Greece: *petting cat* what's your name girl?
what's your style?
Turkey: MAN YOU MUST BE UP OUT YO MIND!!!
England: OBJETCION!!!
Japan: OBJETCTION!!!
America: OBJECTION!!!
Hungray: OBJECTION!!!
Lithuania: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE SCREAMING
ABOUT!!!!
Poland: LIKE YOU SHOULD LIKE...GO AND LIKE SHOW ME
YOUR C**K AND JUNK AGAIN!!! IT'S GROWN BIGGER
SINCE I LAST SAW IT!!!
Lithuania: *dramatic stare* ...HELL...NO...
China: NIHAO JAPAN!!!!
Japan: *runs to China* CHINA!? WHAT THE F**K ARE
YOU DOING HERE B**CH!? I...MUTHER F**KER I TOLD
YOU TO NEVER MUTHER F**KING SHOW YO FACE AROUND
HERE MUTHER F**K!!! MUTHER F**K!!! AND YOU DON'T
MUTHER F**KING CALL ME JAPAN ANYMORE MUTHER F**KER
MY NAME IS NOT JAPAN!!! I'M NOT JOKING WIT YOU
MUTHER F**KER!! CALL ME KIKU FROM NOW ON MY NAME
IS KIKU FROM NOW ON MUTHER F**KER!!! OH MY F**K...
GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE!! I THOUGH I NEVER TOLD
YOU TO NEVER SHOW THE F**K AROUND HERE AGAIN!!!
MOTHER F**KER!!! AND RUSSIA IS NOT YOURS EITHER
HE'S MY B**CH NOW HE'S NOT YOUR B**CH ANYMORE
B**CH!!! B**CH!!! HE'S NOT YOUR B**CH ANYMORE!!!!
HE'S MY B**CH!!! YOU ALREADY TOOK ENGLAND AWAY
FROM ME!!! YOU HAVE NO B**CHES GONNA NEED TWO
B**CHES IN FACT I'M TAKING ENGLAND BACK I WANT TWO
B**CHES HERE!!! YOU HAVE ZERO B**CHES!!!! CHINA
MUTHER F**KER!!! CHINA OH MY F**KING GOD I'M GONNA
KILL YOU!!! CHINA I TOLD NEVER COME AROUND HERE
EVER AGAIN!!! MUTHER F**KER!!! Y-YOU JUST MIGHT
AS WELL GET THE F**K OUTTA HERE BEFORE I F**KING
CAP YO A$$ MUTHER F**KER!!! OH MUTHER F**KER!!!
I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!! *walks in fron of China
holding kutone with pissed off face*
China: *looks at Japan's kutone with a big sweat
thing running down his head:
Japan: *whispers* muther f**ker...muther f**ker...
*taps kutone on China's head* get the f**k outta
here...i'm going to..*taps kutone on China's head
again* i'm gonna do it...*keeps tapping China on
the head with kutone* you don't get the f**k outta
here...muther f**ker...*holds kutone at China's
head*
China:...
Japan: *leaps* THAT'S IT!!!!
Japan and China: *blood flying and China screaming*
Japan: *stands up with blood covering him* YAY!!!
China: CAN I GET UP ARU!!!
Japan: HUH!? OH? YEAH SURE...
China: WHAT THE F**K WAS ALL THAT ABOUT!!!
Japan:...BECAUSE YOU'RE AN IDIOT!!!!
England: SUMMON RUSSIA!!!
Japan, China, and Italy: *playing drums*
England:...SUMMMON SUMMON SUMMON RUSSIA!!!
Japan, China, and Italy: *playing drums harder*
England: SUMMON SUMMON SUMMON RUSSIA!!!
Russia: *breaks hole in door with pipe causing all
the lights to turn off*
Everyone:...AW...SHI-
Russia: *puts face through hole* HERE'S JHONNY!!!
China: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S THE END OF THE
WORLD!!!
Japan: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! EVERYONE PANIC!!! PANIC!
Greece: WHY DADDY!!!! WHY DOSE MOMMY WANT TO KILL
US ALL!? WHY!?
Turkey: YEA! WHAT THIS A$$ HOLE SAID!!
England: *hugs America*
America: *hugs England*
America and England: *break down crying*
Italy: WELL THIS IS THE END ROMANO!!!
Romano: I KNOW...LET'S PLAY TRUTH OR DARE!!!
Italy: SURE!!!
Romano: OKAY DARE ME!!!
Italy: I DARE YOU TO GET OUR CURLS STUCK TOGHTER
AND DRAG EACH OTHER!!!
Romano:...SHUA!!!
Spain: YAY!!! CAN I WATCH!! WAIT LET ME GET THIS
ON TAPE!!!
Russia: *hands video camrea* HERE! SOMETHING YOU
CAN DO BEFORE I END YOU!!!
Spain: THANKS RUSSIA!!!
Italy and Romano: OHHHH...THAT FEELS SOOOO GOOD!!!
Italy: *starts to drag Romano*
Romano: AHHH!!! STOP DRAGGING ME!!! *stands up and
runs dragging Italy*
Italy: AAAHHHHHHH!!!! THAT HURTS!!!
Spain: *nosebleeds*
Russia: watches*
Everyone: *stops panicing and watches*
Japan: *takes picture*
China: WANT SOME POPCORN?
Japan: SURE *eats some popcorn and slurps a random
coke that America gives him*
America: *slurps the coke* refreshment in a bottle
coke...
England: Japan...hand me a tissue
Japan: *hands England a tissue* nosebleed?
England: nosebleed
Germany: *untangles curls*
Italy and Romano: *panting*
Russia: okay...shall we contuine?
Everyone: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Japan: RUN AWAY!!! CONTUINE PANICING!!!!
England: HOLY!!! HELP US!!!
America and England: *breaks down crying while
hugging each other*
Russia: okay you can all leave except America
Everyone except America: okay *walks out*
Russia: AMERICA!!! COME ERE!!!
America: hey there
Russia: hey there!!! so uh... it's been 24 hours!
got my money?
America: oh! i um... you know what? just give me
till next friday and i'll have it for ya
Russia:oh...oh that's funny i could have sworn i
said have it today...
America: yeah i don't have it sorry
Russia:oh! well alright then...*drinks some oj*
mmm...that's some good oj *breaks glass in
America's face*
America: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Russia:DID THAT HURT!?
America: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Russia: THAT HURT!?
America: WHAT THE HELL!!!!
Russia: YEAH THAT DON'T FEEL SO GOOD HUH!?
America: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
Russia: NO EH!? *hits America with his pipe*
America:OOHHHHHH AHHH!?
Russia: *picks America up and puches him then
drops him and kick him* YEA!!
America: AHH!!!
Russia: THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS MAN!!!
America: *coughs*
Russia: *hits America with his pipe again*
America: OH MY GOD!!!
Russia: YEAH THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS!!!
America: *coughs*
Russia: *starts hitting and beating the crap out
of America with his pipe* WHERE'S MY MONEY!? YOU
GONNA GIVE ME MY MONEY!? WHERE'S MY MONEY MAN!!!
America: UH...OHHHA!!! AAHHH!!!
Russia: *slams pipe into America's head*
America: AAAAHHHH!!!
Russia: WHERE'S THE MONEY!? *resumes beating the
s**t out of America with his pipe* YEAH YOU LIKE
THAT!? THAT FEEL GOOD!? THAT FEEL GOOD!?
America: AAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Russia: *hits America again with so much force it
causes the ground to tremor* WHERE'S MY MONEY MAN!
WHERE'S MY MONEY!? *hits America with his pipe*
America: *is gasping for breath on the ground*
Russia: YOU GOT TILL FIVE O' CLOCK!!! YOU HEAR
ME!? FIVE O' CLOCK!!!!
America: *rolls over* YOU FREAKIN PSYCHOPATH!!!
Russia: WELL CLEAN YOUR SELF UP!!! *walks out*
England: *walks in then begans gasping* AGH...*
faints*
America: *faints*
Italy: i'm glad i don't owe Russia any money
Germany: yes very lucky...you see all that blood
that America lost?
Italy: BLOOD!? uh...*faints*
Russia: *dramatic face* DUN DUN DUNNNNN!!!
China: Russia do i owe you any money?
Russia: no...but America still owes me
China: oh thank god aru! i though i was gonna die!
Russia: but...you and Japan owe me saving your
butts by become one with me
Japan and China: since when!?
Russia: when i killed this alien thing that was
about to kill you
Japan and China: looks like we're on the bottom...
Russia: YAY!!!!
Greece: *singing crank that lion king*
Turkey: AWW....DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?
Greece: N-N-NO TURKEY! NO!
Turkey: I'M GONNA HUG YOOUUUU!!!
Greece: DAD!!! TURKEY IS TRYING TO HUG ME!!!!
Japan: *walks over to them* ACCTUALLY RUSSIA IS
YOUR FATHER AND I'M YOUR MOTHER AND I AM ABOUT TO
SPEND QULITALY TIME WITH YOUR DAD AND YOUR UNCLE
UNDER THE COVERS BECAUSE YOUR DAD WANTS ME TO
BECOME ONE WITH HIM AGAIN AND MY BODY STILL HURTS!
Greece: OKAY YOU DID NOT HAVE TO TELL US THAT!!!!
China: MY BODY ALSO STILL HURTS!!!!
Russia: I'M NOCTURNAL!!! SO I CAN GO ALL NIGHT
BABY!!! *growl*
Japan and China: AAAHHHHHH!!!! WHY US!?
Germany,Prussia, and Austria: BEER IS GOOD!!! BEER
IS GOOD!!! BEER IS GOOD!!! AND STUFF!!! BEER IS
GOOD!!! BEER IS GOOD!!! BEER IS GOOD!!! LET'S GO
DRINK SOME BEER!!! BEER!! BEER!! BEER!!! BEER!!!
Italy: WHY ARE WE SINGING ABOUT BEER!!!!
Romano: BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID THAT'S WHY!!!
Italy: SPAIN!!! ROMANO SAID THAT I'M STUPID!!!!
Spain: ROMANO!!! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT BEING
MEAN TO YOUR BROTHER!!!! GO TO YOUR ROOM MISTER!!!
YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!! AND WAIT UNITL I'M THERE SO I
CAN SPANK YOU!!!
Romano: I DON'T WANNA!!! I DON'T WANNA!!! I DON'T
WANNA!!!!
Spain: THAT'S IT!!! *grabs Romano by the ear and
drags him away*
Romano: OW! OW! OW! OW! THAT HURTS!!! PUT ME DOWN
YOU BASTARD!!!
Spain: I CAN'T BELEIVE YOU!!!! ONCE I'M DONE WITH
YOU YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SIT FOR A YEAR!!!!
Romano: I DON'T GIVE A F**K!!! YOU STUPID BASTARD!
Spain: FINE!!! ALL THIS S**T IS FOR THE BIRDS!!!!
NOW I'LL GO SO HARD THAT YOU WON'T EVEN BE ABLE
TO SIT OR STAND FOR A MONTH!!!!
Romano: GREAT!!!! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID ITALY!!!!!
Italy: WELL YOU STARTED IT!!!!!
Greece: TURKEY GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!
Turkey: NO!!!! I'M HUGGING YOU!!!!
Japan: SHUT UP YOU TWO!!!! AND MAKE MORE NOISE
SO YOU CAN'T HEAR ME, CHINA AND RUSSIA THOUGH THE
WALLS!!!!
Greece: REALLY!? REALLY!? WE STILL DID NOT HAVE TO
HEAR THAT!!!!
Turkey: WHAT HE SAID!!!!
Greece: OMFG!!!! A CHIBI JAPAN THAT YOU CAN BE
FRIENDS WITH!!!
Turkey: *runs away*
Greece: PEACE OUT *flips off Turkey* MUTHER F**KER
AND ENJOY MY TRICK!!!!
Turkey: *walks back* DAMIT!!!! THERE WAS NO REAL
CHIBI JAPAN OVER THERE YOU LIAR!!!!
Italy: YOU KNOW HE RAN AWAY RIGHT!!!
Turkey:....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...........
Italy: OKAY!!!!
Lithuania and Poland: LIKE WAIT FOR ALL OF US TO
SMOKE CRACK AGAIN FOR LIKE PART THREE!!!1
Lithuania: POLAND...WTF ARE YOU DOING!?
Poland: *doing sexy belly dance* I'M BELLY DANCING
TURKEY TAUGHT ME!!!!
Lithuania: *dramatic look a Turkey* DUN DUN DUNNN!
Turkey: WAT!?
Poland: THANKS FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO BELLY DANCE!
Turkey: *thumbs up* YOUR WELCOME!!!
Lithuania: YOU SON OF A....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
Greece: QUICK!!!! EVERYONE!!! MAKE AS MANY LOUD
NOISES YOU CAN MAKE TO BLOCK THE SOUNDS COMING OUT
OF THE WALL WHILE RUSSIA IS DOING JAPAN AND CHINA!
Everyone: *starting to scream and laugh and cuss
at each other*
Finland: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Sweden: WHHHOOOOOAAAA!!!!
Denmark: WWWWWWWWWEEEE!!!!
Norway: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHH!!!!!
Iceland:FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
Lithuania and Poland: WAKE UP IN THE MORIN FEELIN
LIKE P-DIDDY GRAB MY GLASSES, I'M OUT THE DOOR
GONNA HIT THIS CITY!!! BEFORE I LEAVE BRUSH ME
TEETH WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK!!! CAUSE WHEN I LEAVE
FOR THE NIGHT I AIN'T COMIN BACK!!! I'M TALKING...
PEDICURE ON OUR TOES, TOES!!! TRYING ON ALL OF OUR
CLOTHES, CLOTHES!!! BOYS BLOWING UP OUR PHONES,
PHONES!!! DROP TOPPING, PLAYING OUR FAVORITE CDS!!
PULLING UP TO THE PARTIES!!! TRYING TO GET A LITTE
BIT TIPSY!!! DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP!!!! DJ BLOW MY
SPEAKERS UP!!! TONIGHT, I'MMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE
THE SUNLIGHT!!! TIK TOK ON THE CLOCK BUT THE PARTY
DON'T STOP NO!!! WOAH-OH-OH-OH!!! WOAH-OH-OH-OH!!
DON'T STOP IT POP!!! DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP!!
TONIGHT I'MMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT!!!!
TIK TOK ON THE CLOCK BUTARTY DON'T STOP!!!
WOAH-OH-OH-OH!!! WOAH-OH-OH-OH!!! AIN'T GOT A CARE
IN THE WORLD BUT GOT PLENTY OF BEER!!! AIN'T GOT
NO MONEY IN MY POCKET BUT I'M ALREADY HERE!!! AND
NOW THE DUDES ARE LINING UP BECAUSE THEY HEAR WE
GOT SWAG BUT WE KICK EM' TO THE CURVE UNLESS THEY
LOOK LIKE MICK JAGGER!!! I'M TALKING BOUT EVERY
BODY GETTING CRUNK, CRUNK!!! BOYS TRYING TO TOUCH
MY JUNK, JUNK!!! BUT GONNA SLAP HIM IF HE GETTING
TO DRUNK, DRUNK!!! NOW, NOW WE GOING TILL THEY
KICK US OUT, OUT!!! OR THE POLICE SHUT US DOWN,
DOWN!!! POLICE SHUT US DOWN, DOWN!!! PO-PO SHUT US
DON'T STOP MAKE IT POP!!! DJ BLOW MY SPEAKERS UP!!
TONIGHT I'MMA FIGHT TILL WE SEE THE SUNLIGHT!!!
TIK TOK ON THE CLOCK!!! BUT THE PARTY DON'T STOP
NO!!! WOAH-OH-OH-OH!!! WOAH-OH-OH-OH!!! (too lazy
to contuine)
Geece and Turkey: I COULD BE CHASIN BUT MY TIME
WOULD BE WASTIN! THEY GOT NOTHING ON YOU BABY!!!
NOTHING ON YOU BABY!!!!
America and England: IT'S ME AGASAINT THE WORLD!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: A IS FOR AMBER WHO
DROWNED IN A POOL!!! B IS FOR BILLY WHO WAS EATEN
BY GHOULS!!! C IS FOR CURT WITH DISEASE OF THE
BRAIN!!!! D IS FOR DANIEL DERAILED ON A TRAIN!!!!
E IS FOR ERIK WHO WAS BURIED ALIVE!!! F IS FOR
FRANK WHO WAS STABBED THROUGH THE EYE!!!! G IS FOR
GREG WHO DIED IN A WOMB!!! H IS FOR HEATHER WHO
WAS SEALED IN A TOMB!!! ONE BY ONE WE BITE THE
DUST!!!WE KICK THE BUCKET AND BEGIN TO RUST!!!
GIVE UP THE GHOST WHEN YOUR NUMBER'S UP!!!! WE ALL
FALL DOWN!!!! ASHES TO ASHES! BONES TO PASTE!!!!
YOU'LL WITHER AWAY IN YOUR RESTING PLACE!!!
ETERNITY IN A WOODEN CASE!!! WE ALL FALL DOWN!!!!
Everyone but Italy , Romano, and Spain: *stare at
them with uneasy faces* ARE THEY CRAZY!!! are they
Italy, Romano, and Spain: I IS FOR ISSAC WHO LOST
HIS FRONT BRAKES!!! J IS FOR JHONNY WHO WAS BITTEN
BY SNAKES!!!! K IS FOR KIMMY WHO WAS SHOT IN THE
HEAD!!!! L IS FOR LARRY WHO BLED AND BLED!!!! M IS
FOR MARIE WHO BURNED TO A CRISP!!! N IS FOR NICK
WHO WAS PUMMLED BY FISTS!!! O IS FOR OLIVE WHO
LIVED LIFE TOO FAST!!!! P IS FOR PAT WHO SWALLOWED
SOME GLASS!!! LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALA!!!!
Finland: i think they are crazy
Sweden: m'know
Denmark: that's one twisted song...
Norway: it's okay onii chan
Iceland: onii chan that's song is starting to
scare me
France: ALRIGHT LADS!!! ALL TOGHETER NOW!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: ONE BY ONE WE BITE THE
DUST!!! WE KICK THE BUCKET AND BEGIN TO RUST!!!!
GIVE UP THE GHOST WHEN YOUR NUMBER'S UP!!! WE ALL
FALL DOWN!!! ASHES TO ASHES!!! BONES TO PASTE!!!
YOU'LL WITHER AWAY IN YOUR RESTING PLACE!!!!
ETERNITY IN A WOODEN CASE WE ALL FALL DOWN!!!
England: this is the kind of song that everyone
did not excpect them to sing
America: AAAHHH!!! ENGLAND!!!! HOLD ME THE SONG
THEY ARE SINGING IS SCARY!!!!
Italy, Romano, and Spain: Q IS FOR QUENTIN WHO
TOOK THE WRONG TRAIL!!! R IS FOR REYNA WHO ROTTED
IN JAIL!!! S IS FOR STEVE WHO WAS SHOT WITH A BOW!
T IS FOR TORI WHO FROZE IN THE SNOW!!! U IS FOR
URICH WHO WAS TRAMPLED BY HOOVES!!! V IS FOR
VANESSA WHO FELL OFF A ROOF!!! W IS FOR WILLOW WHO
WAS HIT BY A CAR!!! X IS FOR XAVIER WHO SUNK IN
THE TAR!!! Y IS FOR YESSEY WHO FELL FROM A PLANE!!
AND Z IS FOR ZACK WHO SIMPLY WENT...INSANE!!!!!
Germany: OKAY IT'S OVER!!!! WE WILL NOT SMOKE
CRACK EVEN IF THAT'S THE LAST THING WE HAVE TO DO!