A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, you will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what you ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could you tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, you will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what you ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could you tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the boat yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
#1 Man Talking to a King
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the password "penis". The computer says: ERROR! password too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!
Man: Your majesty, what do a million years count for you?
King: For me, A minute.
Man: What do a million dollars count for you?
King: For me, a penny.
Man: Can I have a penny?
King: Wait a minute.
#2 A man talking to a doctor.
Man: Doctor I feel like everyone is trying to get rid of me.
Doctor: Next!
#3 (WARNING: rude joke) A man got, married. He opened his wife's lap top. He entered the password "penis". The computer says: ERROR! password too short!
#4 Santa talking to Banta
Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.
#5 Q:Why do some idiots take a car door with them when they go to the desert?
A: So they can open the window when it gets hot.
#6 Q: Who can jump higher than a mountain?
a: Everyone! Mountains can't jump!
