House MD 5x13 Big Baby Sneak Peak

1. A 40-year-old/40-year-old relationship is unnatural, because everyone knows that you must be screwing someone half your age to be accepted in normal society. That is the first argument of why Huddy, is, for completely un-shallow reasons, wrong.

2. Cuddy is so, totally like Stacey (Like a friggin' carbon copy), therefore their relationship will lead to one huge train wreck and will not last.

3. Because being bitter, miserable, and self-loathing is House's character and personality and it will be sooooooo O-C-C for him to be in a healthy relationship because like everyone knows, he's never...

CREDIT goes to Shikabane-Mai.
She put it in the links but it doesn't work for everyone so this is me being helpful.
If you CAN see the link, go there right now and rate THAT instead of this!

This is the full transcript of the Katie Jacobs interview for those unable to open it. (for some reason I myself can only open it on firefox...)

Enjoy! (couldn't post this as a comment for the simple reason it is HUGE... and would take up the entire page.)

Q: I have to wonder, when you were preparing for the hostage episode, did you come across any real instances where anything remotely like this happened...

Dr.Gregory House

“I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line?”

“Like I always say, there's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.”

“So what's your plan? You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.”

[Houses' patient has just collapsed] "This is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three!”

"It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what."

"You talk to God, you're religious; God talks...

It's really to bad that season four was cut short by the writers strike, if it hadn't been I think we would have been able to gain a much greater insight into House and Wilson's characters and their relationship with each other. However, we can't dwell on what we missed out on - instead we have to make the most of the time we had to learn.

AMBER: Amber was a very intelligent woman who would do anything to achieve whatever she set her mind on. House wasn't far off in calling her a manipulative bitch - but it's how she got the job done. She knew people didn't like her and compensated by feeling...

Huddy?

The previous episode House and Cuddy kissed. They are now purposefully avoiding each other unbeknownst to Wilson; who was trying to figure out what has happened.

Wilson walks into House’s office—with a plan to get some information out of him before he talks to Cuddy.

Wilson: Hey.

House: Hey.

Wilson: Have you seen Cuddy at all this past week?

House: Err. Sure.

Wilson: She was a wreck last week—and now all of a sudden she is, fine.

House: Life altering decisions can do that to some people.

Wilson: Also. You two have been avoiding each other like the plague.

(Wilson sat down opposite...

Disclaimer:This is sort of a fan fiction!No offence to anyone!I don't own anything!Just for fun!

"Imaginary meeting for writing a episode"

Writter 1:So what are we gonna do?We have some bits of huddy and chameron on the way to feed the starving fans...How do we do it?

Writter 2:mmmm...We said that we will have more chameron things!So here's what we are gonna do!We are gonna cut their 3 minutes scenes into 2 episodes!

Writter 1:Thats awesome dude!I mean 1.5 minute!Thats more than Chase has had in a year!
But we have a problem!Since we want the plot to move really slow ,so that we would give to the...

I thought it was time someone wrote a cross-over of House Md and Grey's Anatomy.My knowledge of GA is rudimentary,so shoot me if you don't like the storyline*ducks to avoid the bullets*.There is not even one sane scene in this fanfic.Hope you like it :)

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Christmas Eve at PPTH.House and his team,old and new,are congregated in Cuddy's office.

C:I know it's Christmas Eve,but this is good publicity for the hospital,so whether you like it or not,you're going to do this!

T:My wife is going to kill me if I don't show up tonight!

C:Do I seem to care,Dr Taub?Now,I know we're...

I'm new here and this seemed to be the best way to introduce myself... I've been very busy in the fanfiction department and my mind created this idea about where things could go after Wilson says he's going to resign: (the PI is absent, I want to use this as a plot for a What If fanfic and it does fit the facts except for the PI)

I've always wanted to see what would happen if House turns in to the patient with the mystery illness... An illness that would render his brain useless and leave him unable to diagnose himself would definitely be a way to finally choose between the old team and the...