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1. Ask Kagome on a date.
2. Admit his burning love for Kikyo.
3. Pick Kikyo over Kagome.
4. Tell Kagome thats shes fat.
5. Pretend his human form is actully his He-Man form.
6. Admit his brotherly love for Sesshoumaru.
7. Call Kagome a bitch when shes not looking.
8. Tell Kagome to fuck off when she tells him to sit.
9. Laugh at his own doggie ears.
10. Eat Kagomes home made cooking.
11. Say the words "Shippou will you marry me?"
12.Dress up as Naraku for halloween.
13. Turn down the chance to kill a demon.
14. Start communicating with Kagome telepathicly.
15. Say Kagome 5 times in the same sentence.
16. Go out with the 'Lawds' on friday night drinking 'bucki'.
17. Dance with He-man
18. Throw a pot of noodles in Kagomes face.
19. Refuse to answer Kagome everytime she says his name.
20. Skip down the road singing "Barbie girl.".
21. Buy a new sword on Ebay.
22. Tell Miroku that woman arent everything.
23. Be the first man to have a baby.
24. Buy a pair off shoes.
25. Wear a pair of shoes.
26. Buy a poodle and call it 'Inuyashie."
27. Stop being so damn nice with Kagome.
28. Hit Kagome over the head with a handbag.
29. Tell Jaken that love affairs with Sesshoumaru just don't work.
30. Tell Kagome that he's sick of eating omlettes that she cooks.
31. Dance thriller with Micheal Jackson.
32. Eat a chocolate donut. With nutella spread on top with chocolate chips and multicoloured star shapes for toppings.
33. Tell Sesshoumaru that the fluff just dosent go with his outfit.
34. Forget his name.
35. Tell Kikyo to get a life.
36. Become the lord of the underword.
37. Comb his hair. To make it silky soft and shimmer in the light.
38. Win a fight with Sesshoumaru.
39. Snuggle Kirara.
40. Tell Sango thats shes much prettier than Kagome.
41. Make a Daisy chain and give it to miroku.
42. Leave Kagomes cat alone.
43. Tell Koga that his eyes sparkle like stars.
44. Star in the new "Desparet houswives."
45. Become a Sailor Scout.
46. Use the power of the Silver crystal to defeat Naraku and Marry the moon princess.
47. Become The next Simon Cowel.
48. Make dolls with Rin.
49. Play hide and seek with you and your mates.
50. Stop taking everything seriously and have fun.
51. Wearing his hair over one eye and muttering "Life is useless."
52. Go to a childrens karate session and kicking there asses.
53. Play dress up with Miroku,Sesshoumaru,That guy in the corner and Naraku.
54. Create the first annoyence detector and hold it to Kagome.
55. Dance and sing along with you and your mates to Disney themes.
56. Go to the christmas dance with Sango and Tell Kagome that she was just to much of a flirt.
57. Tell Kagome to hurry up and choose Me,Koga,Sesshoumaru,Jaken,Naraku or Hojo.
58. Yell "YO MUMMA!" Very loudly.
59. Shout "Owned." While stapming there head.
60. Instead of saving Kagome all the time save Shippou for once.
61. Prod Miroku for the fun of it.
62. Tell Naraku that he looks rather handsom with that bear trap.
63. Buy a mass of fluff and a bear trap and strut around pretending to be Kagome.
64. Be overtaken by his Evil side and kill Kagome.
65. Dance provotovly.
66. Tell Kagome that the innocent school girl look just dosent work.
67. discover his need for glasses.
68. Fluff his hair in pig tails.
69. Cry at the lion king.
70. Tell Kagome to follow the white light.
71. Ask Sesshoumaru for a trade, his shoes for Kagome.
72. Ask Naraku for a trade, His Incarnative abilities for Kagome.
73. Ask Koga for a trade, His shiny new armor for Kagome.
74. Scribble on Kagomes face when shes sleeping.
75. Scribble a monobrow,Hitler tash,whiskers and a goate when shes sleeping
76. Put all sorts of creepy crawlys everywhere when shes sleeping.
77. Discover where steak comes from and eat one raw. Poor cow never stood a chance.
78. Stay in Kagomes era.
79. Do the crab dance.
80. Peek when Kagomes washing.
81. Begin to flirt with all of Kagomes friends and shout loudly "HOW DOES IT FEEL!!"
82. Become the most popular person on 'MySpace'.
83. Join Deviant Art and get 1,000,000 page views.
84. Give Kagome a child.
85. Tell Kagome when he kissed her it was a one of thing, don't read to much into it.
86. Smash Kagomes bike over the top of her head.
87. Open up his own I hate Kagome fan club.
88. Be a back up dancer for Sesshoumarus Version of 'Opps I did it again."
89. Change the colour of his Robes to a nice pink or purple.
90. Buy a burger out of Wac donalds.
91. Get lost.
92. Throw Kagomes bag over a cliff.
93. Throw Kagomes shoes of a cliff.
94. Go to a Meatloaf concert with Sean Conerry.
95. Be a Pokemon master.
96. He wants to be the very best like no-one ever was. To cath them is his real test to train them is his cause. He will travel across the land searching far and wide. ......Power thats INSIDE. INUMON!!!!
97. Buy two large silver dog tags and a giant doller sign necklace.
98. Wear a vest top, put his hair in a afro and go to this years Saterday night Fever..
99. Make Kagome his 'ho!'
100. Have the X factor!.