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▲: KONICHIWA, FUCKASS. (,,#ﾟДﾟ):∴;'･,;`:ｺﾞﾙｧ
▼: what
▲: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS. IS THIS STRIDER-KUN?
▲: IF SO, HAVE A PREEMPTIVE "FUCK YOU" BEFORE WE CARRY ON.
▼: woah man look i didnt think we were bros enough for you call me strider kun or whatever the fuck that means
▼: is that supposed to be ironic or something
▲: NO IT'S NOT IRONY, YOU STUPID HEAP OF SHIT. UGU~ ｬダヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
▼: alright
▼: well ill just leave you to your
▲: NO WAIT COME BACK.
▼: ugus
▼: what
▼: what do you want from me
▲: I AM MAYBE SORT OF TSUNDERE FOR YOU, STRIDER-KUN. Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
▲: I MEAN, I-IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING...
▲: FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT BAKA.
▼: tsundere
▼: i didnt know you were into the japanese animes karkat
▼: but i dont watch them so can you maybe put that in normal terms
▲: I'M NOT INTO THE JAPANESE ANIMES, AND I RESENT YOUR SAYING SO.
▲: I AM KAWAII BY NATURE ｵｶｴﾘ♪(ﾉ´∀｀*)ﾉ
▲: DESU TITTYFUCKING DESU.
▼: uh huh okay yeah youre kawaii as fuck alright
▼: look man if youve got something to say you should just say it
▲: ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT KAWAII, STRIDER-KUN.
▲: I HAVE DEVOTED MY WHOLE 6 SWEEPS OF LIVING TO BEING KAWAII.
▼: oh no youre the kawaiiest motherfucker ive ever known
▲: REALLY? ☆⌒(＞。≪)イタイ
▼: yeah really youre so kawaii that your eyes get all shiny and little hearts and flowers just start popping out of fucking nowhere
▲: OH, STRIDER-KUN~ ( ^‐^)_且~~
▲: I HAD NO IDEA YOU FELT THAT WAY.
▲: YOU'RE PRETTY SUGOI YOURSELF.
▼: yeah im pretty damn sugoi
▼: im the sugoiest of all you fuckers
▲: 仲良し(*･∀･)／♡＼(･∀･*)だよ
▲: THAT'S US BEING DESU SUGOI KAWAII.
▼: man thats fucking beautiful karkat
▲: YEAH THANKS.
▲: （＾＿－）☆wink
▼: yeah no problem bro
▲: DO YOU WANT TO DO THE YAOIS WITH ME.
▲: ＼(o￣∇￣o)/ふあー
▼: i dont think im up for the yaois yet
▼: i havent graduated to that level of uguu
▲: STRIDER-KUN DON'T BE SO YANDERE~~
▼: look im not yandere im like one of those stoic assholes i dont even know what youd call them in the animes
▲: YANDERE.
▼: i beg to differ but alright for all intents and purposes i guess ill say im yandere or some shit
▲: WAIT, NO, GAMZEE IS YANDERE. SHIT. I MADE A SUGOI FAUX PAS. THIS ISN'T KAWAII AT ALL.
▲: （（（（ヽ(｀０´）ノ））））ﾊﾞｰﾘｱｯ GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
▲: YOU'RE A DANDERE UGUU~~
▼: yeah see i told you i was right im like
▼: dandere
▲: OR MAYBE A KUUDERE.
▼: that sounds retarded
▲: YEAH, MORE KUUDERE.
▼: yeah kuudere what the fuck ever
▼: youre kawaii sugoi and im the most motherfucking sugoi kuudere there is
▲: EXACTLY~~ STRIDER-KUN YOU REALLY DO KNOW HOW TO STIMULATE MY MOE MOE DESU LOBES. ｷｬｰ(>ω<＊)ﾉﾉ田♥
▼: im pretty good at that shit
▲: DO YOU WANT TO DO THE YAOIS YET. DO YOU WANT TO BE MY SEME. (*°∀°)=3
▼: well im not sure if you can handle my semeness karkat
▼: are you up for that
▲: STRIDER-KUN LOOK AT ME I'M FUCKING UP TO MY GLOBES IN SPARKLES AND SAKURA.
▲: I'M AS READY AS I'LL EVER BE. （￣□￣；）
▼: alright karkat im gonna yaoi you and im not gonna be gentle because thats not how striders operate you got that
▲: OHH, STRIDER-KUN~ 八(＾□＾*) ﾀﾉﾑ!! PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH MY DOMO ARIGATO.
▼: nah man thats not how i do it
▼: but you said please so maybe ill change my mind kinda
▲: OH GOD. (*゜Д゜*)
▲: SERIOUSLY, YOU DOUCHE, IF I BLEED I AM GOING TO LAUNCH MYSELF INTO YOUR SESSION AND MAKE A FUCKING KAWAII MESS OF YOUR BODY DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
▲: UGU >w<;;;;
▼: alright fine you fucker ill be as gentle as a motherfucking flower or some shit
▼: like those those roses that you vomit from being so kawaii how about that
▲: THOSE ARE SAKURAS, YOU DUMB GAIJIN FUCK.
▼: whatever theyre all the same to me
▼: anyways if youd stop your bitching for more than a second i can get on with the yaoiing
▲: OKAY OKAY OKAY, I'LL STOP WITH THE BITCHING. JUST HURRY UP AND GET TO SEME-ING, YOU USELESS BASTARD. I HAVE OTHER PLACES I NEED TO BE KAWAII AT, YOU KNOW.
▼: im sure you do karkat
▼: i press you up against a wall and i whisper sugoi things in your ear while i stroke one hand through your kawaii silky locks
▼: then all of our clothes magically disappear just like in the animes and i yaoi you nice and fucking gentle like you wanted
▲: S-STRIDER-KUN...ﾎﾟｯ(*ﾟ.ﾟ)(ﾟ.ﾟ*)ﾎﾟｯ
▼: and you dont complain at all no youre like ahn yes strider kun ohhhhhh youre so sugoi
▼: yeah just like that
▲: STRIDER-KUN YOU ARE THE SUGOIEST OF THEM ALL UGUU~~ PANO PANO.
▼: well was that enough yaoiing for you
▼: god i hope it was
▲: EH. I'VE HAD BETTER. (~-~;)ヾ(-_-;) ｵｲｵｲ...
▼: like hell you have
▲: YOU ARE NOT AS SUGOI AS I THOUGHT, STRIDER-TAN.
▲: SEE, I AM EMASCULATING YOU BY CALLING YOU TAN.
▲: THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN THE GOOD, BAKA.
▲: SAYONARA, SMALL DICK. (￣▽￣)ノ
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▲: KONICHIWA, FUCKASS. (,,#ﾟДﾟ):∴;'･,;`:ｺﾞﾙｧ
▼: what
▲: WHO THE FUCK IS THIS. IS THIS STRIDER-KUN?
▲: IF SO, HAVE A PREEMPTIVE "FUCK YOU" BEFORE WE CARRY ON.
▼: woah man look i didnt think we were bros enough for you call me strider kun or whatever the fuck that means
▼: is that supposed to be ironic or something
▲: NO IT'S NOT IRONY, YOU STUPID HEAP OF SHIT. UGU~ ｬダヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ
▼: alright
▼: well ill just leave you to your
▲: NO WAIT COME BACK.
▼: ugus
▼: what
▼: what do you want from me
▲: I AM MAYBE SORT OF TSUNDERE FOR YOU, STRIDER-KUN. Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
▲: I MEAN, I-IT'S NOT LIKE I LIKE YOU OR ANYTHING...
▲: FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT BAKA.
▼: tsundere
▼: i didnt know you were into the japanese animes karkat
▼: but i dont watch them so can you maybe put that in normal terms
▲: I'M NOT INTO THE JAPANESE ANIMES, AND I RESENT YOUR SAYING SO.
▲: I AM KAWAII BY NATURE ｵｶｴﾘ♪(ﾉ´∀｀*)ﾉ
▲: DESU TITTYFUCKING DESU.
▼: uh huh okay yeah youre kawaii as fuck alright
▼: look man if youve got something to say you should just say it
▲: ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT KAWAII, STRIDER-KUN.
▲: I HAVE DEVOTED MY WHOLE 6 SWEEPS OF LIVING TO BEING KAWAII.
▼: oh no youre the kawaiiest motherfucker ive ever known
▲: REALLY? ☆⌒(＞。≪)イタイ
▼: yeah really youre so kawaii that your eyes get all shiny and little hearts and flowers just start popping out of fucking nowhere
▲: OH, STRIDER-KUN~ ( ^‐^)_且~~
▲: I HAD NO IDEA YOU FELT THAT WAY.
▲: YOU'RE PRETTY SUGOI YOURSELF.
▼: yeah im pretty damn sugoi
▼: im the sugoiest of all you fuckers
▲: 仲良し(*･∀･)／♡＼(･∀･*)だよ
▲: THAT'S US BEING DESU SUGOI KAWAII.
▼: man thats fucking beautiful karkat
▲: YEAH THANKS.
▲: （＾＿－）☆wink
▼: yeah no problem bro
▲: DO YOU WANT TO DO THE YAOIS WITH ME.
▲: ＼(o￣∇￣o)/ふあー
▼: i dont think im up for the yaois yet
▼: i havent graduated to that level of uguu
▲: STRIDER-KUN DON'T BE SO YANDERE~~
▼: look im not yandere im like one of those stoic assholes i dont even know what youd call them in the animes
▲: YANDERE.
▼: i beg to differ but alright for all intents and purposes i guess ill say im yandere or some shit
▲: WAIT, NO, GAMZEE IS YANDERE. SHIT. I MADE A SUGOI FAUX PAS. THIS ISN'T KAWAII AT ALL.
▲: （（（（ヽ(｀０´）ノ））））ﾊﾞｰﾘｱｯ GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
▲: YOU'RE A DANDERE UGUU~~
▼: yeah see i told you i was right im like
▼: dandere
▲: OR MAYBE A KUUDERE.
▼: that sounds retarded
▲: YEAH, MORE KUUDERE.
▼: yeah kuudere what the fuck ever
▼: youre kawaii sugoi and im the most motherfucking sugoi kuudere there is
▲: EXACTLY~~ STRIDER-KUN YOU REALLY DO KNOW HOW TO STIMULATE MY MOE MOE DESU LOBES. ｷｬｰ(>ω<＊)ﾉﾉ田♥
▼: im pretty good at that shit
▲: DO YOU WANT TO DO THE YAOIS YET. DO YOU WANT TO BE MY SEME. (*°∀°)=3
▼: well im not sure if you can handle my semeness karkat
▼: are you up for that
▲: STRIDER-KUN LOOK AT ME I'M FUCKING UP TO MY GLOBES IN SPARKLES AND SAKURA.
▲: I'M AS READY AS I'LL EVER BE. （￣□￣；）
▼: alright karkat im gonna yaoi you and im not gonna be gentle because thats not how striders operate you got that
▲: OHH, STRIDER-KUN~ 八(＾□＾*) ﾀﾉﾑ!! PLEASE BE GENTLE WITH MY DOMO ARIGATO.
▼: nah man thats not how i do it
▼: but you said please so maybe ill change my mind kinda
▲: OH GOD. (*゜Д゜*)
▲: SERIOUSLY, YOU DOUCHE, IF I BLEED I AM GOING TO LAUNCH MYSELF INTO YOUR SESSION AND MAKE A FUCKING KAWAII MESS OF YOUR BODY DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
▲: UGU >w<;;;;
▼: alright fine you fucker ill be as gentle as a motherfucking flower or some shit
▼: like those those roses that you vomit from being so kawaii how about that
▲: THOSE ARE SAKURAS, YOU DUMB GAIJIN FUCK.
▼: whatever theyre all the same to me
▼: anyways if youd stop your bitching for more than a second i can get on with the yaoiing
▲: OKAY OKAY OKAY, I'LL STOP WITH THE BITCHING. JUST HURRY UP AND GET TO SEME-ING, YOU USELESS BASTARD. I HAVE OTHER PLACES I NEED TO BE KAWAII AT, YOU KNOW.
▼: im sure you do karkat
▼: i press you up against a wall and i whisper sugoi things in your ear while i stroke one hand through your kawaii silky locks
▼: then all of our clothes magically disappear just like in the animes and i yaoi you nice and fucking gentle like you wanted
▲: S-STRIDER-KUN...ﾎﾟｯ(*ﾟ.ﾟ)(ﾟ.ﾟ*)ﾎﾟｯ
▼: and you dont complain at all no youre like ahn yes strider kun ohhhhhh youre so sugoi
▼: yeah just like that
▲: STRIDER-KUN YOU ARE THE SUGOIEST OF THEM ALL UGUU~~ PANO PANO.
▼: well was that enough yaoiing for you
▼: god i hope it was
▲: EH. I'VE HAD BETTER. (~-~;)ヾ(-_-;) ｵｲｵｲ...
▼: like hell you have
▲: YOU ARE NOT AS SUGOI AS I THOUGHT, STRIDER-TAN.
▲: SEE, I AM EMASCULATING YOU BY CALLING YOU TAN.
▲: THAT'S HOW WE ROLL IN THE GOOD, BAKA.
▲: SAYONARA, SMALL DICK. (￣▽￣)ノ
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