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posted by lil10101

One day as you were walking at the park you here very familiar voices.
"It iz me, ze only awesome Prussia!"
'Damn Prussia' you thought to yourself chuckling.
you decided to spy on there conversation some more.
Then you heard France.
"You know the new country(y/n)?"
"Yeah." Spain and Prussia said confused.
"I think that she's beautiful." he said
You have mixed emotions of rage and happiness. Then you loose balance and fall into a bush. Prussia, Spain and France run over. As their coming closer you think of a good lie on why you fell in the bush in the first place.
"Oh, hi you guys." You say.
"WHY THE...

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You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...

posted by Hanna_Hetalia

Well even Austria knows it...

You know you've been reading too much Hetalia when...
1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit...

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Religious Intolerance??? WTF

posted by T045tToastToAsT

This is just my opinion. So I'm sorry if I offended you. Also, there may have been a similar article, so sorry if it seems like I copied off of someone. Anyways... Moving on!
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Okay, all over the internet, I've seen people getting bashed on because of their religion, just because they didn't like yaoi. (Mainly by Hetalia fans.) It just sickens me so.

I mean, really?! For all you religion bashers out there: Do you really have to go so far to bash someone's religion? You are dissing a whole group of people that haven't done anything to you. All because of one person stated...

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Brave little Nordic,part three!

posted by -Breadqueen-

The next morning Finland wakes up with a smile as usually,ready to make the Nordics breakfast.
He changes quickly,then of to the kitchen.As he walked down quietly he saw that Sweden was a wake.
Finland:Goodmorning Sweden wasn't thinking you were going to be up this late.
Sweden:Goodmorning wife,no am just reading this article about Hanatamago.Finland:I see!WHAT,HANATAMAGO IS
ON THE NEWSPAPER???Finland looked a little confused knowing he didn't share this with anyone that night.

Mintutes later
Denmark and Norway were training with each other,fencing.While Iceland was shoving the snow somewhere else....

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Hetalia Facts

posted by pumpkinqueen

Some facts about Hetalia that Himaruya has just let out.

*America has mingled a lot with Germanic blood, and he's insecure for having no history of his own before England adopted him.

*Canada is a very good tactician.

*England has a tattoo of an electric guitar somewhere on him.

*France is not a pleasant sight when abruptly woken; he's also probably a sleepwalker.

*Russia's famous metal pipe is somewhat like Mary Poppins' carpet bag; he can put things in it—usually food—and take them out for use later.

*China loves online gaming.

*Germany stated in his diary that he enjoys maid cafes because of...

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Hetalia - War of the World - Part One

posted by Hungary-is-fab

Prussia and Hungary

Hungary and Prussia walked silently in the night, Hungary's dress was now torn and she had wounds all over herself. She grasped her frying pan in one hand and Prussia held her other, he tried to comfort her but she was too scared her eyes no longer held any hope.

"Hungary we'll make it don't worry." Prussia soothed. She didn't reply, she just stared strait ahead. "Hungary?" Finally she stopped and looked at him.

"I'm sorry it's just... what if we're not as strong as we think we are, all countries fighting like this I doubt out of all of them we'll be the ones to survive." Prussia frowned.

...

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~Panda Bear~

posted by HeartfulStitch

It's so corny and terrible!! I wrote this on my Quizilla account and I hope you enjoy it~! Thanks for reading even though it's not good!

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Soft. Plush. Huggable. Squishable. Cute and adorable. These were just a few of the things that made him love these cute creatures called Panda Bears. Black and white. Big and small. Bamboo eating bundles of joy. They made Yao's heart feel warm. Just seeing one of these furry and fuzzy creatures, made him smile wide. Sent his heart flying with joy. Brightening up his day. Making his sun shine bright above. Yao adored these cute little creatures....

This is Hetalia.

posted by MallowMarsh

What is Hetalia, you ask?

Well, the simplest, most straightforward answer is most likely going to be something like this:

"Hetalia: Axis Powers is a Japanese webcomic, later adapted as a manga and an anime series, by Hidekaz Himaruya. The series' main presentation is as an often over-the-top allegory of political and historic events as well as more general cultural comparisons. Characters are personifications of countries...cultural stereotypes form part of each character's personality." -Wikipedia

...But it's actually a little more than that. What started out as a small webcomic about stereotypical...

How did you find out about Hetalia?

posted by Cerudays

And I still think these two are the cutest best friends. ;u;

It all started several years ago (Three, I think) when I decided to relax one night and browse deviantART.
As I was looking through various drawings, I came across a certain cartoon by an artist who went by 'Humon'. link

This cartoon.
I had absolutely no idea what Hetalia was, so I was a bit confused at the time. I decided to look it up, and that's when it all started.

I've been a Hetalia fan ever since then. How did you find out about Hetalia, and how long have you been a part of the fandom?

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~Paper Airplane~ {Feliciano Vargas}

posted by HeartfulStitch

I just recently wrote this one on my Quizilla account and decided to share it with you~ I tried my best describe the picture. Please enjoy and thank you for reading~!

Fear. The one thing that, if not controlled, can over take one's soul very quickly. Though fear can easily be soothed, can it be taken away? Can one release fear into the wind? Never to be felt again? We may not be able to erase them but, we are able to confront and let them go. A Nation who has felt fear before, chose to let his own fears go into the wind. In the form of a tiny paper airplane. On a sunny, breezy day at the shore,...

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Another Hetalia Sentence Game! >u<

posted by kid_symmetry

Birth month:
1) I gave money to...
2) I got drunk with...
3) I went to the bar with...
4) made dinner for...
6) I called the cops on...
7) I made pasta with...
8) I studied with...
9) I had a sleep over with...
10) I went on a date with...
11) I created a bomb with...
12) I ran around the street shouting, "NEIN!" with...

Day:
1) Denmark
2) Poland
3) France
4) Britain
5) Iceland
6) Sweden
7) China
8) Egypt
9) Italy
10) Japan
11) Canada
12) Russia
13) Romano
14) Prussia
15) Lithuania
16) Spain
17) Germany
18) Latvia
19) Greece
20) Switzerland
21) Russia
22) Thailand
23) Finland
24) Norway
25) Austria
26)...

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My Marukaite Chikyuu

posted by TDIfangirl

Hey, hey Daddy, give me popcorn,
Hey hey Mommy, hey hey Mommy
I can't forget the taste, of the swiss roll I ate before!

Draw a circle, there's the earth
Draw a circle, that's the earth
I'm pretty sure that's the earth
My name is Esper~

Ahh, the fabulous world, you can see it with a stroke of a paintbrush
All those things, that matter to me
Esper~

("Is this gonna take long? The new Total Drama episode starts in an hour!")

Draw a circle, that's the earth
Draw a circle, that's the earth
Can't you tell that that's the earth
My name is Esper~

Ah, the fabulous world
We can make it with a happy recipe~
It's full...

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MapleTea Rant

posted by pumpkinqueen

No offensive to anyone, just need to rant for a second and get this point out there.

I don't understand why more people don't love this pairing. It is like a pairing gold mine. Canada has been loyal to England for years and still is. They use their nation anthem and even fly their flag. Canada stays close to America and England now a days.

And even all the people who are just fangirls, who only care about looks. What about this!? MapleTea is really adorable AND hot. I mean, seriously UsUk fangirl? Canada pretty much looks just like America, and Canada has WAY better history with England. Where...

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Hate slogan for 2p Hetaila aka having fun with slogan maker /hate

posted by crossoverfan

The next time you donate your clothes for the third world, 2P England just keep them on.

There is hot-sex, smooth-sex, fast-sex, awesome-sex and for you 2P America there is no-sex.

2P China just shut up.

2P France is truly human garbage.

I am sorry, I cannot help to believe that 2P Italy must be a bad trip

If I had the chance to become 2P Romano , I would rather be myself

2P Germany ,let me tell you that your popularity is more worse than the one of Rebecca Black

I cannot help it, I just hate hate hate hate 2P Japan

If 2P Russia buys a product, the shares go down by 20 percent because nobody wants to have the same thing

Wait, what is this rank smell? Oh it is just 2P Canada.

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333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN

posted by ryans_love

This is a fanfic written by iTorchic on Fanfiction.net, and i thought it was brilliant! i wanted to post my favorites here.

11. Show up in a human movie
Julie Andrews didn't know the full extent of the meaning behind the lyrics 'The hills are alive with the sound of music' while in Austria. Now, none of the nations who watch that movie can keep a straight face through the song.

19. Start a Rave
It was usual that America was late, but when he showed up at a world conference in party gear and an ipod with giant speakers blaring with party lights before turning out the room's own lights, it had been...

21 Things I Cannot Do To Italy's Curl

posted by LilacRoses

Just a random thing inspired by my OC. XD

...

1. I cannot pull Italy's curl.

2. I cannot lick Italy's curl.

3. I cannot eat Italy's curl

4. I cannot marry Italy's curl.

5. I cannot stomp on Italy's curl.

6. I cannot twirl Italy's curl backwards around my finger.

7. I cannot stare intently at Italy's curl, especially if my nose is within 5 or less inches of said curl.

8. I cannot cut off Italy's curl.

9. I cannot buy Italy's curl illegally.

10. I cannot compose love songs for Italy's curl.

11. I cannot knit with Italy's curl.

12. I cannot use Italy's curl for a closeline.

13. I cannot breathe seductively...

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Hetalia Husband Germany: How did he propose to you??

posted by smileyAqua

All I have to say is that I did not write this. All of the credit goes to PerfectTempest on quizilla.com . She is REALLY awesome, and writes the bestg quiz results. If you would like to take this quiz go to
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You couldn’t wait for Ludwig to come home—it was your fifth anniversary (you had been dating for five years) and he always remembered occasions that were special to you. Often, you wished you could make the occasion more special by being more than his girlfriend, but you were happy, regardless.
Glancing around the foyer where...

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My Malaysia

posted by shadowsis98

My Little Malaysia.

Rolling around a field that was full of hibiscus flowers was a young 2 year old child. Giggling while sucking his thumb looking up in the sky.The fact he didn't know where's his parents was have not concerned the young black haired child.Only wearing a white dress like gown,brown-reddish wide eyes,tanned face with black shiny shaggy hair.Yes, it definatly shows he is an asean.It has been for two days now that the child was on this island and yet the child still in healthy state.

"My god! a child! " a women cries upon seeing him on the ground humming random tune.

The curious...

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Couple Meme

posted by Ikuyomi_T

Five ships you're intoi right now
1. GerIta
2. SpaMano
3.PruHun
4. FraNada
5. AmeriPan
Three ships you used to like, but don't anymore (or don't like as much)
6. UsUk
7. FrUk
8. AusHun
Three ships you've never liked
9. RusBel
10. RusCan
11. FranceXItaly (either Italy)
Two ships your curious about but don't ship
12. BelMano
13. PruAus
Questions
1. Why do you dislike 11 so much?
RusBel? Well...it's onesided...so yea...
2. Who is someone you know that ships 13?
No one really...I just learned about it...
3. What would your ideal scenerio for 3 be?
PruHun...sad, I know...but how they are on 2/25/1947...don't know what...

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Hetalia as pokemon!

posted by RussiaxChina3

okay so i'll tell you what pokemon i think that
the hetalia charater would be if they were pokemon

Germany would be a mightyena
Italy would be a shinx
Japan would be a dratini
America would be a quilava
England would be a crocanaw
France would be a glameow
China would be a growlithe
Russia would be absol
Romano would be a luxio
Spain would be a luxray
Switzerland would be a ninetails
Liechtenstein would be a vulpix
Poland would be a pachirisu
Lithuania would be a pikachu
Lavita would be a evee
Estiona would be a raichu
Greece would be a milotic
Turkey would be a seviper
Iceland would be a glaceon
Norway would be a leafeon
Sweden would be a umbreon
Finland would be a espeon
Denmark would be a jolteon
Netherlands would be a vaporeon
Sealand would be a totodile
Sychelles would be a zangoose
Prussia would be a wartortle
Austria would be a cuebone
Hungray would be a mawile