1. Pull the Tallest out of their uniforms on belief that they are actually short.
1B. This'll probably end with your exile
2. Tell Zim he's now the Tallest.
3. Give Dib false coordinates to Irk that actually send him to Blorch
4. Tell Gaz there is a GS3 out.
4B. we are not responsible for your death.
5. Unleash a giant godzilla like Hamster on the Massive.
6. Tell Zim that you know how to destroy the Earth, and then walk away not telling him.
7. Give Tak a weenie shaped like Zim is the best form of irony.
7B. But will result in your death.
8. Steal Zim's voot for a joy ride.
9. Give Zim the Death Star on his birthday.
9B. And Give Dib R2D2
10. Tell the characters they are fictional, a cult hit, and have been cancelled.
10B. We are not responsible for the fangirls that'll kill you for that one.