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The Titanclad warship, it is very simply said. First you may ask, what is a Titanclad warship? Well, to sum it all up, it's the most unsinkable, indestructable superweapon of the high seas. Generally, these ships are small, at least less than the size of a football field, pretty small for a "Powerful warship" right? We'll get to why it's small in a minute, but for now, let's just browse through the 4 types of Titanclad warship.

Class 4500B gauge hull slicer: These Titanclads are the most common, and make up 65% of the Antarctic Penguin Navy fleet, they are the small ones and are so for several reasons. First of all, the ships are made of 4 6-inch layers of Titanium hull, (Hence the name Titanclads) which means that a single square yard of the hull weighs 470.57 pounds, which means if you make a very large one, it will sink. Secondly, it will have to support two large laser guns that can blow a wide hole into the hull of an enemy ship, plus grappling guns to shoot grappling hooks at other ships to board them, and minor cannons with torpedoes. That means it will be top-heavy and likely to bend in half if it becomes any larger. Lastly, the ships need to move fast, not clumsily, to avoid gunfire.

Class 470-HJ12K Flag ships: These are the largest group of Titanclad warships, they get to be larger than a football stadium, attaining sizes longer than the Eiffel tower is tall. They serve as flag ships, since they are too heavy to hold the grappling hook guns and extra provisions, the ships have to carry only the two laser guns and the minor cannons. They make up 15% of the APN's ships and skid across the waves rather sluggishly, at speeds of 5 miles per hour, they have one advantage though, being bigger, they don't rock in the waves as much, so less seasickness on board, new military Privates and Cadets need to rank up to Liutenant, as well as overcome seasickness, to command a Class 470-HJ12K. Antarctica's main ship: The Pride of Pacifica is a Class 470-HJ12K. This is the envy of the British, American, and Australian Navies, and the thing Obama is begging Emperor of Antarctica, Richard Dodgeson Walter, to import blueprints of these ships to the U.S. He still declines Obama's begs.

Class CS140 Rammers: These are another group of Titanclad warships, they make up another 15% of the APN's Navy, and are the fastest ships of the APN. Zipping at speeds of 84 miles per hour on a fair weather day, they build up enough force to do the thing they're good at: Ramming. They are characterized by a large spiky prow at the Bow of the ship, which will bore several incisions in an enemy ship's hull, more than enough to sink it. They have disadvantages as well, first off, the prow usually collapses and takes a good deal of the hull with it at occassions when the ship hasn't been maintained for only 2 days, second, the ship's prow causes more problems, more weight on front, the ship will sink bow-first in the water, so the prow can't be too big. Finally, the strain put in the stern of the ship from the prow can sometimes lead to the ship bursting in half and sinking, which is why they are a minority.

Class 955-HR46 Scorpion ship: These are the oddest of the Titanclad warship, like the hull slicer class, these ships have the same hull, shape, and color as a hull slicer, but the key differences are there. First off, the 955 has only one laser gun, secondly it has no smokestack, instead a grill-like opening on the sides release the smoke, and the most intriguing feature, a large, bladed, serrated, pole, that can bend back like a scorpion and lunge out, impaling another ship, and they have greedy engines that burn 940.74 gallons of biodiesel to run for only 10 minutes. In combat, the Scorpions would first circle an enemy ship, slowly getting closer and closer, when it gets in during range, it bombards the enemy a few times and stops, then when close enough, it will unleash it's scorpion stinger-like mechanical arm and impale the other ship's hull, sinking it instantly.
(Now there will be a wolf fight. :P)

"What have you done...." The white wolf walk closer to the big wolf, low her head to sniff him. He was still breathing, but not trying to get up. There was blood all over his neck and the back of his head, started dripping on the nearby grass. I stared down at him in shock. "I..... I can`t believe I did that.... I only wanted to teach what white one a lesson." I look at the white wolf who was still staring down, but then she lift her head up, glares at me with her dark amber eyes staring right into my eyes. Then I suddenly see Black infront of me, has a...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The animals made their way back to the HQ in silence, wondering what to do. Emma kept scratching her back, causing Kowalski to poke her flipper. She looked towards him.

"I'd strongly advise not scratching it." He told her, taking her flipper and holding it gently.

"But it's itchy." Emma protested, beginning to scratch with her other flipper. Kowalski stopped her and Emma sighed.

"You should only need these stitches in for about a week, then you can take them out." He began. "But scratching will just irritate it." He explained. Emma grumbled under her breath, and Kowalski watched her with curiousity....
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Skipper hopped out of the lift into sub level 11, and Tia looked around curiously.

"Wow!" She exclaimed, gazing at all of the dark long aisles, which made up the sub level. It looked a bit like a supermarket, but the nicely coloured food was replaced with weapons of all kind, some capable of mass destruction, and some barely able to harm a fly. Tia stared around, and noticed Skipper smiling warmly at her out of the corner of her eye. She blushed and looked at him shyly.

"So what did you want to talk to me about?" He asked.

"Urm well......." Tia began, her cheeks flushing a little. Skipper took...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
A few weeks passed, and Emma still couldn't get anything on Tia, no matter how many nights she stayed up. Skipper and Tia were growing closer (as were Ashley and Ava), and she couldn't do anything to stop it. It disgusted her. The only thing keeping her from giving up was the help from Marlene and Kowalski. On the 28th of July, (Exactly 3 weeks since the Equa's had arrived) Emma crawled out of bed, and grumbled. Another uneventful night had gone, and she was really starting to miss her sleep. She trudged over, unable to stop her grumpy mood from showing.

"You ok lass?" Ashley asked in concern,...
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posted by Imogen00
Prologue Cover -Duke-
Prologue Cover -Duke-
Prologue : A Thief’s Redemption

"Hope you like it in prison, 'cause that's where you're going to be for a long time..."

A loud crash rang throughout the whole building, followed by the blaring sound of the alarm. Duke groaned as he finally came to his senses, only for pain to shoot through his whole body. "What's going on..?" He cringed as he searched for the source. It was then that the vampire realized that the chandelier was on top of him, pinning him to the ground. Mustering whatever strength he had left he desperately tried to pull himself free but to no avail. His arms gave out as his...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma watched the new transfer out of the corner of her eye, as she tried not to frown in suspicion. She was becoming even more sure that this was the villainous tyrant in disguise. She looked up at Kowalski who, judging by his expression, was thinking exactly the same thing.

"So what do you do for fun around here?" Tia asked brightly.

"Well we all have our own hobbies, but we do other things like watch Tv, get snacks, train, and even have movie marathons." Skipper explained with a smile.

"That sounds like fun!" Tia exclaimed, her eyes glistening a bit. Skipper nodded in response, daring to...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma's woke up slowly, thinking about her nightmare last night. She looked around the HQ, her mind in the clouds.

I know they're never are, but I wish my nightmares were wrong sometimes, it's a right pain knowing something bad is coming. She thought, feeling exasperated. She sighed irritably and hopped out of her bunk. Ashley was already up, along with Skipper and Rico. Emma couldn't help but smile. This was probably the least crowded the HQ would be for weeks, and so she had to enjoy it while it lasted.

"Morning sis." Skipper greeted, sipping his trademark fish coffee.

"Morning Skips." Emma...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
In Outer Space

Tiatra sat upon her throne and tapped her flipper impatiently. She stared around the empty bridge and sighed.

"It's so dull up here." She muttered to herself. "I need some entertainment." She pressed a button on her throne and a little screen popped up in front of her. "Show me the Equa leaders." She ordered. The screen changed to the HQ, and she stared at the screen curiously. She move the little camera and caught sight of the Equas, who were struggling to open their sleeping bags. "Hehe primitive animals." She remarked. "Now show me their friends." She instructed. The screen...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The penguins went on with the everyday activities, but never lost sight of the foreboding reptile house. Even when they were inside, someone was always on the periscope, checking for any escapees. The day was pretty ordinary, and it rolled on slowly. For most of the day Skipper was working on a building a new model boat, Rico and Private were teaching Tom how to play cards, and Emma, Kowalski and Ashley were doing puzzles, and listening to music.

"Do you think the snakes will get out?" Ashley asked Emma, looking up from his puzzle book in worry.

"Hopefully not Ash." Emma replied, hiding the...
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In the morning, Dylan and Lexii hopped into the penguin habitat. They were all awake. Skipper and Private were playing cards, Kowalski was in his lab, Emma was drawing and listening to music in her bunk, Jhordan was standing infront of the mirror trying to get his bangs just right, and Rico was dancing with Mrs Perky.
"Mornin' everyone! " Lexii said in her usual slightly country voice.
"Morning! " everyone in the HQ said in unison.
"So how's Mrs Perky?" Dylan said eyeing the dancing doll. Rico wiggled his eyebrows at him and Dylan chuckled.
Suddenly, Julien bursted into the HQ with Marlene...
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posted by Penguinator
“The night is still early!” Pat proclaimed. “Let’s go find our newest vampire brethren!” Private said as the two vampire penguins left the HQ and split up, looking for their next victims.

Private stayed in the Penguin HQ, searching for his first victim, Kowalski. “Hello Kowalski.” Private said in a deep, demented voice. “Hello Private. It sounds like you have a cold.” Kowalski said. “No, I don’t Kowalski. Look closer!” Private said. He noticed the feathers on Private’s chest were a dull grey, and Privates eye color had shifted from light blue to blood red. “You’re...
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posted by Penguinator
This is my holloween fanfic for this year. It is a crossover: PoM, Happy Feet, and a few other of my fandoms.

Vampire Epidemic
Chapter 1

It was a crystal clear and cold late October night and Pat was up late, doing some stargazing. ‘Man, it is cold! I’m glad that I grabbed my sweater.’ Pat thought. Someone was spying on him. “Pat, you’re going to become a vampire if my name isn’t Clemson! You foiled my last plan to take out Julien and become king of the Central Park Zoo! So, I will turn you into a vampire so you can start my vampire army!” Clemson said with an evil grin on his...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Her Maths lesson went quickly, as always. She guessed it was because she had the best teacher in the whole school as her Maths teacher. For some reason, they didn't actually do too much work in Maths, but the whole class learnt so much. Emma sat at the back with her mate Salma. Salma was really smart, and was always doing extra work, which Emma understood, but was too lazy to do herself. She glanced around the room. In Maths, Private, Rico, Skipper and Kowalski were all in this class, and on her table, which was awesome. Emma tapped her pencil on the desk, and looked at the board. Their teacher,...
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posted by CuteCuddly
Risky mission; Life or Death; Many go in, few return. CC and Private, the last two of a team of many. From burning deserts, to thick jungles, they travelled to find their way home. Hunger and thirst eat at them, telling them they cannot make it, but they will!

Now, they travel form tree to tree, swinging on vines, through the greeness. CC would normally enjoy an adventure like this, but her energy was more than gone, and her spirit of adventure had dwindled long ago.
"No more!" CC cired, leaning against the trunk of a tall tree, and sitting on the branch. "I can't..."
"You have to!" Private gasped,...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
The day went quickly, and before Emma knew it they were all heading to bed again. She sat in her bunk, excited about the next day. She could't wait ti see Chris and Sam again, it had been too long since she had last seen them. She lied down, and stuck he headphones in her earholes. She had a new habit of listening to music when she went bed. She put a song on and relaxed in her bunk. She thought about Kowalski and smiled, falling into a content, calm sleep.

The next day, Emma woke up very early, which earned an astonished look from Skipper.

"Morning everyone." She greeted, looking bright. Everyone...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
They hauled the Boomy Box out of the habitat, and Emma looked around suspiciously.

"Urm, where's Tom?" She wondered, feeling a little worried. She peeped over into the habitat, to see that the baboons were questioning him.

"Where did you take the box?" Darla asked, in her Texas accent.

"We don't like being robbed." One of the others said. Ashley looked at Emma in shock.

"But they just stole from the Lemur lad, they should have known something like this would happen." He whispered to her. Emma nodded in response and kept watching.

"Now tell us, where is the box?" Darla ordered, a demanding look...
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posted by ILUVKOWALSKI
Emma and Kowalski walked up to the half completed Shrink Ray, and they discussed what they had to do next. They needed to put the actual device which made things shrink into the outer casing, and attach it carefully. Then they needed to install a switch. Emma put her music on, and picked up the shrinking device, and took it over to Kowalski.

"Ok, so we just need to put this into the outer casing." He said, as he unscrewed the bottom of the casing and held part of the shrinking device, helping Emma put it in very carefully. The two of them got some wires and started attaching them to the shrinking...
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Lexii gasped again, and jumped from the boxes. Dylan had heard the whole thing.
"We gotta warn the others!" he exclaimed, and tried scrambling up the tunnel again.
"You're not gonna make it," Lexii said. "It's too steep. We'll have to wait until Blowhole and the lobeters are gone, and get out through that way."
"Will we be too late?"
"No," Lexii assured him. "There's a door at the far end, but the place isn't that big. While we're there, we need to try and find out where they're going."
"I'll do that, while you get the others out of the house," Dylan told her. Lexii nodded, and they climbed through...
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I was sitting in the audience of a large crowd in Central park. The stage was usually reserved for concerts and the like, but today it would play host to several voice actors doing a Q &A event. The Actors in question : Danny Jacbos, Neil Patrick Hariss,, Karl Deidrich Dader,and Nicole Sullivan would be answering questions asked by fans of the Show.
In the front row were Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (all humanized, now, unfortunately permanently until he can fix his latest invention) I wondered what they were doing there, until i reealized Skipper had made them go there because,...
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We were all fighting, it was a huge mess. For one, Mastique and Julien were cornered by the Vesuvius Twins and the giant robot. Julien ended up busting a move Michael Jackson and tricked the Vesuvius Twins and the robot into joining him in the Thriller, then, when it seemed that Mastique had the chance, she stuck the Vesuvius Twins together using what appeared to be sour mango punch gum, with real punch. Private flew over to help tie the twins up.
"Stop being naughty!" he shouted.
Frances were fighting the human jiggli, Jessica, and David. Frances brought up her biomechanical robot duplicates...
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