When I was in the military they gave me a medal for killing two men and a discharge for loving one. -Epitaph of Leonard P. Matlovich, 1988 (Thanks, Marlene)
You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight. -Barry Goldwater
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? -Ernest Gaines
Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. -Sam Austin
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. -Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." -Robin Tyler
War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? -The Value of Families
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? -Author Unknown
Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality. -James Baldwin
What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains. -Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. -Elton John
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. -Dennis Miller
Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. -Judy Carter
I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied "so are all my heterosexual patients." -Ernest van den Haag, psychotherapist
When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys. -Andrew G. Dehel
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. -Amanda Bearse
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. -Letter to the editor, The Advocate
Straight Americans need... an education of the heart and soul. They must understand - to begin with - how it can feel to spend years denying your own deepest truths, to sit silently through classes, meals, and church services while people you love toss off remarks that brutalize your soul. -Bruce Bawer, The Advocate, 28 April 1998
You don't have to be straight to be in the military; you just have to be able to shoot straight. -Barry Goldwater
Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands? -Ernest Gaines
Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children. -Sam Austin
Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law. -Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy, A.D. 524
If homosexuality is a disease, let's all call in queer to work: "Hello. Can't work today, still queer." -Robin Tyler
War. Rape. Murder. Poverty. Equal rights for gays. Guess which one the Southern Baptist Convention is protesting? -The Value of Families
If time and space are curved, where do all of the straight people come from? -Author Unknown
Everybody's journey is individual. If you fall in love with a boy, you fall in love with a boy. The fact that many Americans consider it a disease says more about them than it does about homosexuality. -James Baldwin
What is straight? A line can be straight, or a street, but the human heart, oh, no, it's curved like a road through mountains. -Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire, 1947
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. -Elton John
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming on the AIDS quilt. -Dennis Miller
Jesse Helms and Newt Gingrich were shaking hands congratulating themselves on the introduction of an antigay bill in Congress. If it passes, they won't be able to shake hands, because it will then be illegal for a prick to touch an asshole. -Judy Carter
I am reminded of a colleague who reiterated "all my homosexual patients are quite sick" - to which I finally replied "so are all my heterosexual patients." -Ernest van den Haag, psychotherapist
When it comes to exploring the sea of love, I prefer buoys. -Andrew G. Dehel
My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. -Amanda Bearse
Soldiers who are not afraid of guns, bombs, capture, torture or death say they are afraid of homosexuals. Clearly we should not be used as soldiers; we should be used as weapons. -Letter to the editor, The Advocate
Straight Americans need... an education of the heart and soul. They must understand - to begin with - how it can feel to spend years denying your own deepest truths, to sit silently through classes, meals, and church services while people you love toss off remarks that brutalize your soul. -Bruce Bawer, The Advocate, 28 April 1998
