Question to discuss: First one to disconnect hates God.

You: :O
Stranger: Oh, how I wish I was frying up some crabby patties.
Stranger: That's what I really want to do.
Stranger: Just take a dash-of and a sprinkle of love.
You: I wish I could paint my house wicked hipster pink.
You: And own as many ponies as I can.
Stranger: Pink is the color of Pepto-bismol and therefore the color of puke.
You: >:O
Stranger: I eat ponies.
You: >:OOOOOOO
Stranger: They taste good with jalapenos.
You: I have 7 mouths. Wow.
You: I love milkshakes.
Stranger: Mine brings all the boys to the yard.
You: Mine is better than yours.
You: Damn right.
Stranger: The boys all tell me that i'm so tasty.
Stranger: It'll be wrapped in lacy.
You: The boys tell me I am gay D:
Stranger: They think you are happy.
You: But I just love Liet. And he is a girl-like guy too.
You: >:d
You: Whoops.
You: I am not licking my nose.
Stranger: My tongue is too short.
You: Mine I wish were like a pony's tongue.
Stranger: I eat cow tongue.
You: I wish I were a pony.
You: Me too :D
You: It tastes like mushrooms.
Stranger: Ponies should be used only for manual labor.
You: D':
You: But................. My ponies are so fluffy.
You: And Liet loves them too.
Stranger: Cut off the fluff to make wigs.
You: But my hair is fabulous already!
You: Like totally.
Stranger: Liet is the leader of the pony shavers.        
You: But I thought Russia didn't allow him.

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