So CatCat. You won HJFG June FOTM, even though someone else clearly deserved it (coughmecough). How does it feel?
It feels [insert inspirational speech here]. I don't think Finn's ever jizzed so hard during his time in my possession. This includes anything involving pics of Groffles (Finn/Jesse slash love!!!!! You know Finn wanted him the moment he proposed the sing-off) and all those times you've called me a ho.

You created HJFG. What processed you to do so? Did you ever imagine it would turn out like this (and by “like this” I mean a breeding ground for mental illness)?
I was pissed because the QP spot had a forum and I refused to be outdone. Evil must triumph over good! I didn't know it would be so craycray until Jesus joined and preached her *cough*wisdom to the Shandi and I, the lonesome actives.

Is HJFG your favorite place/group of people on FP?
NOOOO FRAKIN WAY, MON! DE crazies r weer its atttttt theyve alwayz ben mi epiccccc babyzzzzz!111111111111111111!
Duh.
I jest. OFC you bitches are #1. :D

If you could make one non-Glee watcher/non-PR fan see the light and become a HJFG, who would you convert?
Lucy! We'd get to chat way more and stop having tiresome Puckleberry/St. Berry vs Quick/Finchel debates every Wednesday night. :P
Or my mom, cuz I thought mothers were supposed to be smart.

Favorite night/moment on HJFG?
Me doesn't like toughies. :/ I'd say one of my #1 conversations was an old one I had with Shandi and Kristin about "serious stuff". We talked about personal problems and issues like abortion and the death penalty. Being a mature thirteen year old can be difficult when no one around you has opinions on these things and you can't have a sophisticated conversation about gay rights with more than two people your age. :P So it was extra special for me.
In funzie terms, one of my faves has to be either our first movie night with It's A Boy/Girl Thing or anything involving Finn jizz. :D

I realize you love all your HJFGs, but is there one you’re closer/more comfortable talking with?
I H8 U EFFIN HO BOO U. My brain cells are bursting trying to choose. This is not an attempt to be humorous. I am only stating fact.
On zee HJFG forum, I'd have to say one who I'm closest to is Emma. She was the first I told about the Carlie thing and I feel like I can tell her anything.
Also Ana because we're so in synch and have fabulous similar taste!
Laura, cuz who else can I insult all the time and still love so much?
And Kaidi, because the number of people I can converse with over the pleasurable mysteries of gay sex is severely limited.

What HJFG makes you laugh the most?
Jezus/my interviewer.

Which one makes you go ‘Oh my God. Did she really just say that?’ the most?
Kaidikaids. (although anyone could get this spot just by having a fangirl attack over gay sex with me)

Which one do you have the most in common with?
Sarah/Ana <3

If a HJFG took over the world, which one would be the most terrifying in power?
Shanders aka [s]he who must not be named aka Voldemort. Every other sentence in the constitution would end with 'haha' or 'lol', and that's just downright bone-rattling.

Would you ever want to meet a HJFG in real life?
Of course! As long as they didn't decide I was another annoying thirteen year old with the maturity of a grapefruit. Which is also the equivalence of a Delena obsessor.

If you could change one thing about the forum, what would you change?
I would make the forum private so creeper terrorists like Sandra can't infiltrate! I'd make Astrid queen and kick that Laura ho out. Shandi and Kristin would become one person. Emma would be forced to stay in the same time zone as us forever. Ana, Kaidi, and Sarah would come live with me, and the rest of the non-Midwesterners would go and stay with Shandi and Emma.
I don't give a crap that half of that doesn't have to do with the actual forum.

Where did you get your love of Damon voodoo dolls?
A combination of Damon specimen and a healthy dose of Finn jizz every night before bed.

"A spoonful of Finn jizz makes the specimen go dooowwwn..."

Do you ever get angry that both Kristin and Laura are cheating on you with Shandi?
Pissed off, sure. But they're not my only lovas, so it's not too wounding. Fortune favors the slutty, and I've got a plentiful back-up stock.

How much do you love ASTRID?
*drowns Astrid in glitter* [not metaphorically meaning Laura]
*sits in a meadow*

I love her more than life itself.

You can only listen to either “Jessie’s Girl” or KEdollarsignHA for the rest of your life. You choose?
KEdollarsignHA. Because kill me now, but Blah Blah Blah is rather addicting.

Why is Ana such a slut?
Haven't you ever wondered that there might be more to Anabanana than just a cute nickname? ;}
That, and she thinks Spike is sharable when he loves moi and only moi.

Finish the sentence:
"Finn and Shandi were..." fizzing and shizzing over Jesse's tongue.
"Kris saw and..." had to contribute her own kizz.
"Laura was forced to..." watch Ana sleep with her mother so she decided to watch Brokeback Mountain instead for some quality gay sex.
"Emma's boyfriend is..." Australian, and therefore hates peanut butter.
"Mary and Cook had..." some jolly good fun in Freddie's shed after hours.
"Kaidi met..." Cat and let her pet her hair.

What character (from anything) does each HJFGs remind you of?
Laura; Veronica Mars
Kris; Brooke Davis
Shandi; Emily Fitch
Emma; Claire Littleton
Ana; Cordelia Chase
Kaidi; Rose Tyler
Sarah; Rory Gilmore
Grace; Haley James Scott
Mary; Katie Fitch
Nora; Buffy Summers
Hannah; Summer Roberts
Holly; Rachel Berry
Mel; Naomi Campbell

You ship:
Laura&Mike Chang
Kris&Spike
Shandi&Dan Humphrey
Emma&Artie Abrams
Ana&Ron Weasley
Kaidi&The Tenth Doctor
Sarah&Seth Cohen
Grace&Jess Mariano
Mary&Nathan Scott
Nora&Sawyer
Hannah&Jack Shephard
Holly&James Cook
Mel&Chuck Bass

First word that comes to mind when you think of the following HJFGs:
Laura: Hoho
Kris: Tongue
Shandi: looooool
Emma: Buddha
Ana: Banana slut
Kaidi: Dirty-minded dork
Sarah: Hulk
Grace: PJo
Mary: Skinsssssssss picks
Nora: Terri is God
Hannah: Why mangos?
Holly: emotes with =
Mel: Tigger!

This or that:
Goat-porn or mustaches? Goat porn. High class entertainment, right there.
Jesse St. Tongue or Nathan’s cum face? Jesse St. Tongue because it's the most sensual act Glee has ever produced.
Newyork### or clois22222222222222? Newyork###. She makes me snicker.
Jon Gifs or LANGO? LANGO. I WANTS SOME MOCKING ACTION NAO.
SEX or SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX? SEXXXXXXXXXXXXX. Immaturity. Just say yes.
Strippers or prostitutes? Prostitutes. Anyone can be a stripper. Prostituting takes skill.
Muppetface or showface? Showface! It can cure cancer, CHYEAH.

Why do you love Laura and why should she be the next FOTM winner?
I love Laura because she makes me LMAO. She's hilarious, goofy, and so much fun to chat with. I love her silly Groffles obsession and Jesse St. Tongue love, because she's deffo the biggest Jon fan out of all of us, and she knows it. I love that she's the biggest whore I know. I love that I know I can talk to her about anything, and I love that she's such a close friend.
And I know that she's going to hate this mushy love letter, and I love that too. VOTE FOR LAURA, THE BEST WHORE FOR THE JOB. :D

Any last words?
Ghana can SUCK IT because Landon Donovan is prettier than you. In #6, I want to add Sarah because she's one of my closest friends and I lurv her but Laura ho won't let me add more than 4 people. THAT'S BECAUSE YOU FORGOT HER THE FIRST TIME! And technically I said only three
LY HJFGS! A big thank you for everyone who voted for me! A big bitch slap for everyone who didn't!
Strawberry fields forever.