STORY
It all started with the First Universe. An animal stumbled across a Paradox and activated it. The First Universe was swallowed into a Paradox. In this empty white space, the animal found Consciousness. It realized that, in a Paradox, the laws of Nature do not apply. So, as it got bored, it created a new universe. In this Second Universe, the Animal created a sentient species. Soon, this sentient species created a new Paradox. That was many, many universes ago. We are the current universe, the New Universe, and it is our job to find a new Paradox and launch ourselves into a new world.
RELIGIOUS FIGURES
FanPOPe: Spotty_Vision21
Secretary of the POP: EverybodyLies
Vice FanPOPe: DarkSarcasm
Messiah: (unborn) Emmett Almighty Dazzum (the son of DarkSarcasm)
Deities: F4 and the following ‘poppers: Cinders, claire-aka-bob, Harold, Dazl, johnminh, Cammie, knifewrench, hooch-is-crazy, DrDevience, Lars, chel1395, misanthrope86, amazondebs, pollyloveshouse, saul_mikoliunas, germany123, aholic, ineedcoffee, oblix, temptasia, ShadowFlame, cowgirlfromhell, oldmovie, blisslikethis, maybeastarbucks
TRADITIONS
-Daily pilgrimage to Fanpop
-Attempting paradoxes whenever possible (like dividing by zero)
-Smoke pot
-Vote bimonthly on FOTF
-Dress code: buttless chaps
-Pray once a week
-Eat pizza on that day
-Watch at least one episode of House a month
-Women > men
HOLIDAYS
Stupid lovey-couples day: Lovey-dovey couples act more lovey-dovey than usual and annoy the crap out of everyone else: Feb. 14
Ides of March: Mourn Caesar: March 15
April Fools: Prank the crap out of people: April 1
June Day: Everyone always neglects this month. Everyone gets drunk and eats cake. June 3
Stalking Day: Find someone new to stalk: August 15
Halloween: Scare little children. October 31
EverbodyLies Day: Give stuff to EL. November 1
Spotty_Vision21 Day: Give stuff to SV21. November 18
Thankstaking: Demand thanks from your friends. November 25
Christnahanukah: DarkSarcasm and hooch-is-crazy jump down chimneys and give gifts and take beer every night for 8 days, Dec. 18-Dec. 26
HOLY STUFF
Book: Fanpop's Guide to the Universe
Holy Place: Soon to be the Vatican, we are invading. We plan to paint it with the story and Fapoppers and Fanpop.
It all started with the First Universe. An animal stumbled across a Paradox and activated it. The First Universe was swallowed into a Paradox. In this empty white space, the animal found Consciousness. It realized that, in a Paradox, the laws of Nature do not apply. So, as it got bored, it created a new universe. In this Second Universe, the Animal created a sentient species. Soon, this sentient species created a new Paradox. That was many, many universes ago. We are the current universe, the New Universe, and it is our job to find a new Paradox and launch ourselves into a new world.
RELIGIOUS FIGURES
FanPOPe: Spotty_Vision21
Secretary of the POP: EverybodyLies
Vice FanPOPe: DarkSarcasm
Messiah: (unborn) Emmett Almighty Dazzum (the son of DarkSarcasm)
Deities: F4 and the following ‘poppers: Cinders, claire-aka-bob, Harold, Dazl, johnminh, Cammie, knifewrench, hooch-is-crazy, DrDevience, Lars, chel1395, misanthrope86, amazondebs, pollyloveshouse, saul_mikoliunas, germany123, aholic, ineedcoffee, oblix, temptasia, ShadowFlame, cowgirlfromhell, oldmovie, blisslikethis, maybeastarbucks
TRADITIONS
-Daily pilgrimage to Fanpop
-Attempting paradoxes whenever possible (like dividing by zero)
-Smoke pot
-Vote bimonthly on FOTF
-Dress code: buttless chaps
-Pray once a week
-Eat pizza on that day
-Watch at least one episode of House a month
-Women > men
HOLIDAYS
Stupid lovey-couples day: Lovey-dovey couples act more lovey-dovey than usual and annoy the crap out of everyone else: Feb. 14
Ides of March: Mourn Caesar: March 15
April Fools: Prank the crap out of people: April 1
June Day: Everyone always neglects this month. Everyone gets drunk and eats cake. June 3
Stalking Day: Find someone new to stalk: August 15
Halloween: Scare little children. October 31
EverbodyLies Day: Give stuff to EL. November 1
Spotty_Vision21 Day: Give stuff to SV21. November 18
Thankstaking: Demand thanks from your friends. November 25
Christnahanukah: DarkSarcasm and hooch-is-crazy jump down chimneys and give gifts and take beer every night for 8 days, Dec. 18-Dec. 26
HOLY STUFF
Book: Fanpop's Guide to the Universe
Holy Place: Soon to be the Vatican, we are invading. We plan to paint it with the story and Fapoppers and Fanpop.
