Steve: Well folks, this really has been an amazing adventure! I got to defeat Voltaire in person, saved my neighbors' baby, and got me a girlfriend. Well, now that it's all over, let's go play some pinball!
Curtain opens revealing arcade and cast. Steve approaches Cirqus Voltaire pinball machine.
Josh: She's all yours Steve. Good luck!
Steve: Thanks Josh! (plays pinball)
Cast: C'mon Steve! You can do it! Alright! Win this game!
Steve: Alright! I got all nine marvels! Now to join the circus! Almost there! (Shoots) Yes!
Cast cheers
Machine: Welcome to the circus! We need your skills. Spell CIRQUS!
Steve: Okay, here we go! (Cast cheers as Steve plays and spells letters) C...I...R...Q...U...S! I did it!
Machine: Unmask Voltaire!
Steve: Here it goes! (Plays) Alright Voltaire, you are going down!
(Cast cheers) Almost got it...Got it! Whoa! That's what Voltaire really looks like?
Sherlock: I am surprised!
Cat: Me too!
Steve: Alright Cirqus Voltaire, what's next?
Machine: Meet the Cirqus! Shoot lit Jackpots!
Steve: Here we go! (Plays) Jackpot!...Jackpot again...A few more...YEAH!
Cast cheers
Machine: It's party time! Party multiball go!
Steve: Woohoo! Party! (Plays)
Mrs. Travis: Man you are nailing it!
Mr. Travis: C'mon guys, let's cheer Steve on!
Cast: Steve! Steve! Steve! Steve! (Chant)
Machine: You win! You win! You win!
All cheer
Steve: I did it! I won! I WON!
Josh grabs trophy and hands it to Steve
Josh: And as manager of the arcade, I pronounce Steve, the pinball tournament champion! Congratulations!
Cast cheers
Steve: Thank you everyone! Thank you so much! Oh this is the best day of my life!
Josh: Okay guys. It's closing time.
Mrs. Travis: I thought so too. It's time to put Junior to bed.
Junior yawns
Steve: Bye Mr and Mrs Travis! Bye Junior! See y'all tomorrow!
Mr and Mrs Travis: Bye Steve!
Junior: Nighty night! (Travis family exit)
Sherlock: Good night Steve. Congratulations again and if you need any more help, feel free to contact me anytime!
Steve: Thanks Sherlock Squarepants!
Sherlock exits
Cat (hugs Steve tightly): Oh I'm so proud of you!
Steve: Ugh! Thanks Cat!
Cat: Let's go eat!
Steve: Sure Cat! Anything for my girlfriend!
Cat giggles
Steve: I'll be right out, let me get my things first.
Cat: K K!
Stage gets dark as Steve steps into spotlight and talks to audience
Steve: Wow! What a night! After months of practice, I finally won the tournament! Do you think you would want to play Cirqus Voltaire and win a trophy like mine? Go ahead! But beware of Voltaire! I might have defeated him with the help of my friends. But who knows? He might come back to life and try to get revenge on you! So the next time you play this incredibly awesome pinball machine, beware of Voltaire!
Josh: Alright guys let's go!
Steve and Cat: We're coming! (All exit)
Blue spotlight shines on pinball machine. Voltaire's silhouette comes out from behind.
Voltaire: Oh I'll be back! You'll see! You can run, but you can never hide from...the Evil Voltaire! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Spotlights dims and curtain closes

Loudspeakers play Safe and Sound by Capital Cities
Kendall enters stage: Hey everybody! Thanks for watching our play! We've had the best time! But before we go, let's say hi to the incredible cast who put this play together! I'm Kendall A. Tailfin and I play Steve. And now for the rest of the gang! Playing Sherlock Squarepants, Spongebob Squarepants!
Spongebob enters: D'ahahahahahahahahaha! Hi guys! Glad y'all can make it!
Kendall: Playing my nice neighbors, the Travis family, Jake Long!
Jake enters: Yo! What up people? That was a fun show we had! (Hi fives Kendall)
Kendall: Ke$ha!
Ke$ha enters: Hello everyone! I'm so glad you came today!
Kendall: And Patrick Star!
Patrick enters: Yay! I'm the STAR of the show! (Laughs)
Kendall: Ha ha ha! Good one Patrick! Playing my girlfriend Cat, Ariana Grande!
Ariana enters: Hi! Thank you guys for coming! (Hugs Kendall)
Kendall: Aw, thanks Ariana! Playing my main manager Josh, Gumball Watterson!
Gumball enters: Oh yeah! Arcades are awesome! (Fist bumps Kendall)
Kendall: And last but not least, a very good friend of mine who brought our antagonist to life! Playing Voltaire...(crickets chirping)...I said, playing Voltaire...
Jake: Hey, where did that punk go?
Spongebob: Yeah? We need the main antagonist out here!
Ariana: He was with us a minute ago.
Kendall: I wonder where he went...
Voltaire: (comes out from behind curtain behind Kendall) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Kendall: AAAAAH! Oh! (Laughs)
Cast laughs
Kendall: Oh you silly goon! Now, playing Voltaire...
Voltaire: (takes off mask) Ta-da!
Kendall: Dr Blowhole!
Dr Blowhole: Thank you guys! It is our pleasure to entertain all of you!
Kendall: It sure is! Okay guys, let's take a bow!
Cast takes a bow, wave, and blow kisses as audience gives standing ovation
Kendall: Me and the cast will now go to the lobby for pictures and autographs! Thank you all for watching Voltaire's Revenge! Good night!
Cast gets off stage and go into the lobby for pictures and autographs. Audience leave the theater.