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Season 5 Episode 22 “House Divided” review by Connie Norberg

Looks like House is at it again; amazing us with his dry sense of humor, while carrying on his conversations with his imagination, Amber. His split personality reveals his inner thoughts through Amber and the charisma they share is remarkably funny. While House calculates his famous trial and errors of medicine, we get to see the somewhat fun side of him while putting together a Bachelor party for Chase.

House now seeks his professional inner-tuition, Amber for his impeccable diagnosis on a young man who is deaf. During the struggle of the diagnosis, House becomes his “cocky” self and begins to diagnose the boy by lack of sleep. After a few attempts at discovering what was wrong with the young man, he decided to carry on with the plans for Chase’s Bachelor party and making sure to inform his best bud, Wilson. Of course Wilson is still sour about his divorce, so he insists he is not coming to the party. House is not surprised but instead, gains Wilsons curiosity by telling him he does not care if he shows at the party or not. Little did Wilson know, the party was going to be held at his apartment!

Now that House has established his plans for the party, he attempts to demonstrate a bartender fire trick in the morgue of the hospital. The comical side of House shows once again as he accidentally lights a body on fire and quickly tries to put the flames out on the dead man’s body!

Of course, House is determined to diagnose the young man while having his fun. So he comes up with a brilliant idea (along with Amber’s help, of course) – the vibrations of the music! So he proceeds to walk into the hospital room, where the young man is resting, with a 1990’s big boom-box on his shoulder singing along to the song, “Fight the Power” by Public Enemy. Not to mention, he had on sunglasses that were of the 90’s generation! House was sure to come prepared during the diagnosis I guess.

Back to the party – House inquires helpful advice from Amber who offers up a stripper’s name for this party. A woman named “Karamel” (with a “K”). It turns out, Karamel was a stripper from a previous Bachelor party that House had thrown and he liked the fact that you could do body shots with her. Not knowing Chase was allergic to Strawberries, (or did he?) he consumes himself in Wilson’s apartment bathtub, drinking a bottle of wine while “talking” to Amber. Soon after, Chase licks a drink from Karamel’s abdomen and tastes strawberry and then falls to the floor. Fortunately, he is OK but taken to the hospital just to be safe.

I can’t wait to see what the next House Season 5 Episode 23 “Under My Skin” brings into this comedy of events.

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Oh my dear, I apologize,
for the pain, the sorrow and all the lies.
I'm still getting, through the day,
understand, I don't want it this way.
I can't mend, your broken heart,
for my own, was also, torn apart.
And I know, inside I still care,
cause it hurts, to know you're not there.

So take back all the memories,
to take back the pain,
and take back all the moments,
I don't need them.
Take back everything
that reminds me of you,
everything that would remind me,
why I love you...

Eyes so blue, hair so black,
we both knew, there was no, turning back.
Fell in love, way too deep,
for, I still, cannot sleep.
Overcome,...
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I felt the need to update my existing theory about the guilt and the blame between House & Wilson since we now know the hallucinations will be vicodin induced... BUT the theory still stands.

This is my opinion only, it should not be taken as a fact... except for the list of alternative chronic pain medications, those are facts.

Let me explain:

1: Kutner.

First of all, the sneak peaks show House telling Wilson that he's seeing Kutner... but he would be questioning Kutner, still trying to find out why he killed himself and therefore would be more patient with a Kutner hallucination. He would...
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I've known them for quite a while,
and many years have passed,
we're always irritating each other,
so it surprises me that we last.
But lately things have changed,
more so than they could,
a sadness fills the air,
more so than it should.



There's been tension between them,
here there are no lies,
but something bad is going on,
and it's hidden behind their eyes.
I know how they feel about the other,
and I know that they're both true,
but there's been a different feeling forming,
something foreign, something new.



It's a love that's been progressing,
something that's been left unsaid,
like a silent whisper calling,...
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Oh Christmas Tree

December 2022,
    
“Mom…” Abby groaned her face flustered as she fumbled through the boxes of ornaments.
“What?” Lisa asked as she placed a red glass bobble atop a branch of their Frasier Fur Christmas tree.
“Where’s the angel for the top of the tree I last year? It’s not in any of the boxes” Lisa thought for a moment.
“I think it’s in on one of the shelves downstairs.” She said, fixing a nutcracker ornament onto the tree. Abby sighed and marched her way down to the basement, her blond hair whipping along behind her. Suddenly, the front...
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Author’s Note: Okay I guess I got the whole patient sickness right out of House Training but I just needed something to go on and it’s not exactly very relevant to the actual plot of the story, so I just kind of stuck it in there.

Murder in the Clinic
Chapter 1: He’s NOT Suing!


    “So what are you going to do about your new lawsuit?” Wilson asked as he and House casually walked through the hospital.
    “What lawsuit?” House asks. At this Wilson seemed rather confused.
    “Uh…the one you got a few days ago from that...
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Summary: Every neighborhood has its legend, Boo Radley, “the town witch”; God knows what the Princeton children all think of House. Neighborhood child Tom has a growing curiosity with his street's "Mad Doctor" the topic of all rumors and tales told on Baker St. Read as Tom explores the life of Gregory House, perhaps learning something along the way.

Disclaimer: If you can’t see this disclaimer then Adobe Flash Player isn’t on the correct resolution.

Author’s Note: If you were following this story then I am so sorry for the late update! Okay, I’m gonna add some new drama and action...
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