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BellaCullen96 said:
Of course I do! My favorite is Snape's Diary.
Harry: Oh my God, look what I found!
Ron: Is that a book?
Hermione: I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book!
Harry: It's not just any book guys.
Ron: Is it a young adult vampire romance novel?
(Cut to Ron shown facing the corner)
Harry: Anyway, I just happened to find this book in Snape's bedroom in a locked trunk under his bed. It's his diary!
Ron: Wow! Shall we read it?
Harry: I've got a better idea. Let's read it!
Snape: Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice. When I brought them home, one devoured the other, then died of loneliness.
Ron: Mmmm, I like prunes!
Dumbledore: Did somebody say prunes?
Ron: I said prunes! How did he know?
Dumbledore: What are you monkeys up to? Studying for class?
Harry: No, we're invading Professor Snape's privacy by reading his personal diary which we stole from his room!
Dumbledore: Ah, but you don't have any prunes, do you?
Harry: I'm afraid not.
Dumbledore: I'm very disappointed in you Harry.
Snape: I lost a button on my cloak today. Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire falculty. Oh, cruel attention.
Button oh, button oh;
Where have thou fled;
Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread?
Did thee roll of my bosom and cease to exist?
How I wish I can follow thee into the mist. . . .
Snape: Eh, somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room. . . . Wait a minute, that book ─ What are you doing!
Harry: Snape, Ron stole your diary!
Snape: WHAT!? You didn't read it, did you?
Harry: Oh, he read it all right. He read it ALL.
Snape: This is unacceptable!
Ron: I like the story about the button, Snape.
Snape: You ─ you did?
Ron: It made me sad thinking about that little button, lost and alone. . . . I hope you find you find your button, Snape.
Snape: So do I, orange one, so do I. . . .
Ron: I like buttons!
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