This is an episode of 'House'.
Of my creation.
Few things you need to know:
-It's in S3
-A Huddy episode(and some other ships mixed,hopefully)
-I want your opinion on how its going so far
-I need to research some diseases.
-I'm trying to keep them in character.
-El atractivo means "the sexy one"
-Trying to use alot of medical stuff.
-The House/Cuddy part is kind(or really out of) character..so bare with me!
-Still writing the rest of the episode.
-Still researching diseases.
-I doubt House will reveal his feelings for "someone" but you never know with fanfiction :D
-THIS IS A 2 PART EPISODE
Enjoy :D
Opening Scene:Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital:The Clinic
[House is watching his soap]
[Cuddy comes into the exam room]
Cuddy: You know there are patients out there.
House: Yeah..I just wanted to see what you were wearing.
Love the top.
[Cuddy smiles]
Cuddy: I got a surprise for you.
[House turns off his soap and stands up]
[House pops some vicodin]
House: Really?
Cuddy: Really.
[Cuddy shuts the exam room door]
[Cuddy closes the blinds]
House: This isn't a sex thing is it?
If it is I can get my camera.
[Cuddy slowly walks toward House]
[Cuddy unbuttons 2 top buttons of her shirt]
[House smiles slyly]
[Cuddy gets close to House]
House: Are you high?
Cuddy: Yeah..high on you..
[Cuddy goes in for a kiss]
[House drops his cane]
Cameron:HOUSE!
[House wakes up]
House: What the hell do you want?
Cameron: We got a patient.
[cut to opening credits]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[open to the main floor lobby]
Cameron: 25 year old woman.Complains of stomach ache,nausea,vomiting,shortness of breath,and a headache.
House: Got a name?
Cameron: No she likes to go by 'patient'.
[Cameron stops walking]
Cameron: What were you doing in the clinic?
House: Dreaming of a stripper.
She went by,"El atractivo"
She looked like you.
[House stops by the elevator and pushes the button]
[Cameron stands in her place in shock]
Cameron: Really?
House: Yeah,except she had bigger breasts.
[elevator dings and the door opens]
[House and Cameron walk into the elevator]
House: Whats the patient's name?
Cameron: Camille Ross
Cameron: What were you really dreaming of?
House: A stripper that looked like Cuddy.
Cameron:Really?
House: No!
[elevator dings and the doors open]
[Chase and Foreman stand there]
House: No more sex from you.
[House looks at Cameron smiling]
[Cameron looks back with the,"What the hell?" look]
[Cameron and House step out of the elevator]
[House turns to the left to go to Wilson's office]
Chase: The office is this way
[points in the direction to the office]
House: I know just taking a short cut.
Foreman you write down the patient's symptoms on the white board and....run the differential until I get back.
[The ducklings walk toward the office]
Chase: What the hell was that about?
Foreman: Are you and House having sex?
Cameron: Thats none of your business.
Foreman: Yeah it is.
Cameron: Then yes we are having sex.
[Chase and Foreman stop dead in their tracks]
[Cameron continues toward the office]
[Cameron opens the door]
Cameron: You boys coming or not?
[cut to Wilson's office]
Wilson: W-What?! You're dreaming about you and Cuddy?!
[House is standing by Wilson's door that goes to the balcony]
House: You sound surprised Jimmy.
Wilson: 2 years ago you said you hated her.
Now..Now you say you love her?
House: I have a patient...see ya Jimmy.
[cut to the differential office]
[Foreman is reading 'Forbes']
[Cameron is on her laptop]
[Chase is looking at Cameron]
Chase: Are you and House really having sex?
[House walks in]
House: No..but me and Cuddy are.
[The ducklings look up at House with a surprised look]
House: Patient.Whats wrong with her?
What the hell?Foreman I told you to write down her symptoms.
[House grabs the black marker and throws it at Chase]
[Chase catches the marker]
Chase: Your letting me touch the marker?
House: You've earned it young Jedi.
[Chase gets up and writes down the patient's patients symptoms]
Cameron: Could be acute poisoning from water fluoridation
Foreman: She'd have weakness,itching,and numbness.
Chase: Could be thallium poisoning.
Foreman: She could just have a migraine.
[House is wondering about his dream]
[Ducklings continue to bickering]
Cuddy: House...we need to talk.
[Ducklings look at Cuddy with a surprised look]
[House is lost in his thinking]
Cuddy: HOUSE!
[House snaps out of it]
House: Continue to bicker about it.
Cuddy: Run your usual tests.
Test for fungus,autoimmune,infection,genetic,parasite, and whatever else you test for.
I need to talk to you House.
[cut to commercial]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[cut to the patient room]
Camille Ross: What are you testing my blood for?
Cameron: We're testing your blood for autoimmune diseases,fungi,infection...
Camille: I don't have a fever.
Chase: Sometimes an infection doesn't come with a fever.
Camille: Then whats Dr.Foreman doing?
Cameron: Hes scheduling you for an MRI.
Camille: What do I need an MRI fo....
[Camille passes out]
[Cameron shakes Camille]
Cameron:Camille?
[Cardiac monitor goes off]
Chase: WE NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!
[Nurses run in]
[cut to Cuddy's office]
Cuddy: I need your help.
[House is still wondering about his dream]
Cuddy: HOUSE!
This is serious.
[House stops wondering about his dream]
House: How serious could it be?
Cuddy: Its serious enough that I'm asking you.
House: Whats this about?
Cuddy: Patient.
[House gets up and heads toward the door]
Cuddy: You don't help me I'm adding 12 more clinic hours for you to do.
[House stops]
[House ponders about it]
[House sits back down]
Cuddy: [in shock] You'd help a patient?
House:...No but I have enough clinic hours to ignore.
Cuddy: Fine.
Patient is 41 years of age....
House: Is this about you?
Cuddy: Her symptoms include: nausea, coughing up sputum, fever of 101.9, bruising...
House: Your ignoring my question.
[Cuddy's voice gets shaky]
Cuddy: headache.
The patient symptoms point to cancer or an infection.
[Cuddy gets up]
[House gets up]
[Cuddy bursts into tears]
[House limps toward her and hugs her]
House: Its going to be alright..
Cuddy:[whispering] Do you actually care for me or are you just feeling sorry for me?
House: I ca...
[Ducklings burst through]
[Cameron stops]
[Chase and Foreman knock into her]
[Cameron catches herself]
[Ducklings stop and stare at House and Cuddy]
[Cuddy continues to cry]
Cameron: Are you alri...
[House interrupts]
House: Shes fine.What did you find?
[Cuddy breaks the hug]
[Cuddy wipes away her tears]
Cuddy:[whispering] Thank-you.
[in her full voice,kind of shaky] I'll meet you in a clinic room...when you get the chance
[Cuddy walks out to the clinic]
[cut to main floor lobby]
[Ducklings and House are heading toward the elevator,slowly]
House: I'll repeat myself...what did you find?
Cameron: Nothing.
House: Nothing interesting or nothing at all?
Foreman: What was that about?
House: Nothing...back to the patient.
Chase: She was negative for Lupus...
[House interrupts]
House: No surprise there...continue.
Chase: Negative for all fungal infections,and parasites.
House: Thats all you tested for?
Foreman: Yeah,before she crashed.
[House stops limping]
House: She crashed?
Foreman: Yeah...
[Wilson comes out of the elevator]
House: Great here comes Wilson.
Test her for everything and get a biopsy.
Chase: The test results would take months to come back.
[Wilson stops infront of House and the Ducklings]
Wilson: Whats wrong with the patient?
[Foreman hands Wilson Camille's chart]
[Wilson reads over it]
House: While hes doing that..search the patients home
[cut to Camille's room]
[Camille starts to choke]
[Monitor goes off]
[Nurses rush in]
[cut to the main floor lobby]
[Ducklings are headed towards the hospital's doors]
[Ducklings' pagers go off]
Foreman: Crap!
[Ducklings rush off to Camille's room]
[cut to commercial]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[cut to House's office]
[House is at his desk]
[Phone rings]
[House answers and puts it on speaker]
House: What did you find at her house?
[cut to Chase]
Chase: Didn't get a chance.
[cut back House]
House: What the hell do mean 'you didn't get a chance?'
[cut back to Chase]
Chase: I mean that we didn't get a chance because she started to choke.
[cut back to House]
House: On what?
[cut back to Chase]
Chase: Her food.
Applesauce to be more specific.
[Foreman approaches Chase]
Foreman: Add muscle weakness to the board.
Chase: Foreman said...
[cut back to House]
House: I heard him.
[hangs up]
[Cuddy enter the room]
[House stands up]
Cuddy: Sit down.
House: Yes ma'am!
[House sits down]
[Cuddy takes a seat in the chair infront of his desk]
Cuddy: Sorry about earlier...I just got...
House: Weak?
[Cuddy gives him 'the stare']
House: Continue...
Cuddy:....I just got scared over my symptoms...and [voice gets shaky]
[House gets up and walks to Cuddy's side and puts his hand on her shoulder]
[House begins to rub her shoulder]
Cuddy: Since when do you care about me?
House: Since I first saw you.
[Cuddy gets up]
Cuddy: Do you love me House?
[House is silent for 2 seconds]
[The Ducklings are coming toward his office]
House: Yes.I love...
[Ducklings enter the office]
House:...you.
[Cameron is surprised and her mouth opens in shock]
[Cuddy's eye widen]
[Chase's and Foreman's eyes widen]
[end of the episode]
[end credits]
Of my creation.
Few things you need to know:
-It's in S3
-A Huddy episode(and some other ships mixed,hopefully)
-I want your opinion on how its going so far
-I need to research some diseases.
-I'm trying to keep them in character.
-El atractivo means "the sexy one"
-Trying to use alot of medical stuff.
-The House/Cuddy part is kind(or really out of) character..so bare with me!
-Still writing the rest of the episode.
-Still researching diseases.
-I doubt House will reveal his feelings for "someone" but you never know with fanfiction :D
-THIS IS A 2 PART EPISODE
Enjoy :D
Opening Scene:Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital:The Clinic
[House is watching his soap]
[Cuddy comes into the exam room]
Cuddy: You know there are patients out there.
House: Yeah..I just wanted to see what you were wearing.
Love the top.
[Cuddy smiles]
Cuddy: I got a surprise for you.
[House turns off his soap and stands up]
[House pops some vicodin]
House: Really?
Cuddy: Really.
[Cuddy shuts the exam room door]
[Cuddy closes the blinds]
House: This isn't a sex thing is it?
If it is I can get my camera.
[Cuddy slowly walks toward House]
[Cuddy unbuttons 2 top buttons of her shirt]
[House smiles slyly]
[Cuddy gets close to House]
House: Are you high?
Cuddy: Yeah..high on you..
[Cuddy goes in for a kiss]
[House drops his cane]
Cameron:HOUSE!
[House wakes up]
House: What the hell do you want?
Cameron: We got a patient.
[cut to opening credits]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[open to the main floor lobby]
Cameron: 25 year old woman.Complains of stomach ache,nausea,vomiting,shortness of breath,and a headache.
House: Got a name?
Cameron: No she likes to go by 'patient'.
[Cameron stops walking]
Cameron: What were you doing in the clinic?
House: Dreaming of a stripper.
She went by,"El atractivo"
She looked like you.
[House stops by the elevator and pushes the button]
[Cameron stands in her place in shock]
Cameron: Really?
House: Yeah,except she had bigger breasts.
[elevator dings and the door opens]
[House and Cameron walk into the elevator]
House: Whats the patient's name?
Cameron: Camille Ross
Cameron: What were you really dreaming of?
House: A stripper that looked like Cuddy.
Cameron:Really?
House: No!
[elevator dings and the doors open]
[Chase and Foreman stand there]
House: No more sex from you.
[House looks at Cameron smiling]
[Cameron looks back with the,"What the hell?" look]
[Cameron and House step out of the elevator]
[House turns to the left to go to Wilson's office]
Chase: The office is this way
[points in the direction to the office]
House: I know just taking a short cut.
Foreman you write down the patient's symptoms on the white board and....run the differential until I get back.
[The ducklings walk toward the office]
Chase: What the hell was that about?
Foreman: Are you and House having sex?
Cameron: Thats none of your business.
Foreman: Yeah it is.
Cameron: Then yes we are having sex.
[Chase and Foreman stop dead in their tracks]
[Cameron continues toward the office]
[Cameron opens the door]
Cameron: You boys coming or not?
[cut to Wilson's office]
Wilson: W-What?! You're dreaming about you and Cuddy?!
[House is standing by Wilson's door that goes to the balcony]
House: You sound surprised Jimmy.
Wilson: 2 years ago you said you hated her.
Now..Now you say you love her?
House: I have a patient...see ya Jimmy.
[cut to the differential office]
[Foreman is reading 'Forbes']
[Cameron is on her laptop]
[Chase is looking at Cameron]
Chase: Are you and House really having sex?
[House walks in]
House: No..but me and Cuddy are.
[The ducklings look up at House with a surprised look]
House: Patient.Whats wrong with her?
What the hell?Foreman I told you to write down her symptoms.
[House grabs the black marker and throws it at Chase]
[Chase catches the marker]
Chase: Your letting me touch the marker?
House: You've earned it young Jedi.
[Chase gets up and writes down the patient's patients symptoms]
Cameron: Could be acute poisoning from water fluoridation
Foreman: She'd have weakness,itching,and numbness.
Chase: Could be thallium poisoning.
Foreman: She could just have a migraine.
[House is wondering about his dream]
[Ducklings continue to bickering]
Cuddy: House...we need to talk.
[Ducklings look at Cuddy with a surprised look]
[House is lost in his thinking]
Cuddy: HOUSE!
[House snaps out of it]
House: Continue to bicker about it.
Cuddy: Run your usual tests.
Test for fungus,autoimmune,infection,genetic,parasite, and whatever else you test for.
I need to talk to you House.
[cut to commercial]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[cut to the patient room]
Camille Ross: What are you testing my blood for?
Cameron: We're testing your blood for autoimmune diseases,fungi,infection...
Camille: I don't have a fever.
Chase: Sometimes an infection doesn't come with a fever.
Camille: Then whats Dr.Foreman doing?
Cameron: Hes scheduling you for an MRI.
Camille: What do I need an MRI fo....
[Camille passes out]
[Cameron shakes Camille]
Cameron:Camille?
[Cardiac monitor goes off]
Chase: WE NEED SOME HELP IN HERE!
[Nurses run in]
[cut to Cuddy's office]
Cuddy: I need your help.
[House is still wondering about his dream]
Cuddy: HOUSE!
This is serious.
[House stops wondering about his dream]
House: How serious could it be?
Cuddy: Its serious enough that I'm asking you.
House: Whats this about?
Cuddy: Patient.
[House gets up and heads toward the door]
Cuddy: You don't help me I'm adding 12 more clinic hours for you to do.
[House stops]
[House ponders about it]
[House sits back down]
Cuddy: [in shock] You'd help a patient?
House:...No but I have enough clinic hours to ignore.
Cuddy: Fine.
Patient is 41 years of age....
House: Is this about you?
Cuddy: Her symptoms include: nausea, coughing up sputum, fever of 101.9, bruising...
House: Your ignoring my question.
[Cuddy's voice gets shaky]
Cuddy: headache.
The patient symptoms point to cancer or an infection.
[Cuddy gets up]
[House gets up]
[Cuddy bursts into tears]
[House limps toward her and hugs her]
House: Its going to be alright..
Cuddy:[whispering] Do you actually care for me or are you just feeling sorry for me?
House: I ca...
[Ducklings burst through]
[Cameron stops]
[Chase and Foreman knock into her]
[Cameron catches herself]
[Ducklings stop and stare at House and Cuddy]
[Cuddy continues to cry]
Cameron: Are you alri...
[House interrupts]
House: Shes fine.What did you find?
[Cuddy breaks the hug]
[Cuddy wipes away her tears]
Cuddy:[whispering] Thank-you.
[in her full voice,kind of shaky] I'll meet you in a clinic room...when you get the chance
[Cuddy walks out to the clinic]
[cut to main floor lobby]
[Ducklings and House are heading toward the elevator,slowly]
House: I'll repeat myself...what did you find?
Cameron: Nothing.
House: Nothing interesting or nothing at all?
Foreman: What was that about?
House: Nothing...back to the patient.
Chase: She was negative for Lupus...
[House interrupts]
House: No surprise there...continue.
Chase: Negative for all fungal infections,and parasites.
House: Thats all you tested for?
Foreman: Yeah,before she crashed.
[House stops limping]
House: She crashed?
Foreman: Yeah...
[Wilson comes out of the elevator]
House: Great here comes Wilson.
Test her for everything and get a biopsy.
Chase: The test results would take months to come back.
[Wilson stops infront of House and the Ducklings]
Wilson: Whats wrong with the patient?
[Foreman hands Wilson Camille's chart]
[Wilson reads over it]
House: While hes doing that..search the patients home
[cut to Camille's room]
[Camille starts to choke]
[Monitor goes off]
[Nurses rush in]
[cut to the main floor lobby]
[Ducklings are headed towards the hospital's doors]
[Ducklings' pagers go off]
Foreman: Crap!
[Ducklings rush off to Camille's room]
[cut to commercial]
[Aerial view of the hospital]
[cut to House's office]
[House is at his desk]
[Phone rings]
[House answers and puts it on speaker]
House: What did you find at her house?
[cut to Chase]
Chase: Didn't get a chance.
[cut back House]
House: What the hell do mean 'you didn't get a chance?'
[cut back to Chase]
Chase: I mean that we didn't get a chance because she started to choke.
[cut back to House]
House: On what?
[cut back to Chase]
Chase: Her food.
Applesauce to be more specific.
[Foreman approaches Chase]
Foreman: Add muscle weakness to the board.
Chase: Foreman said...
[cut back to House]
House: I heard him.
[hangs up]
[Cuddy enter the room]
[House stands up]
Cuddy: Sit down.
House: Yes ma'am!
[House sits down]
[Cuddy takes a seat in the chair infront of his desk]
Cuddy: Sorry about earlier...I just got...
House: Weak?
[Cuddy gives him 'the stare']
House: Continue...
Cuddy:....I just got scared over my symptoms...and [voice gets shaky]
[House gets up and walks to Cuddy's side and puts his hand on her shoulder]
[House begins to rub her shoulder]
Cuddy: Since when do you care about me?
House: Since I first saw you.
[Cuddy gets up]
Cuddy: Do you love me House?
[House is silent for 2 seconds]
[The Ducklings are coming toward his office]
House: Yes.I love...
[Ducklings enter the office]
House:...you.
[Cameron is surprised and her mouth opens in shock]
[Cuddy's eye widen]
[Chase's and Foreman's eyes widen]
[end of the episode]
[end credits]
