Character Guide: *ahem* Something completely pointless you write when you're very very VERY bored, with no possible meaning to other people who are already fans of the show/movie/book who will find something like this quite useless indeed.
Here I go...
ZIM: (Richard Horvitze) EXACT stereotype of hollywood aliens/martians. Green skin, antennae, huge eyes, shortage of fingers, and no ears make up this little alien with big personality. Zim is the kind of cartoon character where he's very dumb, but he thinks he's a feakin' genius. He has little or no people skills, subtlety, or humbleness, but that's why everyone (excluding the other characters) loves him so darn much. Sure he has his oddly intelligent moments or rare occasions when he shows he has some what of a heart (squeedily Spooch, whatever) but on the whole, he's loud, self-absorbed, and usually angry. He goes back and forth on whether or not he wants to enslave Earth or just destroy it. His attempts at world domination/destruction are mostly odd, quirky little schemes with really no hope from the beginning.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! Do not ignore my veins!"
"I WILL PREPARE FOOD WITH MY IRON FIST, AND WORK MY WAY UP TO RULING YOU ALL WITH MY FIST. YOU! Obey the fist!"
"The Earth is safe GIR! Now let's go destroy it."
"Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!"
DIB: (Andy berman) At the beginning of the series, Dib starts out as a simple human boy with big head and a dream. And at the end of the series...he's STILL a boy with and big head and a dream. That dream? To stop evil Zim's mission to take over/destroy the Earth from ever happening. Here to help him, are nobody, nobody, and nobody. His fellow humans think he's crazy for his theories of aliens, ghosts and bigfoot, but that doesn't stop young Dib from trying. He's actually the most notably normal of any character in the show and is repeatedly picked on for having a large head. Even though most of the characters in the show were designed to have large heads, he still gets crap about it.
"Ok. Does anyones besides me notice the alien sitting in class?"
"You mean there aren't shoe aliens?"
GIR: (Rikki Simmons) Ah GIR. Given to Zim as a joke from his leaders, the tallest, GIR has virtually no intelligence whatsoever and often only succeeds in making a situation humorous with his random little outbursts. GIR's simply a defective robot, usually a cyan blue, but when he's obeying Zim's orders, he flashes red. That doesn't happen very often. Although, most (if not all) of Zim's rare kind moments are aimed at GIR. There are a couple times when GIR starts to cry, for one reason or another, and Zim, for some reason, takes pity on him. (Ex. Walk of Doom) Also, in the episode "Battle of the Planets", he makes the comment, "Maybe that little robot isn't such a bad little evil minion after all".
"Tell me a story about giant pigs!"
*been ordered to self destruct* "FINALLY!"
"I like dookie!"
GAZ: (Melissa Fahn) Dib's terrifying little sister (presumably about 8) with a heart of pure evil. Or just indifference. Totally addicted to her Gameslave, she spends her time gaming and mocking/hurting/threatening Dib. She wears gothic style clothing with a large skull pendant around her neck. She quite honestly doesn't have a very vital role, but helps her brother out on a few occasions only when it's convenient for her.
"Dib drank that last soda...HE WILL PAY!"
"The pig...COMMANDS me!"
"Why do you have to have a head?"
Almighty Tallest: (Wally Wingert and Kevin Hamilton Mcdonald) Irken superiority is based on height. So doesn't it seem natural that the tallest of the Irkens should rule? Aparantly, they do even if they're kinda stupid. They are the ones leading the irken army into galactic conquest. But I guess the Earth is just to insignificant to conquer because it's where they send Invader Zim on his "secret mission". The tallest love snacks, probing day, and seeing Zim get hurt.
"I'll have them serve me the curly fries."
"Everyone loves puppets!"
Ms. Bitters: (Lucille Bliss) The terrifying elderly teacher at the skool with doom on her mind. She normally dresses in all black, however in the first episode she is seen wearing purple. Ms. Bitter likes to materialize out of the shadows and to scare children.
"If I have to put up with the awesom force of your collective child stench everyday, then so shall you all!"
"Class, despite my moral outrage, the student board is ALLOWING you to celebrate Valentine's Day today."
PROFESSOR MEMBRANE: (Roger Bumpass) Gaz and Dib's incredibly genius father (and inventer of Super Toast). He is always seen with his lab coat pulled up over his face, making it invisible to the viewers. All in all, he's a nice person and good father but he constantly leaves his children for science. And he hates Santa.
"Is he trying to raise the dead again? Always with the dead, that boy..."
*To Gaz* Hah! "You're my funny child!"
TAK: (Olivia'D Abo) A female Irken with a decidedly better disguise, look, and plan comes to Earth in the last season of the series. Tak came to take Zim's mission and hates him for something he did to her in the past. He isn't even aware that he ever did anything. At first, he thinks she's fallen in love with him, after he misses the obvious threat in a 'love poem' she reads him. Tak's normal disguise is a pale, indigo haired girl with a mole/beauty mark on her cheek and dark eyeliner. She quickly learns Zim's weakness with meat and takes advantage of it often. There to help her, is her perfectly functional SIR unit, Mimi, who's disguised as a very sinister looking cat. Tak only appears in one episode but her voice lived on for a while as the vioce of her ship when it crashes to Earth in front of Dib's house. For some reason, she seems to have mind controlling powers and the ability to make stupid people forget things. (It doesn't work on Dib and she doesn't have time to try Gaz because she shoots her with soda)
"I'm a better invader than you could ever be! I blend in perfectly..."
*Reading her poem to Zim*
"For longer than I can remember
I've been looking for someone like you
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too
Birds sing and YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
THE END!"
Here I go...
ZIM: (Richard Horvitze) EXACT stereotype of hollywood aliens/martians. Green skin, antennae, huge eyes, shortage of fingers, and no ears make up this little alien with big personality. Zim is the kind of cartoon character where he's very dumb, but he thinks he's a feakin' genius. He has little or no people skills, subtlety, or humbleness, but that's why everyone (excluding the other characters) loves him so darn much. Sure he has his oddly intelligent moments or rare occasions when he shows he has some what of a heart (squeedily Spooch, whatever) but on the whole, he's loud, self-absorbed, and usually angry. He goes back and forth on whether or not he wants to enslave Earth or just destroy it. His attempts at world domination/destruction are mostly odd, quirky little schemes with really no hope from the beginning.
"Invader's blood marches through my veins like giant radioactive rubber pants! Do not ignore my veins!"
"I WILL PREPARE FOOD WITH MY IRON FIST, AND WORK MY WAY UP TO RULING YOU ALL WITH MY FIST. YOU! Obey the fist!"
"The Earth is safe GIR! Now let's go destroy it."
"Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!"
DIB: (Andy berman) At the beginning of the series, Dib starts out as a simple human boy with big head and a dream. And at the end of the series...he's STILL a boy with and big head and a dream. That dream? To stop evil Zim's mission to take over/destroy the Earth from ever happening. Here to help him, are nobody, nobody, and nobody. His fellow humans think he's crazy for his theories of aliens, ghosts and bigfoot, but that doesn't stop young Dib from trying. He's actually the most notably normal of any character in the show and is repeatedly picked on for having a large head. Even though most of the characters in the show were designed to have large heads, he still gets crap about it.
"Ok. Does anyones besides me notice the alien sitting in class?"
"You mean there aren't shoe aliens?"
GIR: (Rikki Simmons) Ah GIR. Given to Zim as a joke from his leaders, the tallest, GIR has virtually no intelligence whatsoever and often only succeeds in making a situation humorous with his random little outbursts. GIR's simply a defective robot, usually a cyan blue, but when he's obeying Zim's orders, he flashes red. That doesn't happen very often. Although, most (if not all) of Zim's rare kind moments are aimed at GIR. There are a couple times when GIR starts to cry, for one reason or another, and Zim, for some reason, takes pity on him. (Ex. Walk of Doom) Also, in the episode "Battle of the Planets", he makes the comment, "Maybe that little robot isn't such a bad little evil minion after all".
"Tell me a story about giant pigs!"
*been ordered to self destruct* "FINALLY!"
"I like dookie!"
GAZ: (Melissa Fahn) Dib's terrifying little sister (presumably about 8) with a heart of pure evil. Or just indifference. Totally addicted to her Gameslave, she spends her time gaming and mocking/hurting/threatening Dib. She wears gothic style clothing with a large skull pendant around her neck. She quite honestly doesn't have a very vital role, but helps her brother out on a few occasions only when it's convenient for her.
"Dib drank that last soda...HE WILL PAY!"
"The pig...COMMANDS me!"
"Why do you have to have a head?"
Almighty Tallest: (Wally Wingert and Kevin Hamilton Mcdonald) Irken superiority is based on height. So doesn't it seem natural that the tallest of the Irkens should rule? Aparantly, they do even if they're kinda stupid. They are the ones leading the irken army into galactic conquest. But I guess the Earth is just to insignificant to conquer because it's where they send Invader Zim on his "secret mission". The tallest love snacks, probing day, and seeing Zim get hurt.
"I'll have them serve me the curly fries."
"Everyone loves puppets!"
Ms. Bitters: (Lucille Bliss) The terrifying elderly teacher at the skool with doom on her mind. She normally dresses in all black, however in the first episode she is seen wearing purple. Ms. Bitter likes to materialize out of the shadows and to scare children.
"If I have to put up with the awesom force of your collective child stench everyday, then so shall you all!"
"Class, despite my moral outrage, the student board is ALLOWING you to celebrate Valentine's Day today."
PROFESSOR MEMBRANE: (Roger Bumpass) Gaz and Dib's incredibly genius father (and inventer of Super Toast). He is always seen with his lab coat pulled up over his face, making it invisible to the viewers. All in all, he's a nice person and good father but he constantly leaves his children for science. And he hates Santa.
"Is he trying to raise the dead again? Always with the dead, that boy..."
*To Gaz* Hah! "You're my funny child!"
TAK: (Olivia'D Abo) A female Irken with a decidedly better disguise, look, and plan comes to Earth in the last season of the series. Tak came to take Zim's mission and hates him for something he did to her in the past. He isn't even aware that he ever did anything. At first, he thinks she's fallen in love with him, after he misses the obvious threat in a 'love poem' she reads him. Tak's normal disguise is a pale, indigo haired girl with a mole/beauty mark on her cheek and dark eyeliner. She quickly learns Zim's weakness with meat and takes advantage of it often. There to help her, is her perfectly functional SIR unit, Mimi, who's disguised as a very sinister looking cat. Tak only appears in one episode but her voice lived on for a while as the vioce of her ship when it crashes to Earth in front of Dib's house. For some reason, she seems to have mind controlling powers and the ability to make stupid people forget things. (It doesn't work on Dib and she doesn't have time to try Gaz because she shoots her with soda)
"I'm a better invader than you could ever be! I blend in perfectly..."
*Reading her poem to Zim*
"For longer than I can remember
I've been looking for someone like you
Someone with a head like yours and a torso too
Birds sing and YOU'RE GONNA PAY!
THE END!"
The only characters here are Ariel, Gillies,Jasper, Grimm Reaper, and Mangus.
Ariel's POV
I sat down at the table. The Grimm Reaper and my dad wanted to talk about something.
“as you both know, you are partners just like your dad and I used to be" said Grimm. “But, your dad and I wanted you 2 to be more than partners."
“so were just going to go out with each other?" I said.
“Oh no no no no" said Mangus. He chuckled.
What is it Grimm!?!?! I said
“You 2 need to get married!" said Grimm
BTW it is Gillies and Ariel that have 2 get married
Ariel's POV
I sat down at the table. The Grimm Reaper and my dad wanted to talk about something.
“as you both know, you are partners just like your dad and I used to be" said Grimm. “But, your dad and I wanted you 2 to be more than partners."
“so were just going to go out with each other?" I said.
“Oh no no no no" said Mangus. He chuckled.
What is it Grimm!?!?! I said
“You 2 need to get married!" said Grimm
BTW it is Gillies and Ariel that have 2 get married
Gir opened the door. The mail flew at his face. A spark flies from Gir's doggy suite and it hits a car. Gir: Oops! Sorry! Gir runs inside and he starts walking slower. Zim comes out with a huge magnet. Zim: Gir! I demand you to...
Before he can finish Gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and Gir gets pulled over to it. Gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as Gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the table and Gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls Gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! Gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are you all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and Gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! Gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. You do love me! Gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. Gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
Before he can finish Gir sais: Help! In a low deep voice! Zim drops the magnet and Gir gets pulled over to it. Gir crawls across the ground. Gir: Help! Gir's arm falls off as Gir sais: Tacos! Come to the rescue. A taco jumps off the table and Gir eats it whil weeping. Zim comes out and picks up the magnet. It pulls Gir along. Zim: Gir! Get...
Gir: Save me! Gir starts to combust a little. Zim: Gir? Are you all right? Gir: No! Zim pulls out another magnet and Gir comes off. He flashes black and green as spatks come from his head. Zim: Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiir! No! Why you! Gir then explodes. Zim starts to cry. You do love me! Gir says. Zim: Gir? He sais as the tears go away. Gir jumps from the kitchen. Zim: Gir! Don't ever trick me like that again!
The sad thing is, Nick was not always this, well, stupid. Once upon a time, our generation watched shows that actually made us laugh, not like this dirt Nick is shoving through our throats now that need an "applause" button. The end of Nick Magazine was just one of the things that showed us Nick is falling.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will show the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, or why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks said it was stupid.
Now, shows that felt Nick's wrath are rising, and Invader Zim will show the world that the so-called, "Christan Parents Today" are nothing but blasphemers. I cannot find a reason why God would not laugh at the hilarious comedy, or why Jesus could not-"MAKE BISCUTS!" Shame on all of the people who hated on Invader Zim. Nothing is without flaws, but Invader Zim should not be cancelled just because a bunch of non-elected punks, and self-righteous freaks said it was stupid.