Steve flies on the trapeze in attempt to save Cat
Voltaire: Why thank you! Thank you all! Y'all are too kind! (To cast) So, wasn't that an amazing song or what?
Steve: Bravo! I'd applaud you, but my hands are tied to the back of my chair!
Voltaire: Ah yes. I tied you all in the dark so you don't miss a minute of my show!
Josh: We don't want to see your show anymore! We want our friends back now!
Voltaire: Quiet you! Now watch to see if they can escape their acts before I lead them to their doom! (Chuckles)
Mr. Travis: What are you gonna do to them?!
Voltaire: I'm glad you've asked! I will shoot boom balloons at Junior in ring 1. He must escape the wheel before I shoot his head clean off!
Junior gulps nervously
Mrs. Travis: No! You wouldn't!
Voltaire: Of course I would! And in Ring 2, if Cat does not make it across the high wire before I pull this switch, she'll be electrocuted by the electric current I send through the wire!
Cat: Guys help me please!
Voltaire: You wanna live? Keep walking that wire!
Cat: K K!
Voltaire: As for you guys, just try and escape before your little friends are goners!
Sherlock: Well good thing I have my...wait where's my knife?
Voltaire takes out detective's knife
Voltaire: Looking for this?
Sherlock: Hey give it back! Where did you get it?
Voltaire: While I was singing, I read your minds and you thought that while I was distracted, you would take the knife out of your pocket with your tongue and cut you and your friends loose. So I planned ahead and took it out of your pocket during my solo!
Sherlock: Aw barnacles, you're good.
Voltaire: Indeed! Now to fire the cannon! (Fires cannon at Junior. Loud booms)
Junior: Goo goo Gaga!
Mrs. Travis: Oh my goodness! Someone save him!
Steve: I'd do it if I wasn't tied in an impossible knot!
Voltaire: Steve is right! You can't get out cause I tied y'all's ropes in an impossible knot! Say goodbye to your child Travis family! (Laughs and keeps shooting)
Mr. Travis: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!
Mrs. Travis: Uh honey, are you okay?
Mr. Travis continues
Josh: Uh oh! I think he's gonna pop!
Mr. Travis (angrily): NOBODY...HURTS...ME AND MY WIFE'S...BABY!!! (Breaks free and charges into Voltaire)
Voltaire falls as Mr. Travis pounces him
Voltaire: Ow! Hey you could hurt a guy like that!
Mr. Travis: I don't care! You just messed with the wrong daddy!
The two of them tackle each other.
Steve: Woah dude! He is one tough daddy!
Mrs. Travis: He sure is.
Mr. Travis (holds knife in hand): Got it! Now if you'll excuse me! (Pushes Voltaire down, runs and frees Steve) Here you go Steve. You go save Junior. I'll take care of this freak of nature!
Steve: Thank you! (Takes knife and goes to Junior)
Voltaire: Oh no you don't! (Powers cannon)
Mr. Travis: No! (Tackles Voltaire offstage pushing cannon away accidentally aiming at high wire switch)
Steve (frees Junior): Here you go little fella!
Junior: Yay!
Cannon fires at switch. Light starts crawling up the wire
Cat: Oh no! HELP!
Steve: Holy shoot! Okay, think, think! Aha! (Runs to Sherlock and frees him) Here, take the knife and free the others! First hoist me up to the trapeze!
Sherlock: Okay!
Steve puts Junior on back
Steve: Hold on tight Junior! Alleeoop! (Gets thrown to trapeze)
Steve: Woah! Woah! This is awesome!
Cat: Hurry Steve! Hurry!
Steve: Don't worry Cat, I'll save you! (Swings a few times) Just...a...little...more! (Big swing) Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!
Cast: Whoa!
Josh: I'm so making this Internet famous! (Takes out phone and records footage)
Steve:...aaaaaaaaahhh!!! (Catches Cat)
Junior: Wheeee!
All land to safety
Steve: Ta-da! (Bows as audience and cast cheer)
Cat: Oh Steve, thank you for saving me!
Steve: Your welcome Cat! (Walks to Mrs Travis with Junior) I believe this belongs to you Mrs. Travis.
Mrs Travis: My baby! (Holds him) Oh Junior, thank goodness you're safe!
Junior (happily): Goo goo babby blah.
Mr. Travis (enters): Phew! What did I miss?
Josh: Steve's totally spectacular performance! I got it all on video! I'll show it to you later.
Mr. Travis: Great! I took care of that Voltaire. I tied him up and locked him in the ticket booth. So how's the baby?
Mrs. Travis: He's okay honey, just okay.
Mr. Travis: Aw, I'm glad! Who saved you Junior? Who saved you?
Junior: Steve!
Mrs Travis: (gasp) Did you hear that? Junior said his first word!
Steve: His first word was my name? How sweet! (Hugs Junior)
Mr. Travis: Thank you so much Steve for saving us!
Sherlock: I'd say, I'm very proud of you!
Cat: Yay! Steve saved the day!
All cheer
Steve: I'd say, let's get out of here!
Josh: You don't have to tell us twice!
Bleachers roll,away revealing open door
Mr. Travis: Look, the door! It's open we're free!
Steve: Alright! Let's go guys!
Josh: Alright!
Mrs. Travis: Yes!
All run to door. Door slams.
Steve: Oh no! The door closed!
Sherlock: (Pulls on door) Tartar sauce! It's locked shut!
Cat: (Pounds on door) Let us out! Let us out!
Voltaire's voice: Leaving so soon? I think not!
Steve: Who said that?
Voltaire: Ha ha ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA HA HA, AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! (Enters spotlight clapping hands slowly)
Cast: Voltaire?!
Voltaire: Bravo! Excellent performance you fools!
Mr. Travis (stuttering): But...but you were...I thought I...how did you get out?!
Voltaire: Ah ah ah! A magician never reveals his secrets, remember?
Mr. Travis: Aw man! I completely forgot you were a magician! (Face palms)
Voltaire: Yes, and I believe you are all forgetting something else.
Steve: No we aren't, Voltaire! I saved Baby Junior and my friend Cat! Which means we won and your circus show is over!
Sherlock: And as an employee of the city police department, I place you under arrest!
Voltaire: No! First of all, I cannot be arrested for I came from a pinball machine. And second of all, you have all forgotten...Ring 3!
Cast: Ring 3?
Cat: What performance is that?
Voltaire: I'm glad you asked Miss Cat. In Ring number three, the next pinball wizard of Cirqus Voltaire must challenge me! And that person is Steve!
Steve: Me? But why me?
Voltaire: So I can win and finally get my revenge!
Steve: Revenge? Revenge on who?
Voltaire: Revenge on you! Every time people play Cirqus Voltaire, they are always hitting me in the face and making me swallow that giant ball down my springy throat! Since you play that game so much, this means I have to suffer all that pain over and over again! Now that I am free, I will make those pinball wizards of Cirqus Voltaire a part of my circus forever!
Sherlock: So that explains why you captured us and put Junior and Cat in your show!
Mrs. Travis: That is just messed up!
Steve: I agree! And plus, that's the whole fun of the game. Most games need a bad guy like you, and without you, Cirqus Voltaire would be, well, Cirqus.
Voltaire: Fun?! Did you say fun?! (Throws thunder orb. Boom!)
Steve and the cast gasp.
Voltaire (furiously): You think hitting me in the face is fun?! Well let's see how you like it! I challenge you, to the Ringmaster Battle!
Sherlock: Steve, you don't have to do this if you don't want to!
Steve: No Detective Squarepants. I got to do it. The book says it's the only way to vanquish Voltaire and set us free.
Josh: Well in that case, good luck.
Cat: And be careful!
Steve: Thanks guys. Alright Voltaire...challenge accepted!
Voltaire: Excellent! Lower the cage!
Cage lowers covering Voltaire and Steve
Voltaire: Ready? Fight! (Throws thunderbolt)
Steve: Woah! (Jumps and catches next thunderbolt) I can hold these? Cool! Hai-ya! (Throws it back at Voltaire)
Voltaire: Ow!
Both throw thunder orbs and lightning bolts at each other. Cast cheers Steve on.
Voltaire: No! I will not be defeated! I will NEVER BACK DOWN!!!
Voltaire makes big thunder orb and throws it at Steve
Steve: Uh oh! (Boom) Aaaaaah! (Hits the ground in pain) Ouch! Oh, ow!
Voltaire: Yes! I won! I finally won!
Mrs. Travis: Steve no!
Sherlock: You cheater! You know Steve has no magical powers like you!
Voltaire: It doesn't matter! He lost the battle and according to his book (reads it) he will now have to be a part of my circus forever! (Pulls out a rolling table with a long box) Now Steve, get into that box!
Steve: Uh...No!
Voltaire: What did you say?
Steve: You heard me! No I won't!
Voltaire: I said get in the box! (Throws lightning bolt)
Steve: D'ah! Okay okay! (Gets in the box)
Mr. Travis: Hey! That was mean!
Josh: What kind of a man are you?
Voltaire: (locks Steve in box) Do you even know what kind of a man I truly am?
Josh: Well uh...
Voltaire: Of course you don't! Because I am wearing a mask!
Mr. Travis: You don't mean?
Voltaire: Yes! There's a face beneath this face! Spooky isn't it?
Sherlock: Yeah, spooky!
Voltaire: And now, for the grand finale! I am going to cut this young man, in half!!! (Takes out chainsaw) But before I do, any last words Steve?
Steve (Sadly): I sure do. Travis family, thank you for hiring me as your baby sitter. I hope you'll find someone as good as me. Sherlock, thanks for helping me find and save my friends. Josh, thank you for letting me play at your arcade and for letting me join the tournament. (Cast replies to Steve's thank you's) And Cat, you are the most beautiful and nicest girl in the world. You're pretty, funny and have an amazing singing voice. What I'm trying to say is...I...I...I love you!
Cat:(Gasp!) Oh! (Runs away)
Voltaire: Well, I guess that didn't turn out as you thought it would! Now on with the show! (Turns on chainsaw) Well folks, hope you've enjoyed the show! Well at least I did! (Laughs evilly as he draws chainsaw to Steve in the box)
Cast place their hats on their hearts or cry on shoulders
Steve battles Voltaire
Steve loses the battle and is about to get sawed in half.
it was a cold dark night. kowalski was out for a walk in the park. he felt like something was watching him. he turned around again to see a frying pan hit him in the face.
then he was dragged away by a black bird. he woke up to see a huge portal device. it was glowing blue like the night sky. he looks over to his left as he feels something move next to him.
he gasps as he sees Kasey tied up next to him. then he feels his head get lifted up by something. the black bird that had dragged him off earlier was staring at him with purple eyes.
the bird forcefully opened his beak and poured the blue liquid down his throat. kowalski's eyes turned light green but then turned blue again. he fainted after that...
then he was dragged away by a black bird. he woke up to see a huge portal device. it was glowing blue like the night sky. he looks over to his left as he feels something move next to him.
he gasps as he sees Kasey tied up next to him. then he feels his head get lifted up by something. the black bird that had dragged him off earlier was staring at him with purple eyes.
the bird forcefully opened his beak and poured the blue liquid down his throat. kowalski's eyes turned light green but then turned blue again. he fainted after that...
Steve wins the pinball tournament
