When me and my friend Fiona were in the sixth grade, we decided to write a fanfiction about the Twilight characters going to Hogwarts. (We were both major Twilight fans then.) I wasn't the best writer in those days, so the beginning of the fanfic isn't great, but it gets better as we go along.
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were writing by e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is writing about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING, Emily. Anywho, hope you enjoy!
Dear diary,
Why do the bad things always happen to me? Let’s review the day shall we? In three hours I went from happy to hated. Right now I am in the Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry but – I'm getting ahead of myself. I should explain what happened first.
“Come in” Kyle said. Kyle was a scrawny 12 year old boy-same age as me- with honey blond hair and he usually wore a scientist’s coat. He was in his “office” A.K.A. mad scientist lab. (But don't tell him I said that) “Yo Kyle here is the stack of books that I DO want you to put me in and here is the stack of books I DON'T want you to put me in. I am repeating this slowly so that you understand” I set the books down in different piles. I was like that. Sarcastic and smart mouthy. I am a 12 year old girl with straight copper hair and green eyes. “Ugh” Kyle said “why do you always talk to me like that? I'm tired of it!” “Ok OK ill stop” I started backing up. “EMILY NO!” Kyle said I stopped. “What?” “Oh whew I thought you were going to back up into the GO button”
“What GO button? Whoa!” I said as I fell. “Ow!” I had backed up into something. Hard. “Yeih!” Kyle exclaimed. “That button.”
“Wait huh? Oh no not again” I said as I began disappearing. “Wait a minute aren't I supposed to be going into the books I do want? Oh yeah! Well then I have nothing to worry about except for I put the books on the wrong place didn't I?”
“Yup”
“Oh crap” I said as I went into the books I REALLY did not want to go in.
So, diary that’s pretty much where we are now
Emily
Dear Diary,
I am having the best day ever. We accidentally combined 2 books and got sucked into them. Now I am a 12 year old witch going to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. I am soooooooooooooooo exited. We are going to go to the school tomorrow. When we went to get supplies I saw this realllllllly cute boy. He’s a wizard. He says Slithirin is the best house. That’s the one I wanted to be in. Wait isn't this all a book. Didn’t Emily say not to mess with it? But the wizard guy is soooooooooooooooo cute. Did I ever read this book... yeah, I did....... OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We could be death eaters together. I always thought harry was dumb. Who has a name like that, Harry Potter? Maybe he’s a Potter, like the people who make pottery. Maybe he’s a harry potter. Well whatev. I’m going to stop writing now.... yep...... stopping. Bye now
~Peace out
Oh I 4got I <3 DRACO MALFOY
Dear journal,
Why?" why? Why? I never saw anything like it. Ron, sure. Harry, sure but noooooooo peace is hitting on big-mouth boy! I mean Harry's cute and I've had a crush on him since I was like 8 but I would never actually DO anything about it. Besides maybe kill Ginny in her sleep-but Malfoy? Oh and to top it off, the characters in twilight have apparently followed us here! Grrrrrrrrrrrr we got the sorting hat today. Figures. I'm in Gryffindor. Oh but here’s the creepy part: peace. Is. in. Slithirin. Even creepier: SHES HAPPY ABOUT IT! I swear that girl will be a death eater by the end of our journey through the seven books if I don't do something about it QUICK!!!!!
Emily
Dear what-ever-you-are-i-really-dont-care,
Hogwarts express: realllllllllllllllllly good I sat next to Draco. And he talked to me. When we were getting off I tripped and he helped me up. I was soooooooooooooooo close to him. He smelled good. Like blood. Not that I like blood. But it smelled good. Well not blood more like wood chips. New wood chips.....
Feast: well I got sorted into slytherin. SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!! I know!!!!!!! I am writing under the table. And the food is Soooo good. Draco has been talking to me this whole time. He even passed me sausages. And boy were they good. I think he likes me back. Did I mention how cute he is? Well he is REALLY cute.
Slytherin common room: OH MY GOD NO JOKE!!!!!!!! DRACO KISSED ME IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BET EMILY IS SOOOOOOO JELOUS!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HER!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD... WHY AM I STILL WRITING THE CUTEST BOY ON EARTH KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Peace Malfoy<3
Dear diary,
Ok. It’s official. Peace has gone completely mad. Draco Malfoy kissed her. I wonder if she is still mad for shoving soap in her mouth after she told me. Me and Hermione have been getting along great. And if I know my books we will be going to find the sorcerers stone tomorrow. Weeeeeee. Waaaaaaaaaaa. Harry's hot. But I wouldn't go crushing on him like some back stabbers I know. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go toilet paper the slytherin common room (I beat the password out of Crabbe)
Emily
Dear whoever’s-reading-this,
Ok I won’t lie. Me and Draco have been making out every second we are together. He’s such a good kisser. Emily keeps glaring at me, and she’s slapped me several times. The first time I told her she put soap in my mouth. It tasted good. It tasted a lot like Draco’s lips. Wow I love Draco. It all seems like a dream. OH I have to go make out with Draco. Be right back.
BACK. I can’t even describe it. Making out with Draco. I love him. I wonder how long I’ve been here at Hogwarts.
I just asked Draco he says 6 weeks. I just made out with him again. Anyways.....Nothing else much to say. I don’t do much anymore do some magic, some making out, ext... ext....
~Peace Malfoy
Dear journal-diary-thingy,
Kill me. Just kill me. No matter what I did she just keeps making out with big-mouth boy. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Any way we are going to have to go in the forbidden forest now. Catch you later.
Emily
Dear whatever-you-are,
Yes this is the same day of my last entry. But,
I.am.mad.at.emily. she toilet papered the common room wail we were asleep. Or at least she thought we were. Me and Draco were making out on a couch and it was facing away from the door. Emily didn't see us. But when she walked around and saw us well. Draco and me tied her up and dragged her to professor snape. Snape took her to Dumbledore. AND GUESS WHAT? Emily lost 100 points for Gryffindor (YES!!!!). I was crying from happiness. Draco thought I was sad so he made out with me to make me feel better. Me and Draco got 10 points each. OH YEAH and another girl named Alice, raven claw, has a crush on Draco. AND she has a boyfriend. What kind of lousy girl does that? Oh and there is this girl named Rosalie? She’s in slytherin too. She always fallows me around. She does whatever I tell her to do. The only bad thing about her is that she has been making out with a hufflepuff boy. HUFFLEPUFF. His name is Emmett. What kind of a name is that? And they are these other two boys Edward and cedric. They look identical, like twins. But they aren’t even related. oh if whoever reads this is wondering how I’m doing in school well; I’ve been copying Draco’s homework(he copied Crabbe’s who copied goyles who coped Rosalie who stole it from someone), I’ve been doing great in all classes. Me and Draco are professor snape's favorites.
I’ve also secretly given this message to Emily:
Emily,
As you know I have been making out with Draco a lot lately. I know how you can be with Harry. Send me back a message soon. Oh and if you get harry you have to do something for me, kill alice. ~Peace
Emily hasn't sent me anything back yet. So yeah....
~Peace Malfoy (well SHOULD be Malfoy)
Dear WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Peace has lost her mind as much as Alice did! (But don’t tell her I said that) me and Edward HATE Malfoy and will beat him up momentarily. This will be GREAT!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!! Oh wait but peace will kill me. Shoot. Oh! I know! I’ll show her harry potter 4 and 5! THAT will get her to hate Draco. Hopefully. Oh who am I kidding this will never work! But hey, worth a shot.
Emily
Dear uh-what-are-you-again,
Emily hasn't wrote back. OH and good news I remembered what happens in this book. I have told Draco before the 'e-club'(Emily, Harry, Hermione, and Ron) sneaks out. We are going to invade the Gryffindor common room and destroy everything. And even better; I stole the invisibility cloak from headmaster dumb-door (what kind of a name is that?). We are sneaking in tonight. Tonight is also the night Hagrid takes them into the forest for a punishment.
BAD NEWS. Draco went after them and got caught with them. I am going alone to the Gryffindor common room. Draco gave me a good luck kiss. Now I am off to destroy their common room.
~Peace
Draco
4
ever
Must-kill-peace-
Oh sorry I guess I’m just a little spaced out from tonight. Harry asked if he could write tonight’s summary. p.s. I think peace has lost her memory of her past. Again. Making a note to self of talking to Alice about cures for this. I forgave peace for tying me up like that. Heck, I think all my friends have tied me up at some point or an other. Heck Becky even tried to kill me once! (Not on purpose)
Emily said I could write the summary for tonight so here it is. We were walking through the forest with Hagrid Emily, some of Emily's friends, ron, Hermione, and Malfoy when suddenly Hagrid says "lets split up we have to find who has been drinking unicorn blood.” and Emily kind of looked confused, then angry. Her friends all looked around at each other. There’s one of her friends.......Hmmmmm.......that Edward boy, he looks familiar. Hmmm......well we found the person-ish that's been drinking the unicorn blood. Emily attacked it and was flown against a tree and was held there until the horse dude saved her.
Emily & Harry
Dear Peace's Diary,
This is Draco Malfoy writing. Peace broke her left arm so she can no longer write. As you can probably tell she is left handed. I am writing a summery of our day.
We had potions with Professor Snape. Potter lost 10 points for Gryffindor because he is so dumb. Granger lost 2 points. The-Weasle-King lost 4 points. The-Emily-girl lost 22. I, Draco Malfoy, gained 9 points for Slytherin. Peace gained 13 points, lucky her!
Later Peace, Crabbe, Goyles, and I were walking outside. We passed by Hagrid’s Hut and The-Emily-Girl thought we were fallowing them and attacked Peace, which is how Peace broke her arm.
~Draco Malfoy
Oh, wow....... I just read several of the first pages of Peace's Diary. W-O-W
Dear OH CRAP!
Okay I messed up big time I um might have accidentally broke peace's arm. In my defense I thought they were following us! I was telling them about the Edward-Cedric mix up and the last thing I wanted was big mouth boy and his friends to hear. So I kind of jumped on her. Oops. Oh, and um harry is acting really weird. Like he crushes on be back! UH_OH! NOT good! This could totally mess things up with harry and Ginny! Only a love potion could have done this! I swear when I get my hands on peace she will have to write with her feet. Oh and I saw Draco Malfoy writing in peace's diary for her. I have to get my hands on that diary! SORCERERS STONE COUNTDOWN: 2 WEEKS!
Emily
You'll notice that our seprate entries can get a bit confusing at times, and that's because we were writing by e-mail because she lives six hours away from me, and we were just making it up as we went along. Fiona is writing about the character Peace, and I am using the character that I use for EVERYTHING, Emily. Anywho, hope you enjoy!
Dear diary,
Why do the bad things always happen to me? Let’s review the day shall we? In three hours I went from happy to hated. Right now I am in the Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry but – I'm getting ahead of myself. I should explain what happened first.
“Come in” Kyle said. Kyle was a scrawny 12 year old boy-same age as me- with honey blond hair and he usually wore a scientist’s coat. He was in his “office” A.K.A. mad scientist lab. (But don't tell him I said that) “Yo Kyle here is the stack of books that I DO want you to put me in and here is the stack of books I DON'T want you to put me in. I am repeating this slowly so that you understand” I set the books down in different piles. I was like that. Sarcastic and smart mouthy. I am a 12 year old girl with straight copper hair and green eyes. “Ugh” Kyle said “why do you always talk to me like that? I'm tired of it!” “Ok OK ill stop” I started backing up. “EMILY NO!” Kyle said I stopped. “What?” “Oh whew I thought you were going to back up into the GO button”
“What GO button? Whoa!” I said as I fell. “Ow!” I had backed up into something. Hard. “Yeih!” Kyle exclaimed. “That button.”
“Wait huh? Oh no not again” I said as I began disappearing. “Wait a minute aren't I supposed to be going into the books I do want? Oh yeah! Well then I have nothing to worry about except for I put the books on the wrong place didn't I?”
“Yup”
“Oh crap” I said as I went into the books I REALLY did not want to go in.
So, diary that’s pretty much where we are now
Emily
Dear Diary,
I am having the best day ever. We accidentally combined 2 books and got sucked into them. Now I am a 12 year old witch going to Hogwarts School of witchcraft and wizardry. I am soooooooooooooooo exited. We are going to go to the school tomorrow. When we went to get supplies I saw this realllllllly cute boy. He’s a wizard. He says Slithirin is the best house. That’s the one I wanted to be in. Wait isn't this all a book. Didn’t Emily say not to mess with it? But the wizard guy is soooooooooooooooo cute. Did I ever read this book... yeah, I did....... OMG I HAVE A CRUSH ON DRACO MALFOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We could be death eaters together. I always thought harry was dumb. Who has a name like that, Harry Potter? Maybe he’s a Potter, like the people who make pottery. Maybe he’s a harry potter. Well whatev. I’m going to stop writing now.... yep...... stopping. Bye now
~Peace out
Oh I 4got I <3 DRACO MALFOY
Dear journal,
Why?" why? Why? I never saw anything like it. Ron, sure. Harry, sure but noooooooo peace is hitting on big-mouth boy! I mean Harry's cute and I've had a crush on him since I was like 8 but I would never actually DO anything about it. Besides maybe kill Ginny in her sleep-but Malfoy? Oh and to top it off, the characters in twilight have apparently followed us here! Grrrrrrrrrrrr we got the sorting hat today. Figures. I'm in Gryffindor. Oh but here’s the creepy part: peace. Is. in. Slithirin. Even creepier: SHES HAPPY ABOUT IT! I swear that girl will be a death eater by the end of our journey through the seven books if I don't do something about it QUICK!!!!!
Emily
Dear what-ever-you-are-i-really-dont-care,
Hogwarts express: realllllllllllllllllly good I sat next to Draco. And he talked to me. When we were getting off I tripped and he helped me up. I was soooooooooooooooo close to him. He smelled good. Like blood. Not that I like blood. But it smelled good. Well not blood more like wood chips. New wood chips.....
Feast: well I got sorted into slytherin. SLYTHERIN!!!!!!!!! I know!!!!!!! I am writing under the table. And the food is Soooo good. Draco has been talking to me this whole time. He even passed me sausages. And boy were they good. I think he likes me back. Did I mention how cute he is? Well he is REALLY cute.
Slytherin common room: OH MY GOD NO JOKE!!!!!!!! DRACO KISSED ME IM NOT KIDDING!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!! HE KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!! ON THE LIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BET EMILY IS SOOOOOOO JELOUS!!!!!!! I CAN'T WAIT TO TELL HER!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD... WHY AM I STILL WRITING THE CUTEST BOY ON EARTH KISSED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~Peace Malfoy<3
Dear diary,
Ok. It’s official. Peace has gone completely mad. Draco Malfoy kissed her. I wonder if she is still mad for shoving soap in her mouth after she told me. Me and Hermione have been getting along great. And if I know my books we will be going to find the sorcerers stone tomorrow. Weeeeeee. Waaaaaaaaaaa. Harry's hot. But I wouldn't go crushing on him like some back stabbers I know. Now if you'll excuse me, I am going to go toilet paper the slytherin common room (I beat the password out of Crabbe)
Emily
Dear whoever’s-reading-this,
Ok I won’t lie. Me and Draco have been making out every second we are together. He’s such a good kisser. Emily keeps glaring at me, and she’s slapped me several times. The first time I told her she put soap in my mouth. It tasted good. It tasted a lot like Draco’s lips. Wow I love Draco. It all seems like a dream. OH I have to go make out with Draco. Be right back.
BACK. I can’t even describe it. Making out with Draco. I love him. I wonder how long I’ve been here at Hogwarts.
I just asked Draco he says 6 weeks. I just made out with him again. Anyways.....Nothing else much to say. I don’t do much anymore do some magic, some making out, ext... ext....
~Peace Malfoy
Dear journal-diary-thingy,
Kill me. Just kill me. No matter what I did she just keeps making out with big-mouth boy. GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!! Any way we are going to have to go in the forbidden forest now. Catch you later.
Emily
Dear whatever-you-are,
Yes this is the same day of my last entry. But,
I.am.mad.at.emily. she toilet papered the common room wail we were asleep. Or at least she thought we were. Me and Draco were making out on a couch and it was facing away from the door. Emily didn't see us. But when she walked around and saw us well. Draco and me tied her up and dragged her to professor snape. Snape took her to Dumbledore. AND GUESS WHAT? Emily lost 100 points for Gryffindor (YES!!!!). I was crying from happiness. Draco thought I was sad so he made out with me to make me feel better. Me and Draco got 10 points each. OH YEAH and another girl named Alice, raven claw, has a crush on Draco. AND she has a boyfriend. What kind of lousy girl does that? Oh and there is this girl named Rosalie? She’s in slytherin too. She always fallows me around. She does whatever I tell her to do. The only bad thing about her is that she has been making out with a hufflepuff boy. HUFFLEPUFF. His name is Emmett. What kind of a name is that? And they are these other two boys Edward and cedric. They look identical, like twins. But they aren’t even related. oh if whoever reads this is wondering how I’m doing in school well; I’ve been copying Draco’s homework(he copied Crabbe’s who copied goyles who coped Rosalie who stole it from someone), I’ve been doing great in all classes. Me and Draco are professor snape's favorites.
I’ve also secretly given this message to Emily:
Emily,
As you know I have been making out with Draco a lot lately. I know how you can be with Harry. Send me back a message soon. Oh and if you get harry you have to do something for me, kill alice. ~Peace
Emily hasn't sent me anything back yet. So yeah....
~Peace Malfoy (well SHOULD be Malfoy)
Dear WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WHY?!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Peace has lost her mind as much as Alice did! (But don’t tell her I said that) me and Edward HATE Malfoy and will beat him up momentarily. This will be GREAT!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!! Oh wait but peace will kill me. Shoot. Oh! I know! I’ll show her harry potter 4 and 5! THAT will get her to hate Draco. Hopefully. Oh who am I kidding this will never work! But hey, worth a shot.
Emily
Dear uh-what-are-you-again,
Emily hasn't wrote back. OH and good news I remembered what happens in this book. I have told Draco before the 'e-club'(Emily, Harry, Hermione, and Ron) sneaks out. We are going to invade the Gryffindor common room and destroy everything. And even better; I stole the invisibility cloak from headmaster dumb-door (what kind of a name is that?). We are sneaking in tonight. Tonight is also the night Hagrid takes them into the forest for a punishment.
BAD NEWS. Draco went after them and got caught with them. I am going alone to the Gryffindor common room. Draco gave me a good luck kiss. Now I am off to destroy their common room.
~Peace
Draco
4
ever
Must-kill-peace-
Oh sorry I guess I’m just a little spaced out from tonight. Harry asked if he could write tonight’s summary. p.s. I think peace has lost her memory of her past. Again. Making a note to self of talking to Alice about cures for this. I forgave peace for tying me up like that. Heck, I think all my friends have tied me up at some point or an other. Heck Becky even tried to kill me once! (Not on purpose)
Emily said I could write the summary for tonight so here it is. We were walking through the forest with Hagrid Emily, some of Emily's friends, ron, Hermione, and Malfoy when suddenly Hagrid says "lets split up we have to find who has been drinking unicorn blood.” and Emily kind of looked confused, then angry. Her friends all looked around at each other. There’s one of her friends.......Hmmmmm.......that Edward boy, he looks familiar. Hmmm......well we found the person-ish that's been drinking the unicorn blood. Emily attacked it and was flown against a tree and was held there until the horse dude saved her.
Emily & Harry
Dear Peace's Diary,
This is Draco Malfoy writing. Peace broke her left arm so she can no longer write. As you can probably tell she is left handed. I am writing a summery of our day.
We had potions with Professor Snape. Potter lost 10 points for Gryffindor because he is so dumb. Granger lost 2 points. The-Weasle-King lost 4 points. The-Emily-girl lost 22. I, Draco Malfoy, gained 9 points for Slytherin. Peace gained 13 points, lucky her!
Later Peace, Crabbe, Goyles, and I were walking outside. We passed by Hagrid’s Hut and The-Emily-Girl thought we were fallowing them and attacked Peace, which is how Peace broke her arm.
~Draco Malfoy
Oh, wow....... I just read several of the first pages of Peace's Diary. W-O-W
Dear OH CRAP!
Okay I messed up big time I um might have accidentally broke peace's arm. In my defense I thought they were following us! I was telling them about the Edward-Cedric mix up and the last thing I wanted was big mouth boy and his friends to hear. So I kind of jumped on her. Oops. Oh, and um harry is acting really weird. Like he crushes on be back! UH_OH! NOT good! This could totally mess things up with harry and Ginny! Only a love potion could have done this! I swear when I get my hands on peace she will have to write with her feet. Oh and I saw Draco Malfoy writing in peace's diary for her. I have to get my hands on that diary! SORCERERS STONE COUNTDOWN: 2 WEEKS!
Emily
