Guest starring CuteCuddly's Oc, CC.

Skipper OBVIOUSLY speaks fluent paranoia and force. Kowalski speaks Science and panic Why can't they speak any normal languages like, Spanish, which I speak to some degree. Pero, cuando yo hablo espanol, es no mal, pero es no bueno es mas o menos.( I applaud you if you if you could understand that). No, they have to speak something "Beneficial on a mission"! Spanish IS beneficial on a mission!!!

Sorry, I'm just frustrated, AGAIN! I've been working for them for a week and already I've been kidnapped, battles a crazy dolphin, took two trips through time and heard more than my fair share about Lunacorns (never again, Private, ya hear?)

You really have to live with the Penguins for a while to get to know them well. Some of the more dedicated fans of the show would probably kill to be in the spot Kristen( my cousin) and Ma ( Adam) are in now.
It's been kinda quiet lately. I suppose the birds are planning something, otherwise they wouldn't be so secretive. They've been saying something about an author in Australia. Only one name comes to mind, and I'm- suddenly being interrupted.

"Pajkowski!!!!!" bellowed Skipper in the tone he usually reserves for Kowalski when one of his inventions fail.

"yes?"
"Mind telling us something?"
Uh-oh, maybe they've found out about my FanPop account!
"We're thinking about.......inviting an author. You may know her, she CLAIMS her name is Crystal McClear, or just CC."
"What exactly are you planning?' asks Kristen
"I plan to introduce her to us."
"Just like you "Introduced" yourselves to us?' asked Tom McGrath, mimicking Skipper to a T.
"Yes, Tommy boy, That's EXACTLY what we plan to do." said Skipper.
About an hour later, we were watching a girl with brown hair and blue rimmed glasses wake up, obviously confused.. She made her way to the zoo, which was nearly closing, and I dragged her behind the dumpster until it was locked up for the night.
"Hey, what are you doing? Now we're locked in here!"
"Look, Crystal, i know this is gonna sound crazy, but we're here for a reason."
"how do you know my name?"
"I read it in your stories.'
"You're a fanpopian?"
"Yep." I said dragging her over to the Penguin habitat.
I wish I could saw she took the news quietly, but she freaked out, like any self respecting fan of POM would if they met the penguins.
Once the shape shifting from human to penguin was complete, she notices something.
"Rico's mowhawk, and Skipper's beak...And glasses? Where have I seed that? Have we met before?"
"No, but we've talked before."
"On fanpop?" she said, confused.
"Yep."
"Which author are you?"
"TheRatKing1" I said.
"So did all that stuff you wrote about actually happen?'
"Yes it did"
"Why have you brought me here?"
"To recruit you." answered Skipper, "Will you accept?"
"Yes, yes, yes! I'll be the best new recruit you ever had!"
'Good!" Said Skipper adressing me, CC, Kristen and Tom McGrath," The four of you are to report to initiation at once!"
Then we blacked out
To be continued.....