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At the Bar:
"Okay who the hell stole my train ticket?!" "No one who dumbass palm tree! No one would ever steal from such a sexy guy like you Envy." Said Ed. "You called me sexy again Ed. Wait... wait... wait you should tolatally have Mustang have sex with you." "Dude I should toltally do that." "Okay, okay you might want to practice on someone before that way y... you know what your doing." "Yeah Envy ma... mabey I could practice on you?" "Okay let's go to the bathroom so n... no one see's us." "Mmm-Hmm to the bathroom it is."
In the Bathroom:
"Ohhhhh, ohhhhhh, goooooooooooodddddd, go in farther, farther, farther Ed go... in... farther!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "I'm gonna come Ed! Ohhhhhhhhhhh! And boom goes the dynamite."
Mustangs P.O.V.
It was just a normal day at the office untill the day was over. "Finally I can leave this hell for the living!" "Cornel I have to tell you that Edward is at the bar can you go pick him up?" Asked Riza. "Why do I have to do it?" "Because you need the exersise, your his boss, and besides he's at the bar wich means you can get a drink as well." "Fiiiiiiiiiine. I'll do it." A few hours later:
"What's that noise? It sounds like pleasure. I'll go check it out. Oh my god... EDWARD ELRIC THE FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST GET AWAY FROM THE HOMUNCULUS NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Ed's P.O.V.
"Cor... cornel what are you doing here?" "I was going to pick you up then I heard very noiey people and went to check it out then found you to having sex!" "I was practicing." "For what?!" "Envy dared me to have sex with you and I didn't know how so he let me try it with him." "That's your coming with me and your going to tell your brother about this." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
THE END
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