LIZH#2: Strawberry Yogurt
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! YOU GOT ANY STRAWBERRY YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have strawberry yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of strawberry yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the queen of Mars.
Zim: You are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because I saw you take your eye lenses and wig off. Also, you have no nose, ears, and you only have three fingers. Oh and there’s the fact that you have green skin.
Zim: IT’S. A. SKIN. CONDITION!
Eev: Uh huh. *Eats a spoonful of yogurt*
Zim: Just go…do whatever you human girls do! Computer! What do seven year old human girls do?!
Computer: For one, they play with one of the earth’s transportation animals.
Zim: …Which would be?
Computer: Horses.
(((Eev chokes and spits out the yogurt on Zim. He screams and tries to wipe it off)))
Zim: IT BURNS!
Eev: Oh, and there’s your reaction to human food. Back to the horses…For one, humans don’t use them unless the humans are REALLY rich. Second, I AIN’T PLAYING WITH NO HORSE!
Computer: Oookaay…well, what about Barbies?
Eev: NO WAY! Can’t stand those horrible things.
Computer: O-Kay…Well, there’s Ken…
Eev: That’s a Male Version of Barbie that way she won’t be lonely.
Computer: Ok then, if you’re so smart, then why don’t YOU get something to play with?!
Eev: Jeez! Sorry. Didn’t mean to upset you or anything.
Computer: Yeah well you did.
Eev: ……
Gir: I’m about to make tacos! Eevie? You wanna help?!
Eev: Sure.
(((Eev and Gir walk in the kitchen, leaving an annoyed Zim.)))
Zim: I can’t stand her!
Computer: She ain’t THAT bad.
Zim: Computer, run a test on the Robo-parents. They may be dysfunctional.
Computer: MAY be?
*Random Moment At Dib’s House*
Dib: You just don’t get it Gaz! Zim has a hostage!
Gaz: From what you told me, she’s ADOPTED.
Dib: (>_>)
Gaz: What?
Dib: You actually listened to me?
Gaz: What else was I supposed to do? My GS2 sound went out. Speaking of which…DAD! FIX MY GS2 NOW! *Goes in the lab*
Dib: (-_-)
*Zim’s House*
Zim: I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, I AM NORMAL!
Eev: *Ignoring Zim* Got any more Strawberry yogurt?
Zim: *Slaps head* Why…Why on IRK would the Robo-parents take her?!
Eev: Seriously, I want yogurt.
Zim: What is with you and wanting YOGURT?!
Eev: Yogurt’s yummy.
Zim: No excuse.
Eev: Is too if I say it is.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
(((Zim and Eev keep going at it.)))
*LATER AT NIGHT*
Eev: Is…*Yawn* Too…
Zim: Is not!
Eev: *Yawn* Is too.
(((Eev collapses on the floor, sleeping. Zim stares at her for a moment then raises his arms up in victory,)))
Zim: There. I HAVE WON!
Computer: Why don’t you see if you can wake her up why don’t you.
Zim: Gir, take the Eev human to her room.
Gir: Kay!
(((Gir picks Eev up and takes her to the trash can.)))
Zim: Computer, run a scan on the whole house to make sure the Dib didn’t do anything while Eev and I were arguing.
Computer: Whatever.
(((Computer goes to sleep, Zim doesn’t notice. Gir runs back in grinning with his tongue out. Zim sighs.)))
Zim: What is it NOW Gir?
Gir: Eevie wants some yogurt!
Zim: (-_-)
End of LIZH#TWO
That was probably lame, but I couldn’t think of anything else that would make Eev annoy Zim…Plus, Eev’s obsessed with Yogurt…Please do not be offended by Eev if you have any of those (horses, Barbie dolls, Ken dolls) Eev is like that...
~Vee
(((Eev is in the kitchen, digging around in the refridgerator)))
Eev: ZIM! YOU GOT ANY STRAWBERRY YOGURT?!
Zim: *Walks in the kitchen* And why would I have strawberry yogurt?!
Eev: I don’t know!
Gir: I got some RIGHT here!
(((Gir takes a cup of strawberry yogurt and hands it to Eev. She begins to eat it.)))
Eev: Thank you. So, now what?
Zim: Zim does not care! I’m going in my lab-I mean my fort!
Eev: What type of alien would have a fort?
Zim: (O_O) I’M NORMAL!
Eev: Uh huh. And I’m the queen of Mars.
Zim: You are?
Eev: What? NO! Anyway, I know you’re an alien because I saw you take your eye lenses and wig off. Also, you have no nose, ears, and you only have three fingers. Oh and there’s the fact that you have green skin.
Zim: IT’S. A. SKIN. CONDITION!
Eev: Uh huh. *Eats a spoonful of yogurt*
Zim: Just go…do whatever you human girls do! Computer! What do seven year old human girls do?!
Computer: For one, they play with one of the earth’s transportation animals.
Zim: …Which would be?
Computer: Horses.
(((Eev chokes and spits out the yogurt on Zim. He screams and tries to wipe it off)))
Zim: IT BURNS!
Eev: Oh, and there’s your reaction to human food. Back to the horses…For one, humans don’t use them unless the humans are REALLY rich. Second, I AIN’T PLAYING WITH NO HORSE!
Computer: Oookaay…well, what about Barbies?
Eev: NO WAY! Can’t stand those horrible things.
Computer: O-Kay…Well, there’s Ken…
Eev: That’s a Male Version of Barbie that way she won’t be lonely.
Computer: Ok then, if you’re so smart, then why don’t YOU get something to play with?!
Eev: Jeez! Sorry. Didn’t mean to upset you or anything.
Computer: Yeah well you did.
Eev: ……
Gir: I’m about to make tacos! Eevie? You wanna help?!
Eev: Sure.
(((Eev and Gir walk in the kitchen, leaving an annoyed Zim.)))
Zim: I can’t stand her!
Computer: She ain’t THAT bad.
Zim: Computer, run a test on the Robo-parents. They may be dysfunctional.
Computer: MAY be?
*Random Moment At Dib’s House*
Dib: You just don’t get it Gaz! Zim has a hostage!
Gaz: From what you told me, she’s ADOPTED.
Dib: (>_>)
Gaz: What?
Dib: You actually listened to me?
Gaz: What else was I supposed to do? My GS2 sound went out. Speaking of which…DAD! FIX MY GS2 NOW! *Goes in the lab*
Dib: (-_-)
*Zim’s House*
Zim: I TOLD YOU A THOUSAND TIMES, I AM NORMAL!
Eev: *Ignoring Zim* Got any more Strawberry yogurt?
Zim: *Slaps head* Why…Why on IRK would the Robo-parents take her?!
Eev: Seriously, I want yogurt.
Zim: What is with you and wanting YOGURT?!
Eev: Yogurt’s yummy.
Zim: No excuse.
Eev: Is too if I say it is.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
Zim: Is not.
Eev: Is too.
(((Zim and Eev keep going at it.)))
*LATER AT NIGHT*
Eev: Is…*Yawn* Too…
Zim: Is not!
Eev: *Yawn* Is too.
(((Eev collapses on the floor, sleeping. Zim stares at her for a moment then raises his arms up in victory,)))
Zim: There. I HAVE WON!
Computer: Why don’t you see if you can wake her up why don’t you.
Zim: Gir, take the Eev human to her room.
Gir: Kay!
(((Gir picks Eev up and takes her to the trash can.)))
Zim: Computer, run a scan on the whole house to make sure the Dib didn’t do anything while Eev and I were arguing.
Computer: Whatever.
(((Computer goes to sleep, Zim doesn’t notice. Gir runs back in grinning with his tongue out. Zim sighs.)))
Zim: What is it NOW Gir?
Gir: Eevie wants some yogurt!
Zim: (-_-)
End of LIZH#TWO
That was probably lame, but I couldn’t think of anything else that would make Eev annoy Zim…Plus, Eev’s obsessed with Yogurt…Please do not be offended by Eev if you have any of those (horses, Barbie dolls, Ken dolls) Eev is like that...
~Vee
