1. You can be years behind on clinic duty.

2. Cuddy doesn't have a shrine of Chase.

3. Tuesdays are a good day to tell someone you love them.

4. Vicodin is not candy.

5. And neither are sleeping pills.

6. Magic baths hurt.

7. Neediness is edible.

8. You can't stop their love!

9. Men are stupid.

10. The CIA watches you if you wear green.

11. Dimes won't be picked up by a magnet.

12. Wilson's not on anti-depressants

13. He's on speed!

14. Mops can be used as canes.

15. Symbolacalating is hard to say.

16. People drool when chase wears his short-shorts.

17. Forman's momma is so fat, when her beeper goes off people think she's backing up.

18. Chase is not a neurosurgeon.

19. The hospital would hold a bake-sale if House would get help.

20. Florescent lights flicker at the same frequency as the human brain.

21. Rats only sweat through their tails.

22. Relative to their size, the barnacle has the largest penis of any animal.

23. Anamrinome can cause arithmia and thrombocydapenia.

24. You should take 2 "anti-depresents" when Cuddy walks into the room.

25. Never, ever touch the markers before consulting the flow chart.