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When Monique and Lexii woke up, they were more than a bit surprised at what happened. After all, it's not every day that you see the Penguins. ( for me it is, but that's ' cause i live with them) . It was almost funny to see them faint. I mean you could do any number of these when you meet the penguins ; freak out and run (like peacebaby7), or you could faint, or you could call yourself insane, or you could have a fangasm.

"Why have you brought us here?" asked PB.
" Simple." answered Skipper" we need you to spread the word on fanpop about not cancelling P.o.M. that, plus, we figured it'd be cool if you met us."
" Too late for that, Skipper. " said Monique " There's already a large bunch of people who want that too, but at the same time, you gotta think : if the producers haven't done a thing because millions of people have kicked and screamed, why would they do anything now?"
" Oh. Good point, but we've takled with those producers, and we found that they've been filming us the whole time, marketing our lives as their episodes. We like the fans, and we don't want it to go."
" ohh... so that story was true!" said Lexii, turning to me.
" Which one?" i ask
" The thing with the Penguins at DreamWorks."
" They're all true."
" Even the one with the alternate reality where Kowalski married you?" asked Monique, a bit jealous, since I knew she was obsessed with kowalski.
" That was a dream, well more like a nightmare. I hit my head.. hard earlier today and dreamt the whole thing with the other universes and Blowhole up. i guess you could say that that was my first piece of fan FICTION."
" i get it! Since everything else has happened... haha! That's a good one!" laughed Lexii.

" Is there anything else you guys would like to do, while you're here?" asks Kowalski.

"i wanna see Julien!" said Lexii
" Why on EARTH would you want to see Ringtail?!" asked Skipper, incredulously.
"" Cause he's my favorite character!"
"Whatever floats your root beer." i say, and i take her to the "King".
" Ah, silly billy penguin, how are you doing? I heard you had an ouchie earlier! well... hello... who is this? hey, how ya doin, beautiful?" Said the Royal pain. Lexii was unaware that I used the Shape changer 5000 (or whatever Kowalski called it) so she now looked JUST like her OC: a white lemur, about Julien's height with a long streak of fur with a blue highlight covering one eye.
'H-hi! I'm Lexii! I'm your biggest fan!" she stammered
" Well it is nice to be meeting you. A pretty lemur shjould not be in the company of a silly- billy penguin! Come in and share a smoothie! i will let you bask in da glory dat is da King!"
"Best!Day!Ever!" squealed Lexii, and rushed in to meet Julien.
Meanwhile, back in the HQ, i saw a confusing scene, the others were gathered in small clumps, all watching Monique kissing Kowalski. I saw from the look in his eyes that he was half enjoying it/half "Get this chick off me!".
I never pegged her as the type to do something that bold. By the time she was done, a minute had passed.
" Thanks Kowalski!" she squealed, and sat down.
" You- You're welcome, Monique." he said.
What none of us knew at the time was that things were going to get even stranger when some very famous crime solvers all happened to be in the City on the same day.
Lexii: Scooby Doo?
Me: No....
Monique: CSI Miami?]
Me: Nooo...
Private; Sherlock Holmes?
Me:No. He's dead
Private: Not in the re makes!
Me: Did you guys even read the title?!
All: Ohhhhhhhh........
The End
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Skipper: Now team, first we must find protection, a place where no carnivores can get us. And the best place is cave, so keep your eyes peeled for one. Got that?
Everyone else: Yes sir.
Skipper: Good, now let's finish lunch, I'm starving.

Gallis: I'm a bit hungrier now, so add 3 Tunas to my order.
Rico then chopped everyone’s fish and they enjoy it nicely.

Skipper: Okay, pack your rugsack with necessary items, because we'll be gone for a while.
They started packing their rugsacks with food and other items.
Gallis: Thanks for building this know the dino machine for me, Kowalski.
Kowalski:Your welcome,...
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As if flying in a crappliy make, makeshift airplane wasn't nerve wracking enough, try flying in a crappliy made, makeshift airplane with the Penguins, Monique, Lexii, Kristen, CC, PB (peacebaby7), Temperance Brennan, Jane Rizzoli and Maura Isles and Patrick Jane on a mission to save the world from Dr. Blowhole.. again.

"it's a shame this didn't happen on Sunday. it would be the 1 year anniversary of when Blowhole tried to us musical mind control." said Kowalski, just as the plane hit some turbulence somewhere over England.

"Kowalski, did you make sure to check if we had enough fuel?" asked Private...
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"You have not seen zhe last of Hans zhe Puffin!" the young Hans called out to Captain Blowhole, who just shrugged him off.

"No?<" called Skipper's voice" But then, how are we gonna do this, then?" and he appeared with a mackarel.
" there's only a short ammount of time left before the guards find out i escaped!"
"Let us dance, my frienemy, let us dance..." said Hans, and the fishfight began

We watched in scilence from the top of a building as they went at each other. Right, left right left right left up down swish slap! it was almost scary! Those two were the best of friends not twenty minutes...
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posted by _Lexii23_
Okay so this chapter's kinda short.. But I hope you enjoy! Please comment!! :D

   As soon as the smoke cleared, Lexii and Julien saw Rico standing in the doorway with a stick of dynamite in his flippers. The two lemurs coughed and sat up. 
    Rico up chucked two blankets and Skipper caught them as he ran into the freezer. He wrapped Lexii in a blanket first then did the same with Julien. 
   "Are you two okay?" Skipper asked  as he quickly led them out of the freezer.  
     "Yeah, we're fine. J-just really cold." Lexii replied, pulling the blanket tighter around her shoulders. She...
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posted by _Lexii23_
          ~ 10am: penguin HQ~

 Skipper set down his mug of fish coffee on the concrete table and smoothed down his feathers. He turned to Kowalski and sighed happily. "Ahhhhh... Friday morning. Zoo's closed for three days and we can finally just RELAX for once!" he said as he sat down, leaning against the wall with his  flippers behind his head. 
   Skipper had just closed his eyes when Marlene, Maurice, and Mort all burst into the HQ yelling about who knows what. Skipper immediately jumped to his feet and tried to calm everyone down. 
  "Woah, Woah. Slow down. One at a time. Marlene?"...
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  "So let me get this straight. You both got turned into LEMURS from a MOUSE-ray-thing?" Kowalski asked Dr Horrible as he cleaned out his test tubes. 
  Dr Horrible nodded. "I need a quadrupal-D battery, a spring-loaded finger nail file, and 3 ounces of high-acidic mustard to fix the Mouserizer. That is the only way i can turn us human again. Do you think you might have any of that?" 
   Kowalski dug through his cabinets for a few minutes then shook his head. "Fresh out of.. everything you just said..." he said he observed Captain Hamner looking at his tail like he had just noticed it...
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It was a dark and stormy afternoon and it was a rough flight for Sindaj who was leaving the Shanghai docks with a shipment of assorted fish. The lightning flashed and the thunder rumbled and the rain pounded Sindaj's hull. Strong, gale force winds were building and rocking her jet. "Skipper there is a storm brewing. My sensors identify it as a typhoon... I actually feel nervous" she said over her radio. Meanwhile back at the lair, the other penguins were tracking her flight. "it doesnt look good, Skipper. Intel has just issued a hurricane warning. That typhoon just upgraded to a hurricane....
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Skipper: relax Rico is around here somewhere

Kowalski: found him!

Skipper: where?

Kowalski: over there on that block of ice

Private: hes sleeping

Kowalski: more like knocked out

Skipper: lets go check it out

(the guys swim to the ice block)

Skipper: ok but what about Rico?

Kowalski: he'll be fine (checking rico out for injurys)

Private: we're lost!

Skipper: Kowalski try find the map in Rico's belly

Kowalski: what!? I'm not putting my flipper in his belly!

Skipper: fine I'll do it *pushes on Rico's belly*

Rico: *spits out a map*

Skipper: that was easy as cutting pie

Private: where are we then?

Kowalski:...
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"Just another round, once things get calmer, I can pull over, I don't see any other civilization outside this asshat's territory," said Kat, driving further out and seeing her gas meter arrow drop lower and lower. "Gotta find a damn gas station, or kegs of gas at least. So long as I have at least 17 gallons or so," said Kat, slowing her Aston Martin slightly. She looked around, not a single gas station in view at all, until she saw a small patch of pavement, and to her eyes, a single gas pump, rising out of the pavement, and seven gas cans laying on their sides, fully closed. "This seems promising,"...
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Johnston paced around, watching all the machines add the mechanical parts to Dr. Damion. After about ten minutes, he stopped, Damion was ready to be revitalized. He then added the "skin" which was really just latex, which he put over all the mechanical parts of Dr. Damion, then added the texturing to make it more like skin. He then stood back and looked at his work. "Marvelous, it appears as if he fell asleep and he's going to wake up later on, rather than deceased," said Johnston, marveling at his job. He then attached several wires to Dr. Damion, one at his head, two on each flipper, and...
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"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can you believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, or just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope you realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The...
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"I would like to have a word with his excellency, Emperor Richard Walter!" Hannah shouted to the gatehouse.

No response, nor sign of life answered her request. 

Hannah got an idea. 

"I'm carrying twenty boxes of cheese pizza!"

Not two minutes afterwards, the wood and steel gate cracked open, the hinges creaking loudly with age and continuous use. A small female penguin wobbled into the scene. She wagged her tail feathers happily and smiled. 

"Hai Han-nah!" she shouted joyfully. 

Hannah gave her a quick glance. 

"Kitten?" Hannah asked, returning a welcoming smile. 

"Uh huh, poppa let me for pizza!"...
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