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How do you know you're taking Harry Potter too seriously?

Your computer says "You've Got Mail" and you run outside looking for an owl.
You ask for a broom for Christmas.
You sort everyone you meet into the four Hogwarts houses.
You went out and bought the latest edition of the Webster's Dictionary because they added the word "muggle".
You were burned trying to get through the flames of your fireplace.
You were kicked out of the movie theater for standing on your chair, throwing your shoe at the screen and yelling "THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN IN THE BOOK!"
posted by SpecialAgentKat
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts: ...

1) Seamus Finnegan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokémon cards and convince him they're real...
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Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.

"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the next person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling love might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most recent survey. Here's what he had to say:

Was your last kiss standing up, sitting down, or lying down?
The only kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.

Whose bed were you on last?
Nagini's,...
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1. Harry James Potter:

He taught me that i can withstand anything with the power of love. When most of the wizarding world thought he was a joke (because he believed Voldemort was back) He did not back down. He said he believed Voldemort was alive and stuck to it. He did not care who laughed at him, who believed him and who did not because he knew Hermione and Ron were standing by him, too. He taught me sheer willpower.
He taught me to take responsibility. It is not always about what i want or need. It about what is right. What is right for the ones i care about. He taught me to put others first,...
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posted by bendaimmortal
I think there's something fishy to it. Because it's horribly unreliable and through that horribly unfair and useless.

Some theorize that magical children are born with the Trace but I don't think so because the books talk about it as something that is put on people, as in a charm. And in magic it should be possible to make a more specifically effective charm. Even the Magic Quill at Hogwarts lists the names of every magical inhdividual born. The Trace should be working the samw way but it isn't.

I've racked my brain with the Trace matters after I (in the Answers part of thsi club) brought up...
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posted by ChuckQueenB
I don't know things about you but in my side, i will really miss my childhood movie. I was growing up with this movie. I really can't beliave the end has came. I will miss the perfect friendsip trio; Harry-Hermione-Ron.
I will miss Romione couple. At the beggining, we all thought there will be a chemistiry between Harry and Hermione but as the time goes on, we all learned how can love be possible, funny. We loved Romione!Their fights were the beggining of a big love. :)

I really love this movie because when ron left hermione and fight with Harry, Hermione cried at all nights but she pretended like she does never care. And she tried to help Harry all the time. She didn't hurt herself or stopped being.

I will never forget the most enjoyable Beautiful perfect movie in my life.!
i really want to know your ideas. I will always be watching and writing comments about it!
and do't forget that; LEGEDS ARE UNFORGETTABLE:))
Your favorite devils food cake recipe, made into cupcakes
black string licorice

Instructions
Bake your cupcakes according to the instructions, without using paper cup liners.
Slice off the top of the crown of each cupcake so that when it is turned upside down, it sits flat. This gives you more of a cauldron shape than a cupcake shape.
Cut the black string licorice into small pieces and poke them into the cupcakes as cauldron handles.


Ingredients
dark chocolate
dry chow mein noodles

Instructions
Melt your chocolate until smooth.
Stir in noodles until the mixture is thick enough to hold together.
Spoon bite-sized clusters onto wax paper and let harden in the refrigerator.
If you want longer-lasting candy, melt 1 stick cooking paraffin per 12 oz of chocolate before adding the noodles.
These can be frozen, just thaw before serving.
I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled you once,
Now I dueled you twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.

We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!



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If only we could be together,
You and I,
But our parents would never allow it,
You and I,
Our hearts are broken,
Yours and mine,
I weep for you,
My dear Rose,
Tears run down my face,
Like water flows.
I love the way your wand made flowers,
Made me feel like I had super powers.
I love your spirit,
Fierce but charming,
Complimenting and healing mine,
Which is hurtfull and harming.
My dad's a butt,
My mum is too,
But YOU made my heart soar,
When I was with YOU.
Your the best witch ever,
Inherrited your mum's brains,
Your hair is fiery,
Like a bright pretty flame.
If only we could be together,
You and I,
Forever together,
You and I
1) Attempt to use Snape's oily hair to cook chips

2) Send Snape shampoo

3) Take pictures of himself while showering and then sell them to the female population of Hogwarts.

4) Give Remus a makeover while he is asleep.

5) Ask the potions professor whether the day's assignment can be used a sexual lubricant.

6) Sign his essays 'Seriously Sexy Sirius'.

7) Convince Remus that all the books in the library have been stolen and that it is closing down.

8) Tell First years that Filch is the Voice of God.

9)Tell people that it's Remus' Time of the Month when he tells First Years off for breathing too loudly.

10)Calling Lucius Malfoy "Luscious Mouthful" is just plain gross

11)I will not change the password to the prefects' bath to "Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty".
The Wife of the Convicted
Chapter 1
Disclaimer – I do not own any of the Harry Potters. Those are copyright of J.K. Rowling.



DAILY PROPHET
Missing?
By: Marana Island

Two weeks ago a young witch and wizard named Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy went missing. Ministry will not give out any information on the whereabouts, and/or any information on whether foul play was involved, but rumors say that Malfoy and Granger walked out the Barnacle Bar at 1:37 A.M. on June 5. Malfoy looked beat and Granger was hanging onto him to make sure he didn’t fall. Mr. Lucius Malfoy gave us a statement yesterday....
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I: Who have you loved in your life?
R: Lavender Brown, Fleur Delacoure, Hermione Granger

I: Who is your best friend?
R: Harry, no duh!
I: What about Hermione?
R: She doesn't count! She's my wife!

I: How did you feel at first about Harry dating Ginny, your sister?
R: Ihad actually been trying to get them together for years! I was only mad because Hermione wasn't dating me at the time...

I: Which one of your kids do you like better?
R: I can't say?! I like all of them! Heugo does have good looks though... I wonder where he got them from? Hmmm? Hmmm?(flexes muscles, and smooths hair)

I: were you...
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SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT, BUT HERE IT IS CHAPTER 10. ENJOY

Chapter 10: Quidditch Practice Can Ruin Friendships

I couldn't help notice that Harry was anxious in class all day.I guess I would be too,I mean,after that flying lesson when we were finally able to ride, I felt so free and relaxed.I would love to play Quidditch,especially with the best broom out there,but maybe next year or something like that.
After class we raced into Harry and Ron's room to open the package.
Whoa.I may not have see alot of broomsticks but that shit looked hot!He is SO lucky to be on the team.I told him how I would...
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Chapter 9: What's in the Mail Today?

As soon as we got in the room, we were showered with questions.
"Where were you?We were waiting for you after dinner."said Nix, as calmly as always
"I saw you leave with Harry!Where did you all all go?" Em nearly screamed out.
"You left with Harry?"
"What did you do?"
"HEY!!" that go their attention."Look long story short, we went to the forbidden corridor on the third floor." I explained
"Really?Well I'm happy you three survived,it would be terrible to have three of my roommates die a painful death."
"It WOULD be horrible. Then there would be no more people...
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