I was sitting in the audience of a large crowd in Central park. The stage was usually reserved for concerts and the like, but today it would play host to several voice actors doing a Q &A event. The Actors in question : Danny Jacbos, Neil Patrick Hariss,, Karl Deidrich Dader,and Nicole Sullivan would be answering questions asked by fans of the Show.
In the front row were Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (all humanized, now, unfortunately permanently until he can fix his latest invention) I wondered what they were doing there, until i reealized Skipper had made them go there because, most likely, he wanted them to meet the REAL animals who's voices they do.
It wouldn't be the first time he did this. Normally, it would be Tom McGrath (he WAS one of our agents up until yesterday. he had to go back home, but for a while he lived with me, my Cousin Kristen, CC and the penguins in the Zoo) and the others who voice the Penguins, but they refused (At least according to Jeff bennet in his letter0 on the grounds that they didn't want to be associated with this at all since the Producers at DreamWorks have been making money off the Penguins' lives for four years.
No one else, but them, us. and the producers knew this. the other actors just knew they couldn't go and the producers picked them at random to take their place.
They were done with the Q&A session, and then they had a drawing of names to have a luck fan and four others of their choosing to spend a day with them. As luck would have it, Skipper's alias: Petey Fahlcon was called. I guess it was rigged, since that was EXCATLY what he wanted to happen.
Still acting like their characters they were talking amongst theirselves as we walked up to meet them,"That was fun, dudes!' said Bader ( the voice of the Rat king)
"Yes, i have to agree, i didn't suspect for a moment that we would have a fanbaase that's in their 20's' said Harriss ( he voice of Blowhole)
'You're never too old to enjoy the fabuliciousness of Julien's booty shaking.' said Jacobs ( Julien's voice)
"oh, and then there's the whole "Skilene" thing! I wonder if they're going to write an episode about THAT" said Sullivan ( Marlene)
"All right, how would you be liking to spend your day? Uh, sorry, force of habit. i mean, what would you five like to do? it's your choice."asked Danny
Skipper was about to say something most likely mildly offensive, when Rico spoke up," We'd just like to talk. This is some stuff that we could'nt say in front of all those kids."
"is it true that they're cancelling POM?" I asked
"We're not sure ourselves. I mean, i can speak for all of us when i say that i love doing this job! it's fun!' said Nicole
"I especially love saying "Pen-gu-ins!" it's one of my favorite things about voicing Blowhole! Everybody
loves a good villain, right Karl?"
"Yep. Wait, since when is the Rat King a villain?" said Karl
"Since he was introduced." i said, matter-of-factly.
"True, so true.' said Nicole, "So was that it? was that all you wanted to know?'
"Negative Mar- i mean Ms. Sullivan.' said Skipper.
'Wow! That's the best Skipper impression I've ever heard! Wait, were you about to call me Marlene?'
'Force of habit. You look alot like a girl i know whose name, coincidentally , happens to be Marlene." he said
She just dismissed it as a slip of the tounge. "What WERE you going to ask us?"
"Let's see here, i have a list.' said kowalski, muttering as he was flipping through it,' Aha! here it is! 'if you found out that the Penguins were real, what would you do?""
"i think I'd flip out! that's be way cool if they were! ' said Danny
" i don't know. I'd probably faint on spot. it'd be a shock.' said Nicole
"I'd go and meet Blowhole!' said Harriss, earning a look from Skipper( his "really?' look)
'i'll want to meet the rat King. he's awesome." said Karl.
"I thought of something that's better than awesome.' i said
"What is it? I'd like to know, myself.' he said
"Epic Awesome. It's a new fad, you know, like the whole 'Skorka' thing?" i said
"THAT should've been in the script fotr that episode.'
While the rest exxganged small talk about the show,
I sat down and thought about what had happened.
"So, Sir, ' I said to Skipper," They'd like to meet the Penguins, huh? let's give them EXACTLY what they want!'
'Men, Formation!" ordered Skipper
It was awkward. it looked much better when they were penguins.
"What the heck is this?" said Nicole, looking at them as if they were insane (weeeellll....she's not wrong......)"you guys actually think you're the Penguins?"
"That's crazy!' said Danny. " This is SO going on facebook!"
After they had broken out of formation, they were confused by the Actor's reactions.
I had to find proof, and Fast! Wait, That was it!
"I know something,I"D like to do! Let's go to the zoo! I have tickets for each of us!'
"not a bad idea, soldier. let's move!' said Skipper.
'are you guys coming or not?" he called over his shoulder. They had no choice but to follow.
Entering the zoo, they were thouroughly unimpressed until we reached Marlene's place.
"Marlene? you in there? ' called out Skipper.
'Coming! ooh, visitiors!" she called as she flipped and splashed into her pool.
Swimming over to whee we were, she said hello to me and the Birds...er, human penguins.(?)
The look on Nicole's face was absolutely priceless!
"it's real?' she asked Skipper," You really are Skipper?"
"of course he is Skipper, silly billy human! Can you not tell? he had the feathers and the beak, duh!" shouted Julien.
This was too much for the rest to handel. karl looked like he was about to have a heart attack when the )thankfully) humanized Rat King walked over from Joey's Pen ( they were becoming fast friends)
"Flightless birds.' he greeted
"Diseased rodentia." shot back Skipper
"Yo, what's his deal? ' he asked me, looking at Karl, who was too shocked for words. They finally struck a conversation when Neil asked me, "let me guess, Blowhole's memory is wiped clean,for now."
"Affirmative."
"And the reason Tom and the others couldn't make it is because they know about this?"
"yes and no. they're perfectly fine with the Birds being real, but they said no since DreamWorks has been spying on the Birds and passing the re -animated (that's what they're calling it, but it's OBVIOUSLY not animation if they look like this) footage as episodes. THAT's not cool."
"Oh. Oh, no. How do the birds feel about this?
"Mad as ever. But, like Mr Katzenberg, you guys have to Swear not to tell anyone!"
"No prob" called Danny, over by the Lemurs
"Lips are sealed." said Nicole
"Mine too!' said Karl
'Yep.' said Neil
"Good," said Skipper," Now that we have an understanding-"
He set off a smoke bomb, leaving the Actor's coughing. Just before we left for the Habitat he called "You didn't see anything!"
The End.
That's it, bye for now until I get back from vacation on the 22nd.
In the front row were Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private (all humanized, now, unfortunately permanently until he can fix his latest invention) I wondered what they were doing there, until i reealized Skipper had made them go there because, most likely, he wanted them to meet the REAL animals who's voices they do.
It wouldn't be the first time he did this. Normally, it would be Tom McGrath (he WAS one of our agents up until yesterday. he had to go back home, but for a while he lived with me, my Cousin Kristen, CC and the penguins in the Zoo) and the others who voice the Penguins, but they refused (At least according to Jeff bennet in his letter0 on the grounds that they didn't want to be associated with this at all since the Producers at DreamWorks have been making money off the Penguins' lives for four years.
No one else, but them, us. and the producers knew this. the other actors just knew they couldn't go and the producers picked them at random to take their place.
They were done with the Q&A session, and then they had a drawing of names to have a luck fan and four others of their choosing to spend a day with them. As luck would have it, Skipper's alias: Petey Fahlcon was called. I guess it was rigged, since that was EXCATLY what he wanted to happen.
Still acting like their characters they were talking amongst theirselves as we walked up to meet them,"That was fun, dudes!' said Bader ( the voice of the Rat king)
"Yes, i have to agree, i didn't suspect for a moment that we would have a fanbaase that's in their 20's' said Harriss ( he voice of Blowhole)
'You're never too old to enjoy the fabuliciousness of Julien's booty shaking.' said Jacobs ( Julien's voice)
"oh, and then there's the whole "Skilene" thing! I wonder if they're going to write an episode about THAT" said Sullivan ( Marlene)
"All right, how would you be liking to spend your day? Uh, sorry, force of habit. i mean, what would you five like to do? it's your choice."asked Danny
Skipper was about to say something most likely mildly offensive, when Rico spoke up," We'd just like to talk. This is some stuff that we could'nt say in front of all those kids."
"is it true that they're cancelling POM?" I asked
"We're not sure ourselves. I mean, i can speak for all of us when i say that i love doing this job! it's fun!' said Nicole
"I especially love saying "Pen-gu-ins!" it's one of my favorite things about voicing Blowhole! Everybody
loves a good villain, right Karl?"
"Yep. Wait, since when is the Rat King a villain?" said Karl
"Since he was introduced." i said, matter-of-factly.
"True, so true.' said Nicole, "So was that it? was that all you wanted to know?'
"Negative Mar- i mean Ms. Sullivan.' said Skipper.
'Wow! That's the best Skipper impression I've ever heard! Wait, were you about to call me Marlene?'
'Force of habit. You look alot like a girl i know whose name, coincidentally , happens to be Marlene." he said
She just dismissed it as a slip of the tounge. "What WERE you going to ask us?"
"Let's see here, i have a list.' said kowalski, muttering as he was flipping through it,' Aha! here it is! 'if you found out that the Penguins were real, what would you do?""
"i think I'd flip out! that's be way cool if they were! ' said Danny
" i don't know. I'd probably faint on spot. it'd be a shock.' said Nicole
"I'd go and meet Blowhole!' said Harriss, earning a look from Skipper( his "really?' look)
'i'll want to meet the rat King. he's awesome." said Karl.
"I thought of something that's better than awesome.' i said
"What is it? I'd like to know, myself.' he said
"Epic Awesome. It's a new fad, you know, like the whole 'Skorka' thing?" i said
"THAT should've been in the script fotr that episode.'
While the rest exxganged small talk about the show,
I sat down and thought about what had happened.
"So, Sir, ' I said to Skipper," They'd like to meet the Penguins, huh? let's give them EXACTLY what they want!'
'Men, Formation!" ordered Skipper
It was awkward. it looked much better when they were penguins.
"What the heck is this?" said Nicole, looking at them as if they were insane (weeeellll....she's not wrong......)"you guys actually think you're the Penguins?"
"That's crazy!' said Danny. " This is SO going on facebook!"
After they had broken out of formation, they were confused by the Actor's reactions.
I had to find proof, and Fast! Wait, That was it!
"I know something,I"D like to do! Let's go to the zoo! I have tickets for each of us!'
"not a bad idea, soldier. let's move!' said Skipper.
'are you guys coming or not?" he called over his shoulder. They had no choice but to follow.
Entering the zoo, they were thouroughly unimpressed until we reached Marlene's place.
"Marlene? you in there? ' called out Skipper.
'Coming! ooh, visitiors!" she called as she flipped and splashed into her pool.
Swimming over to whee we were, she said hello to me and the Birds...er, human penguins.(?)
The look on Nicole's face was absolutely priceless!
"it's real?' she asked Skipper," You really are Skipper?"
"of course he is Skipper, silly billy human! Can you not tell? he had the feathers and the beak, duh!" shouted Julien.
This was too much for the rest to handel. karl looked like he was about to have a heart attack when the )thankfully) humanized Rat King walked over from Joey's Pen ( they were becoming fast friends)
"Flightless birds.' he greeted
"Diseased rodentia." shot back Skipper
"Yo, what's his deal? ' he asked me, looking at Karl, who was too shocked for words. They finally struck a conversation when Neil asked me, "let me guess, Blowhole's memory is wiped clean,for now."
"Affirmative."
"And the reason Tom and the others couldn't make it is because they know about this?"
"yes and no. they're perfectly fine with the Birds being real, but they said no since DreamWorks has been spying on the Birds and passing the re -animated (that's what they're calling it, but it's OBVIOUSLY not animation if they look like this) footage as episodes. THAT's not cool."
"Oh. Oh, no. How do the birds feel about this?
"Mad as ever. But, like Mr Katzenberg, you guys have to Swear not to tell anyone!"
"No prob" called Danny, over by the Lemurs
"Lips are sealed." said Nicole
"Mine too!' said Karl
'Yep.' said Neil
"Good," said Skipper," Now that we have an understanding-"
He set off a smoke bomb, leaving the Actor's coughing. Just before we left for the Habitat he called "You didn't see anything!"
The End.
That's it, bye for now until I get back from vacation on the 22nd.
