stick together, so let's-
Skipper: Fine.
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Crystal: That was easy.
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Soon, the 5 penguins, Gwen, Cody, Sierra, Duncan. DJ, Heather and Lindsay had their cars ready.
Rico: My boat ready!!!
He looked at the rest of his team.
Rico: ugh...I hab to fimd the OTHER'S CAHS? UGGH!!! WE'LL LOSER.
Chris: 1 more minute to be in the competition!!
Rico: *sigh*
He regurgitated a giant chainsaw. He pointed it at Chris.
Chris: Fine, you can be in the challenge.
Ready...set....go!!!!
They started racing.
Dawn: Hey, Chris!
Chris: How did you get here?
Dawn: Oh, I used a shortcut.
Crystal: Hey Skipper!!! Thanks for building my car!!
Skipper: Ugh.....no problem.........
Private: AAAH!!! IT'S A BIRD!!!
He fell off Liberian Cliff.
Crystal: Ouch...
Skipper: PRIVATE!!!!
Crystal: Wait...
There was a big jump to get to the other cliff.
Crystal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
She made it.
So did Skipper, Gwen, Cody and Izzy.
Lindsay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
She fell off.
Kowalski: OH MY....
He made it, but when he landed his car exploded. Sierra who was nearby flew into the air.
Kowalski: *coughs* oww
Rico: EXPLOSIOONSSSS
His car went in circles and he crashed into a tree.
Chris: Well it looks like Rico's team is losing. I wonder what team will win.
Crystal: It's the finish line!
Skipper: OH YEAH???!!!
He crashed into Crystal.
Crystal: WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM!!!! IF I CRASH IT'S A LESS CHANCE OF WINNING!
Skipper: FINE BY ME!!!
He kept on crashing.
Crystal: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!
Skipper: I'M NOT TRYING TO KILL YOU!!! I'M JUST TRYING TO
Suddenly they both crashed into a tree.
Chris: Well 2 down from Team Triumph. 6 to go.
Suddenly Mike, Zoey, Cody and Gwen got to the finish line.
Chris: 5/6 contestants from Team Zoey. Where's Sierra?
Suddenly Sierra fell from the sky.
Chris: Team Zoey wins!
Team Losers LOSES for the THIRD TIME IN A ROW.
Elimination Time!!!!
Chris: Okay. Here are the votes:
1 vote for Ann Maria.
1 vote for Marlene.
2nd vote for Ann Maria, so she's eliminated obviously.
last vote is for.............
Marlene.
Marlene: Oh come on! The awesomness..I mean the drama just got here!
Chris: Goodbye Marlene.
Ann Maria: Hey whatever I'm worth a billion easy.
Marlene: Oh gosh....
These are the results on the show.
Team Zoey:
Gwen
Cody
Mike
Sierra
Private
Kowalski
Zoey
Dawn
Team Triumph:
Izzy
Crystal
Lindsay
Heather
DJ
Skipper
Duncan
Jo
Team Losers:
Rico
Marlene
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*opening sequence*
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(Team Zoey in mansion)
Gwen: We're on a serious winning streak!
Kowalski: Pretty much, but we WON'T be if there's two COUPLES ON THIS TEAM!!!! AND MAYBE EVEN THREE!!
Gwen: I do NOT like Cody.
Kowalski: Still counts.
Gwen: Oh and you forgot Dawn!! She's always meditating! She's no good either!!
And let's not forget Private who DITCHED US to help the other team!!! But that's kinda Mike's fault too....
Kowalski: Speaking of Private, where is he anyway?
Gwen: I don't know. Let's go to the bowling alley.
(Team Triumph in hotel)
Duncan: Hey, I guess second place ain't that bad.
Heather: OH SHUT IT. I'm going to the indoor pool with DJ.
(at the indoor pool)
Everyone was at the indoor pool except Izzy.
DJ: Where's Izzy?
Suddenly a giant splash happened.
Everyone blasted out of the pool and onto the island.
Izzy: cannonball.
Crystal: UGH
(Team Losers in house)
Marlene: WHERE'S ANTONIO???!!!
Rico: i dunno
Ann Maria: *sprays her hair*
Suddenly Antonio the Otter came into the room.
Antonio: Hello senora Maria.
Marlene: Hello senor Antonio. *drools*
Ann Maria: Whatever. *looks at him* HOLY SHRIMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rico: huh
Chris (on loudspeaker): Come on to get on the plane.
The contestants got on.
= 50 minutes later =
The contestants got off.
Chris: Welcome to Liberia City!!
Mike and Zoey were too busy kissing.
Heather: Ugh....
DJ: Cool...
Duncan: How is this place cool? It's a peice of-
Chris: Your challenge is to search through the ruins of the biggest tower of the city and find a car. Then do a race and the first team to finish wins! Second gets second and last gets DOUBLE ELIMINATION!!!!
Ann Maria: HEY NO MORE DOUBLE ELIMINATIONS!!!!
Chris: I swear to my heart no more double eliminations on this season.
Rico: YYAAAAYY
Marlene: It's about time.
Chris: Ready...set...go!!!
(Team Losers)
Rico: Hmm....
Ann Maria: *sprays her hair*
Rico: STOCK SPAIN YOUR HEAD!!!
Ann Maria: Uh no!! Your'e just jealous of my looks!!!
Rico regurgitated a mallet.
Ann Maria: WOAH!!!
She dropped her can of hair spray.
Rico smashed it and it exploded.
Rico: O_O EXPLOSIOOONNNNNNSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
Ann Maria: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Rico: NOOO!!! IN DEBICK IN DEBICK
Ann Maria: Well, everyone says the good spraypaint is in Mexico...
Rico: yeahyeahyeah
Ann Maria: It's too much. No can do Rico.
Rico: Hmm....
He reguritated some good shovels again.
Ann Maria: Eew. It's slimy. Sorry penguin but no.
Rico: *sigh* Why do I do ebby thang???
He started digging.
Marlene and Antonio were too busy flirting.
(Team Zoey)
Kowalski: This is just to hard. But not without science!!! *grabs science kit*
Kowalski: According to this map of this building...
Gwen: UGH!!! WHERE'S PRIVATE???!!!
(Team Triumph)
Duncan: What is that penguin doing here?
Izzy: Helping us.
Duncan: Oh.....okay!!!
Crystal: Here Private
She threw a shovel at him
Private: ow...Thanks!
Skipper: Hey Crystal...are you two in an alliance?
Crystal: Nope.
Skipper: So....I think you're lying!!
Crystal: Fine! We do have an alliance.
Skipper: Let's merge to make a bigger alliance. 5 penguins together.
Crystal: NO! hmmmmm..... I mean sure!
Skipper: Great.
Crystal: It looks like the other penguins are in our alliance.
Private: Awesome! We can be the final 5!!!
Crystal *whispers* like that'll happen....
Private: Huh?
Crystal: Nothing....hey! I see the car parts!
Private: Just some building and we'll be the ones winning!
Izzy: I found some car parts too.
Duncan: Me too.
Crystal: Hey Private can you help me build my car?
Private: Well I guess but I'll have to dig for mine. But sure.
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Crystal: Time to work on Skipper.
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Crystal: Hey Skipper!
Skipper: Crystal? Can't you see I'm digging? And I think I found something.
Crystal: Can you help us build our car parts?
Skipper: Well I don't think-
Crystal: But us penguins have to stick together, so let's-
Skipper: Fine.
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Crystal: That was easy.
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Soon, the 5 penguins, Gwen, Cody, Sierra, Duncan. DJ, Heather and Lindsay had their cars ready.
Rico: My boat ready!!!
He looked at the rest of his team.
Rico: ugh...I hab to fimd the OTHER'S CAHS? UGGH!!! WE'LL LOSER.
Chris: 1 more minute to be in the competition!!
Rico: *sigh*
He regurgitated a giant chainsaw. He pointed it at Chris.
Chris: Fine, you can be in the challenge.
Ready...set....go!!!!
They started racing.
Dawn: Hey, Chris!
Chris: How did you get here?
Dawn: Oh, I used a shortcut.
Crystal: Hey Skipper!!! Thanks for building my car!!
Skipper: Ugh.....no problem.........
Private: AAAH!!! IT'S A BIRD!!!
He fell off Liberian Cliff.
Crystal: Ouch...
Skipper: PRIVATE!!!!
Crystal: Wait...
There was a big jump to get to the other cliff.
Crystal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
She made it.
So did Skipper, Gwen, Cody and Izzy.
Lindsay: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
She fell off.
Kowalski: OH MY....
He made it, but when he landed his car exploded. Sierra who was nearby flew into the air.
Kowalski: *coughs* oww
Rico: EXPLOSIOONSSSS
His car went in circles and he crashed into a tree.
Chris: Well it looks like Rico's team is losing. I wonder what team will win.
Crystal: It's the finish line!
Skipper: OH YEAH???!!!
He crashed into Crystal.
Crystal: WE'RE ON THE SAME TEAM!!!! IF I CRASH IT'S A LESS CHANCE OF WINNING!
Skipper: FINE BY ME!!!
He kept on crashing.
Crystal: WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME???!!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??!!!
Skipper: I'M NOT TRYING TO KILL YOU!!! I'M JUST TRYING TO
Suddenly they both crashed into a tree.
Chris: Well 2 down from Team Triumph. 6 to go.
Suddenly Mike, Zoey, Cody and Gwen got to the finish line.
Chris: 5/6 contestants from Team Zoey. Where's Sierra?
Suddenly Sierra fell from the sky.
Chris: Team Zoey wins!
Team Losers LOSES for the THIRD TIME IN A ROW.
Elimination Time!!!!
Chris: Okay. Here are the votes:
1 vote for Ann Maria.
1 vote for Marlene.
2nd vote for Ann Maria, so she's eliminated obviously.
last vote is for.............
Marlene.
Marlene: Oh come on! The awesomness..I mean the drama just got here!
Chris: Goodbye Marlene.
Ann Maria: Hey whatever I'm worth a billion easy.
Marlene: Oh gosh....
These are the results on the show.
Team Zoey:
Gwen
Cody
Mike
Sierra
Private
Kowalski
Zoey
Dawn
Team Triumph:
Izzy
Crystal
Lindsay
Heather
DJ
Skipper
Duncan
Jo
Team Losers:
Rico
Marlene
All the dreams I had
Gone in an instant
Come on over here
And just please listen
Try not to feel down
Down enough to drown
in your tears
When you see it in your eye
And you know you're gonna cry
Just try to find a happy place
If you want to leave without a trace
You know the feeling
When your not healing
The filling
When
Your'e all alone again
In the dark
Every now and then
You feel a spark
A spark in your heart
That's the feeling
When you're lost
and all alone again
When you're lost
Lost in space
You're lost in words
You can't say a word
You are lost from yards
Yards away from love
You know the feeling
When your not healing
The filling
When
Your'e all alone again
In the dark
Every now and then
You feel a spark
A spark in your heart
That's the feeling
When you're lost
and all alone again
Gone in an instant
Come on over here
And just please listen
Try not to feel down
Down enough to drown
in your tears
When you see it in your eye
And you know you're gonna cry
Just try to find a happy place
If you want to leave without a trace
You know the feeling
When your not healing
The filling
When
Your'e all alone again
In the dark
Every now and then
You feel a spark
A spark in your heart
That's the feeling
When you're lost
and all alone again
When you're lost
Lost in space
You're lost in words
You can't say a word
You are lost from yards
Yards away from love
You know the feeling
When your not healing
The filling
When
Your'e all alone again
In the dark
Every now and then
You feel a spark
A spark in your heart
That's the feeling
When you're lost
and all alone again
This might be wierd but it's a parody of the original rap. It's about spammers, trolls and mispelling on the internet. I thought it was a good and better version when I finished.
Stupidity falls across the web
Users with their brain cells dead
These morons can't spell 'good'
And correcting them is called rude
But trolling them is a piece of cake
They respond,they've made a mistake
For they will face complaints from Hell
Time to fight,let's ring the bell
The smell of stupid's in the air
Morning til midnight,they don't care
See dumbasses from across the world
From your grandma to a little girl
And though you fight to stay awake
These website seriously needs a cop
For no mere mortal can survive
The idiocy of Fanpop
Stupidity falls across the web
Users with their brain cells dead
These morons can't spell 'good'
And correcting them is called rude
But trolling them is a piece of cake
They respond,they've made a mistake
For they will face complaints from Hell
Time to fight,let's ring the bell
The smell of stupid's in the air
Morning til midnight,they don't care
See dumbasses from across the world
From your grandma to a little girl
And though you fight to stay awake
These website seriously needs a cop
For no mere mortal can survive
The idiocy of Fanpop